Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:32am On Aug 03, 2017 |
shinarlaura:
Hahahahaha. Why na.
This is somebody's gf u guys are playing with oo 1 Like |
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by shinarlaura(f): 10:37am On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:42am On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
I will advice you to go and look for the definition of the word "Slum" how does that place looks like a slum? I think you are mentally dotish. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Marcelo290(m): 10:45am On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:46am On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by MhizzAJ(f): 10:52am On Aug 03, 2017 |
androidroot: I know you love this niggga. why not woo him I know you love this niggga. why not woo him And why re u monitoring me? |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 03, 2017 |
MhizzAJ:
And why re u monitoring me? Monitoring you? Are you bank alert?? 10 Likes |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by MhizzAJ(f): 10:58am On Aug 03, 2017 |
androidroot: Monitoring you? Are you bank alert?? Shift!!! |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 11:09am On Aug 03, 2017 |
MhizzAJ:
Shift!!! You're fuuking serious for my fuuking liking. Have a great day ahead. Bye. |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by remi1444: 11:10am On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by jpphilips(m): 11:13am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Dothraki: Please rate from 1-100... I will give her 80%...... She fine no be small This is what happens when a girl child has embraced poverty to a dangerous dimension, instead of finding a solution to the misfortune of her birth decides to open what is left of her legs to a nonentity with the IQ of a housefly, whom out of boredom and a serial dose of exhaustive unhygienic unprotected sexual intercourse was unlucky to ejjaaculate what is left of his sensibilities, so awkward it was he brought her pics online for folks to appraise the good job he has done on that unfortunate piece of creation. I will give you a proper rating in 9months when you have truly embraced the fruit of your labour, *spits* 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by MhizzAJ(f): 11:13am On Aug 03, 2017 |
androidroot: You're fuuking serious for my fuuking liking. Have a great day ahead. Bye. bye dearrrrrrr Are u his broda? |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 11:16am On Aug 03, 2017 |
MhizzAJ:
bye dearrrrrrr
Are u his broda?
That's what i can't say now |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by MhizzAJ(f): 11:17am On Aug 03, 2017 |
androidroot: That's what i can't say now why can't u say it now? |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by adexdon(m): 11:19am On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 11:26am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Nwamaikpe you are wicked! Just look at d finishing. Op you really tried uploading ur gf's picture here o 1 Like |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by jaylakes: 12:30pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by jaylakes: 12:33pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by classicalbenson(m): 12:45pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
stupid op... am sure u don't even know that lady 1 Like |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 12:48pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
jpphilips:
This is what happens when a girl child has embraced poverty to a dangerous dimension, instead of finding a solution to the misfortune of her birth decides to open what is left of her legs to a nonentity with the IQ of a housefly, whom out of boredom and a serial dose of exhaustive unhygienic unprotected sexual intercourse was unlucky to ejjaaculate what is left of his sensibilities, so awkward it was he brought her pics online for folks to appraise the good job he has done on that unfortunate piece of creation. I will give you a proper rating in 9months when you have truly embraced the fruit of your labour, *spits* .. 1 Like |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Lalas247(f): 12:53pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 12:59pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Maxi112: 1:02pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Maxi112: 1:07pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by adadike281(f): 1:20pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
please, let me just die!!! Chineke mu!!!! 5 Likes |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Amoppy(f): 2:23pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Chuksemi(m): 3:24pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
jpphilips:
This is what happens when a girl child has embraced poverty to a dangerous dimension, instead of finding a solution to the misfortune of her birth decides to open what is left of her legs to a nonentity with the IQ of a housefly, whom out of boredom and a serial dose of exhaustive unhygienic unprotected sexual intercourse was unlucky to ejjaaculate what is left of his sensibilities, so awkward it was he brought her pics online for folks to appraise the good job he has done on that unfortunate piece of creation. I will give you a proper rating in 9months when you have truly embraced the fruit of your labour, *spits* It's over. I kukuma give up, choi 1 Like |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by chuckdee4(m): 3:25pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
ProudtobeaMUMUM: She'sbeautiful, at least she is not bleaching like all this Igbos and Nnamdi cownu pigs as he said we should be calling them, just make money, her real beauty will come out NwaAmaikpe all this isn't necessary, the insults were too much and yours is? Will u take a flying Bleep off a cliff 1 Like |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
Op, since you said only from 1-100, I would give her 1% |
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by positivelord: 3:51pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend. So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.
The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.
The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight) Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.
Na girl friend somebody suffer to get you are describing like these
Na girl friend somebody suffer to get you are describing like these
Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.
Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here. She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her. She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.
You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.
If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.
Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain. Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts
In summary, If your girl was a car, She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 3:56pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
chuckdee4:
and yours is? Will u take a flying Bleep off a cliff Another ipob pig spotted |