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Re: Dear Slay Queens by makydebbie(f): 8:49pm On Aug 04, 2017
DarkRebel69:


Did you rub baby oil on your nose?
No.
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Martin0(m): 8:50pm On Aug 04, 2017
lefulefu:

haha fake blest? u mean pushup bra? cheesy
well i no sabi decode fake blenze sha cheesy
anyway boobs no dey too interest me cos na just milk dey dere and i no be baby wey dey suck blenze milk.iyam an ukwu worshipper cheesy and i worship real ukwus and not silicon enhanced ones cheesy.
hahahah jeeezzgrin hhaaaaa na wa oogringringrin

I thought they say milk help in growthgrin
But men dey we like sucking things shagrin
For me ?I be mr natural no + jus dey natural infact I dey like ladies wey dey do gym for flexibility coz I nor wan con dey hear storiesgrin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 8:52pm On Aug 04, 2017
makydebbie:
Thanks bae. kiss
Missed seeing yours. sad

Will upload mine one of these days. Will tag you when I do smiley
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 8:52pm On Aug 04, 2017
DarkRebel69:


Nah, it was only a conversation-starter. My fingers itched to quote you, and since my skull as of present is but a graveyard brimming with dead ideas, I naturally typed the first laziest question that popped into my mind. cheesy

I don't even know whether this "slay queen" term is a friendly or fiendish one.

I'm still at lost as to why some set of individuals feel they can dictate how others should lead their lives. It's not only arrogant, it as well demonstrates an incapacity for toleration.

The whole epistles on slay queens is beginning to seem like a battered cliché

This op has definitely not caught up with the times if not she'll come up with something more original and interesting

Nigerians and Africans as a whole are vastly intolerant, its just different when you come up with stupid reasons to justify your intolerance for fawks sake cheesy

Anyways how are you, its been a while since I've seen you around these parts

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Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 8:54pm On Aug 04, 2017
Martin0:
hahahah jeeezzgrin hhaaaaa na wa oogringringrin

I thought they say milk help in growthgrin
But men dey we like sucking things shagrin
For me ?I be mr natural no + jus dey natural infact I dey like ladies wey dey do gym for flexibility coz I nor wan con dey hear storiesgrin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2017
lefulefu:

hmmm!
slaydragon cheesy
kekedeke cheesy
fine omosisi wink
i dey gbada ur dp o wink
hope u no dey vomit fire dey consume guys oo cheesy
make i wear my shades well make u no go throway fire for my eyes


slaydragon ke, I cannot even hurt a fly...aswearuGad grin

thanks for the compliment, it is appreciated

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Re: Dear Slay Queens by Tobium1(m): 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2017
I cant find where i kept my Vaseline
Re: Dear Slay Queens by makydebbie(f): 8:56pm On Aug 04, 2017
Jigba:


Will upload mine one of these days. Will tag you when I do smiley
Can't wait dear. kiss
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Martin0(m): 8:58pm On Aug 04, 2017
lefulefu:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Na so ooo abi u nor dey see the kind girlfriends wey I getgringringrin
Even shinar is flexible when I knew her but I wonder what happend ooo,maybe u inflicted her with ur ukwu idea hence she left my flexibility idea and started producing ukwugrin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 8:59pm On Aug 04, 2017
skarlett:



slaydragon ke, I cannot even hurt a fly...aswearuGad grin

thanks for the compliment, it is appreciated
yw jor wink

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Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:00pm On Aug 04, 2017
Martin0:


Na so ooo abi u nor dey see the kind girlfriends wey I getgringringrin
Even shinar is flexible when I knew her but I wonder what happend ooo,maybe u inflicted her with ur ukwu idea hence she left my flexibility idea and started producing ukwugrin
stop giving excuses cheesy
her back dey trip u cheesy
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Alexander001(m): 9:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
sunshineG:
bro I had to check her dp to confirm
It makes this writeup look like a bit of irony

Honestly slay queens have the right to do whatever they want, just like sex workers they exist for a reason
Although I am not a big fan of slay queens
chai!!! she don change am ooo.
Re: Dear Slay Queens by ochobaba(m): 9:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Buhari would soon come back to haunt all these ipob slay queens, most of the slay queens are nnamdi cownu children, patroits can never be slay Queens
Your monicker says it all
Who am i to blame you
Re: Dear Slay Queens by SINZ: 9:03pm On Aug 04, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
My brother, how could I? I did not o cheesy cheesy cheesy

I'm off it already


grin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by SINZ: 9:04pm On Aug 04, 2017
blessingee:

You even got to the third, I stopped at the first... grin grin grin

Change your ways bro cheesy
Re: Dear Slay Queens by DarkRebel69: 9:12pm On Aug 04, 2017
makydebbie:
No.

Cheer up, will ya? Why art thou countenance glum and grey?

