U have mastered the act of feminology. All the guys who know this secret know nothing about konji. And konji never know them.

Unpredictability is the key to perfect human dealings. not only with gurls but all people

Am. Fuckin 3 wide asses this week
1 round 30min each
Enuf of fwend ZOne abi na zombies.
Dem go hail my bigdick

No time for fwend zone.
intimacy
Trigidi sex
Think b4 u let it go.
Yall need to get a baloon

xxxtedyxxx:
1. You Are Mr. Too-Nice.



Sounds familiar? Are you like Emeka when it comes to dating? You are very nice. In fact, you get compliments from girls about how nice you are nice to a fault. But sadly, this is reality - not Hollywood, where the nice, shy, and feeble-minded protagonist finishes first.

Not to sound misogynistic or crude, giving favours to girls who dont deserve it will only backfire in the long run. It will not only kill your game; it will also make you look cheap.

DON'T BE LIKE EMEKA!!!

Before you can start playing nice to a girl, and saying yes to her to her requests, you need a certain level of investment from her-which brings us to the next point

I wish dis thread get PDF ... sure boy... dis is gud

omonifamily:
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ooooppss! this is ChiLd aBuSE man !


you wan spoil d little bae mind with love?



Remember she got a career to pursue

Child abuse at 17??
He didn't say he's bonking her, said he's interested in her.
Grandma, is that you?

Like seriously I gave this as much thought,and now my instincts are confirmed true by the OP.Its just simple "women tend to be more attracted to men who didn't show as much interest in them and are strongly driven by goals amongst other qualities".I hate being the one that starts the conversation, always asking about wellbeing and constantly checking my messages. That's why I like sasuke uchiha from naruto anime.

Thanks @ OP

Men are thinking of how to make more money, every other thing is added unto you.

xxxtedyxxx:
1. You Are Mr. Too-Nice.



Sounds familiar? Are you like Emeka when it comes to dating? You are very nice. In fact, you get compliments from girls about how nice you are nice to a fault. But sadly, this is reality - not Hollywood, where the nice, shy, and feeble-minded protagonist finishes first.

Not to sound misogynistic or crude, giving favours to girls who dont deserve it will only backfire in the long run. It will not only kill your game; it will also make you look cheap.

DON'T BE LIKE EMEKA!!!

Before you can start playing nice to a girl, and saying yes to her to her requests, you need a certain level of investment from her-which brings us to the next point

Bros Wetin na u no fit use anoda name !!!

I used to be freaking to nice and I got myself was" friendzoneship" instead of relationship. Man gotta change it all. Don't show you're nice, just know you're nice and don't start up a date blowing cash like you're Floyd Mayweather, it won't last. It's a game of chess... you gotta be smart.

xxxtedyxxx:
3.You Don't Act Like A Boyfriend Material



Sounds familiar?

When you dont show the tendencies of being a boyfriend, girls will automatically friendzone you- I dont care whether you look like Brad Pitt. If you are cool and well groomed, you dont need permission to do somethings. You dont have to be good looking, just be looking good.

Can you call her nicknames like Sexy, Baby, Boo, BabyPie without fear? Without thinking or caring about what she would think? When you meet her, do you go for hugs or handshake? Side hugs or face-face hugs?

You can get easily friendzoned, just like Richard, when you dont act like a boyfriend from the outset. Think about it. You don't need permission to date or attract a girl. Nothing concerns you with her boyfriend or past relationships. Your only care, from the first few minutes of approach, is to act like a boyfriend.

You want her to be your girl, right? Have you ever asked yourself: "Am I acting like a boyfriend?" or "Do I have the qualities of a boyfriend?

Moreover, when you keep begging a girl to date you, asking her out without end- even after she has told you a blatant no already- you risk total rejection. Beautiful girls don't fancy desperate guys. If you are the desperate type, you are already on the steep highway leading to friendzone.

Play your own game and keep the attraction button pressed. With enough attraction and acting like a boyfriend from day one, she may open up about her boyfriend and she might not. If she does, no worries, just continue your game. Dont back out. If she doesn't bring her relationship status up, good for you. In any case, you must keep advancing like a soldier on a mission.

Some girls might want to have fun with you, but you asking: " Do you have a boyfriend", automatically kills all the attraction. You begin to make her rationalize her attraction for you, and she might even end up telling you a yes- even if she doesnt have a boyfriend.

Play your game tight.
DONT BE LIKE RICHARD!

The process of getting locked in the friendzone is not rocket science. Women dont friendzone you without legit reasons. You must have either been too nice and invested too much, or failed to show you have boyfriend potential. Correct these three mistakes, and you will be amazed at how many girlfriends you will have to deal with.

Cheers.
Till we meet again. I remain xxxteddyxxx.

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. I a, neither shy, timid or ugly but the ONLY girl that successfully "friendzoned" me in my life did so regardless. Never asked her in d beginning if she had a boyfriend and never a guy to shy away from an exciting conversation. The truth is she knew from the beginning that she perfectly matched my f**king specs (very fair, neat and cologne loving lady) but somehow (inspite of later admitting she is attracted to macho dark guys like me) STILL friendzoned me. Its been two years now and we both still know that there is a 70% probability that we will still f**k cos dat attraction dieth not. Great write up though.

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kennykendo:
sorry bro I might fault what you just posted.
I think it's not mature to 'follow a trend' because you need something done. Just like I am not really someone who reads motivational books, I don't actually subscribe to your post. Look at it this way, blackberry and Tecno are mobile phones, but they have different operation manuals, why? because you can't run an Android device the same way you run a Blackberry, but they are both phones.


