High powered job my foot. I can create my own job

What if you wake up in the president's body one day?

give a presidential directive to have all the oil sales for that day transferred to my swiss account

what would you do if the love of ur life turns up and has done a sex change operation

give her some fashion tips and get the stepping!

what would you do if you got caught nicking your friend's bafs on candid camera?

agbedo, impossikant, it can never happen

what would you do if you were best man/lady at a wedding and during the ceremony u needed to go to the loo urgently

Seun:

High powered job my foot. I can create my own job

What if you wake up in the president's body one day?

actually for this one i would have contacted modupe ozolua pronto!

jogego:

agbedo, impossikant, it can never happen

what would you do if you were best man/lady at a wedding and during the ceremony you needed to go to the loo urgently

I would go! either that or I miss the rest of the wedding because I peed on my beautiful dress

What would you do if your best friend is in an abusive relationship?

I'll tell him "get the heck out of it...think with your head man"

what will you do if you discover your wife is pregnant for your driver?

lmao and say Nah u biko! No need for violence, both of you can leave me and my house in peace!

What would you do if you were offered the position of President of Nigeria for a day?

I would turn down the offer. I don't want to make a fool of myself.

What would you do if you won the US visa lottery?

Pack ma ghana must go and face yankee

what would you do if you found out an eccentric aunt u didnt know had left u a fortune in her will,provided u went to leave in Iraq

People risk their lives for the money everyday so what da heck....

I'll pack my bag and move to Iraq ASAP, when I get there I'll use some of the cash to buy some RPG, SMG, AK47 and bulletproof vests

What would you do if you woke up and found out you were Michael Jackson??

ahh! i'll hold a press conference confessing my sins and asking the world for forgiveness, then i'll face life with a brave heart.

what would you do if your girlfriend dumps you to marry a loser whose only bright side is that he's rich and ready for marraige?

Kill myself? No way!! I would wish her luck

What would you do if you were caught pants down with your closest friend's partner?

what would you do if your girlfriend dumps you to marry a loser whose only bright side is that he's rich and ready for marraige?

If he's rich and ready for marriage, then he's not a loser. He's an eligible and serious-minded suitor. So I'll hurry up and make myself rich and ready for marriage, too.

What would you do if you were caught pants down with your closest friend's partner?

If they are not married or engaged then I insist that it's no big deal. I'll simply thank my stars that we were caught before the act. If they are married it can't happen.

What do you do when a member of your forum who has been disciplined for uncooperative behaviour initiates an online smear campaign against you?

What do you do when a member of your forum who has been disciplined for uncooperative behaviour initiates an online smear campaign against you?

@ Seun, who is carrying out a campaign against you?

Typical Nigerian; answering questions with questions! Ok, let me change the question

What if your manager commits a financial crime and pays you 1 million naira to keep it quiet?

I will collect it and travel out of the country, cos he may not believe me that I wont expose him later.

What would you do if your father said he is going into Politics?

Tell him that he has worked too hard to dabaru his name/ reputation

what would you do if your wife gave birth to a half caste baby

that would mean one of my great grandfathers was probably one of those whitey slave traders so de pikin na throwback

what would you do if you presently work for your father and you were offered another job with a fantastic package ?

I would take the fantastic offer, after all my father will understand that ultimately i am getting much needed work experience. Experience which will benefit him when he wants to retire.

What would you do if you didn't have a cent to your name and had not eaten a proper meal in two days?

Haba, with Baba God up there, I shall not lack.

What would you do if .... someone should please help me out.

What would you do if you were nominated to go on big brother

start working out ... if i am crazy enuf to sign up for something that will show me in the nude, i had better make sure the view is good!

what would you do if you got set up for a crime and everyone, even ur family, believes u did it?

I'll turn to Jesus whom is my only family that believes/knows I didn't do it...

What would you do if you woke up suddenly and found out you were Saddam Hussein??

too bad it would have been when i was in power...well i'll face the trial hoping somehow to get reprieve or i'll enjoy the jail

what will you do if this pretty girl 'toast' you even if you don't like her...

Allen, what do you expect?

I'll tell her that she's and I'll agree on only one condition, guess the condition??

what will you do if this ugly "Atutupoyoyo" girl 'toast' you?

mamba:

Allen, what do you expect?

I'll tell her that she's and I'll agree on only one condition, guess the condition??

what will you do if this ugly "Atutupoyoyo" girl 'toast' you?

I go run 440 wo even Ben Johnson go envy me

What would you do if you had a choice between helping the homeless and going on a rocket trip to the moon

Do it,mainly for the fun of it,believe me.....your co-workers will love you for seeing the humor in it,after all it was to a paaaaaarty!

Waht would you do if you parents won'y stop at nothing to get you hooked to a guy/babe to marry?

It would be quite funny, since they've not been able to force lesser things on me.

What would you do if you were made the administrator of this forum for 24 hours.

Ban the first person who started yet another thread on virginity.

Say you're walking down the street, minding your own business. What would you do if someone stopped, looked at you and burst out into uncontrollable laughter while rolling on the floor and pointing at you?

Ban the first person who started yet another thread on virginity.

Say you're walking down the street, minding your own business. What would you do if someone stopped, looked at you and burst out into uncontrollable laughter while rolling on the floor and pointing at you?

Get away from the area as fast as possible. I can't say it hasn't happened to me before .

What would you do if you were asked to tell a really funny joke for the chance of winning a million naira.

.. one million naira? enuf motivation! even ali baba go bow!

guys what would you do if robbers burst into your house raped ur wife and you became so psychologically affected, you guys just could not be intimate anymore and u tried praying and counselling but it just did not seem to work?