It's quite funny-looking, your nose, I mean. But it's probably the camera. cheesy You're cute though. You've got Nigerian blood in you?
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Martin0(m): 9:13pm On Aug 04, 2017
lefulefu:

stop giving excuses cheesy
her back dey trip u cheesy
Hia na u con conclud am abigrin
Nor worry time dey come when u go see back that damages Mrjohn beyong repair'sgrin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 04, 2017
Alexander001:
chai!!! she don change am ooo.
God punish devil
Missraniena69 why you change your picture now
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:17pm On Aug 04, 2017
Martin0:

Hia na u con conclud am abigrin
Nor worry time dey come when u go see back that damages Mrjohn beyong repair'sgrin
i now know wetin u really like based on wetin u yarn for d other thread grin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:18pm On Aug 04, 2017
Jigba:


Will upload mine one of these days. Will tag you when I do smiley
please don't hesitate to tag us along when you upload that your pics

There are lot intrested parties
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2017
Alexander001:
chai!!! she don change am ooo.
na una cause am wey she come comot d pix.
and i be like dat pix oo cheesy
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Respect55(m): 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2017
skarlett:
What have slay queens done to all of you If you don't like making up and showing off for the gram, leave others who do, its their life and their business. Stop redefining the term to suit your own whims, caprices and opinions because frankly no one gives a fvck. Slay if you want to slay and if you can't, stop being a hater angry

I'm not surprised tho, females are always their own enemies undecided
Just checked ur dp to know if u r a slay Queen but.... Uhm.... Make i no talk.
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:21pm On Aug 04, 2017
sunshineG:
please don't hesitate to tag us along when you upload that your pics

There are lot intrested parties
lol you don attach sharp Sharp
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:23pm On Aug 04, 2017
Jigba:


Will upload mine one of these days. Will tag you when I do smiley
tag me too
plus luminouz,dacovajnr,Martin0 and SINZ cheesy
ok sunshineG don already talk cheesy.

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Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:24pm On Aug 04, 2017
sunshineG:
please don't hesitate to tag us along when you upload that your pics

There are lot intrested parties
lefulefu:

tag me too
plus luminoguz,dacovarjnr,Martinf0 and SIfNZ cheesy
ok sunfshineG don already talk cheesy.
Lol cheesy
Re: Dear Slay Queens by Martin0(m): 9:25pm On Aug 04, 2017
lefulefu:

i now know wetin u really like based on wetin u yarn for d other thread grin
Hia negodu lefu ooogrin so weitin I con likegrin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by DarkRebel69: 9:29pm On Aug 04, 2017
skarlett:

The whole epistles on slay queens is beginning to seem like a battered cliché

This op has definitely not caught up with the times if not she'll come up with something more original and interesting

Nigerians and Africans as a whole are vastly intolerant, its just different when you come up with stupid reasons to justify your intolerance for fawks sake cheesy

Anyways how are you, its been a while since I've seen you around these parts

So, so, so intolerant.

I even have to hide the fact that I'm non-Christian, non-religious, while still being non-Atheist from day-to-day people who inquire about my religious persuasions. Because I know that if I told them what I really am, they'd spend the entire day eyeing me askance like I was some freak show in an Elizabethan theatre.

Well, it's simple: I don't like snakes, neither do I fancy Tonto Dike's quim, and it seems Nairaland moderators get the kicks from giving those two beasts front-page treatment. grin

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Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:29pm On Aug 04, 2017
Martin0:
Hia negodu lefu ooogrin so weitin I con likegrin
BLENZE grin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by afroxyz: 9:30pm On Aug 04, 2017
You just wrote this epistle to deceive yourself. And as a commenter rightly said, it is highly hypocritical and paradoxical that this is coming from someone that has nothing to offer but her boobs, tattoo and face. Get a life

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Re: Dear Slay Queens by FTrebirth(m): 9:31pm On Aug 04, 2017
rubbish!

"slay queen" is a term ascribed to any girl who makes high demand of cash to get fvcked. a slay queen believes her body is expensive and should remit taxes for those wishing to touch.

a typical naija slay queen charges:

1) go out on a casual date with a guy - N20,000 (minus uber charge)

2) go out a romantic date with a guy - N30,000 - N35,000 (minus uber charge)

3) kiss and touch in public - N50,000

4) kiss a guy in za oza room - N70,000

5) allow a guy to touch breasts - N100,000

6) allow a guy to finger pussy - N120,000

7) allow a guy to finger pussy and also give guy a bj - N150,000

_8) cum on boobs after bj - N160,000

9) cum on face after bj - N180,000

10) fvck and cum on face - N200,000 to N250,000.

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Re: Dear Slay Queens by Nobody: 9:32pm On Aug 04, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
lol you don attach sharp Sharp
na so my bro
No time to waste time grin
Re: Dear Slay Queens by luminouz(m): 9:32pm On Aug 04, 2017
lefulefu:

tag me too
plus luminouz,dacovajnr,Martin0 and SINZ cheesy
ok sunshineG don already talk cheesy.

I dey hia gidigba....
Nuffin do ME!! grin

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