You want the girl right?, you want to date her and you want her to be yours? When you understand her and she's comfortable talking with you and not talking to you, call her she might be interested in you too, text as much as you can. Women sometimes feel they don't have to do the chasing. If she loves your company she loves you.

Even if you're friend zoned, you can find your way out..

if a lady wants to friend zone you, even Jupiter himself cannot change it.


I'm open to criticisms though

"if a woman wants to friendzone you, even jupiter himself cannot change it" Exactly bro u understand the vibe. I commented a live experience earlier to this effect.

Ok

Remember we have those with "real paper" and those without. No matter how weak an animal looks it must have it's unique defence system in place. Not everybody will have the money to be spending up and down on girls; people who don't have the money need another kind of 'money' to play this game well with the professional frienzoners. This article will help them.

djlaqua91:
Oboy when you start making real paper, you will be the one to friendzone babes

gentlegenius:

I'm 30, and she is 17.
I knew why you asked me this question and I have to tell you the truth.
Wanna attack me or condemn me for dating such a young girl? Go ahead. I'm waiting...

No offence meant bro, Perhaps she feels you're a lot older than her 13 difference no be small oo

Who brought this friendzoning talk?
Must a lady date every guy that approaches her? Some won't like you...it's as simple as that. This is how people end up being dated out of pity, then start crying in future.

You saw something in her, you liked her.
She hasn't seen something to like in you.

Move on! Na every girl you go date?

xxxtedyxxx:
Hold this "K" for me.

Lwkmd o

xxxtedyxxx:
1. You Are Mr. Too-Nice.



Sounds familiar? Are you like Emeka when it comes to dating? You are very nice. In fact, you get compliments from girls about how nice you are nice to a fault. But sadly, this is reality - not Hollywood, where the nice, shy, and feeble-minded protagonist finishes first.

Not to sound misogynistic or crude, giving favours to girls who dont deserve it will only backfire in the long run. It will not only kill your game; it will also make you look cheap.

DON'T BE LIKE EMEKA!!!

Before you can start playing nice to a girl, and saying yes to her to her requests, you need a certain level of investment from her-which brings us to the next point

I hope it's not my own 'EMEKA'

pocohantas:
Who brought this friendzoning talk?
Must a lady date every guy that approaches her? Some won't like you...it's as simple as that. This is how people end up being dated out of pity, then start crying in future.

You saw something in her, you liked her.
She hasn't seen something to like in you.

Move on! Na every girl you go date?

The topic is for guys who keep seeing themselves in the friendzone. Guys who hope to date only for them to be put in that zone.

No be every gal guys go date na.

Cholls:
my brother we need advise on how to make money

You just wrote a beautiful nonsense

What the op said is true.
Don't be scared to call her sweet names if you are interested in her, don't be too nice (it's the bitter truth) and don't be available always(Have your own life too and give her space) . Let them miss you.

As Afam4ever puts it, don't waste time in making your intention known too.

gentlegenius:

Let me start by asking you this: At what age did you have your first boyfriend and where is he now? Is he still in love with you? Pls be sincere with your answer.
Now let me educate you about child abuse because it's obvious you know nothing about it. Child abuse means cruel treatment of children with violence or sexual activity especially by adults.
Let me also tell you the kind of relationship I'm having with my 17 year old girl before you say what you don't know... I am dating her of course, but I have never engaged in any violence or sexual activity with her so tell me how I am abusing her. I have not corrupted her with love or anything else instead, my presence in her life has prevented other randy guys from corrupting her. I am helping her to grow into a good and virtuous woman. I am preparing her to be a good wife material and will marry her once she comes of age. But how could you think my involvement with her at this age might stop her from pursuing her career, and by the way, is it every woman that want to be a career woman?
If you think the age difference is wrong, do you know how she looks now and how she'll look in the next three years? People have reasons for doing what they do so Pls don't always jump into issues you know nothing about.

Grown up men taking their time to polish something they know deep down isn't right...you mean to say a 30year old man would ask ur 16 or 17year old sister out and you will calmly say...he has a reason for that and give them ur blessing.

Almost every guy on Nairaland is a relationship expert.

Check my signature guys and call to order your auto parts today.

Odunharry:

The topic is for guys who keep seeing themselves in the friendzone. Guys who hope to date only for them to be put in that zone.

No be every gal guys go date na.

The problem is guys think they know too much about women, when their knowledge fails...they claim woman are confused. It's the man who thinks all women are the same that's confused.

The probability a guy keeps getting friendzoned by every single girl he approaches is low...except something is really wrong with him or he is meeting the same type of girls.

There is nothing like don't be too nice. Some girls like Mr too nice, some don't like them. If a woman likes you, she likes you. You don't need a manual to get such a woman. If she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you....except she is confused. If she is confused, all your textbook skills would only land you in pityzone, this is worse than friendzone.

Ladies Really Like Raw Guys Smh

They don't want you cool, they want you smart.

Like when you're going gentle on them when gaming they tell you to game harder...

This ladies feelings can be confusing at times

kimewills:


Grown up men taking their time to polish something they know deep down isn't right...you mean to say a 30year old man would ask ur 16 or 17year old sister out and you will calmly say...he has a reason for that and give them ur blessing.

But... that wasn't the question perhaps you're guilty too

Any gal wey de friendzone me....i de quick leave dem...sharply...cos i see no reason we r friend if we cant bang,,,unless i just like d babe naturally

sekxy:
why are you disturbing the mods with this your novel

I know you will not like that, that novel is waking the MAGAS up from their slumber

girls no dey comment for the thread? .....them catch una weak point?

I still maintain the fact that "all girls aren't the same " we should realize that, slightly different