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All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by phensbassey: 10:30pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
1. When you're on your way to another barber shop (for whatever reason), you'll keep looking around to make sure your main barber doesn't catch you. "Who the hell was that?!" *jumps inside dustbin to hide* http://www.zikoko.com/post/all-the-things-that-happen-when-you-cheat-on-your-barber
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
Lemme park here first |
Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by phensbassey: 10:33pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
2. If the new barber does a really good job with your hair, the internal conflict will destroy your mind. 1 Like
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by phensbassey: 10:35pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
3. You'll try and avoid your main barber for the amount of time it'll take your hair to grow back. *This will be you whenever you see him coming.*
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by phensbassey: 10:35pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
4. He'll inevitably catch you one day and ask why you haven't come in for your regular haircut, all the while eyeing your hair suspiciously.
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by phensbassey: 10:37pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
5. When this happens, you'll lie terribly. "Errr....I've been sick oh. You see ehn, I went into a coma after an appendix surgery and my doctor seeing that my hair was bushy, gave me this haircut."
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by phensbassey: 10:38pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
6. Then your barber will scream and shout, demanding to know why 1 Like
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by phensbassey: 10:40pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
7. You'll break down in tears and apologize profusely. You'll tell him that it was just one time and even though you might have enjoyed it, it meant nothing to you. 1 Share
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by phensbassey: 10:41pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
8. But he'll cut you off, announcing that what you two once had is now over and you're no longer welcome at his shop. He goes on to say that if you dare set foot in his shop again, this will happen::::::
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by cakez: 10:45pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
hilarious post. Abeg where moderators dey. Come carry us go promise land. Remain small I for be FTC but one day ie go happen. 5 years on nairaland.... I don suffer |
Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by Nobody: 11:03pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
This sounds like when a man is cheating. |
Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by BiafraBushBoy(m): 11:13pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
Rorachy: hahaha.. yes na. That is the scene they are tryna paint. So hilarious |
Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by sweeterman(m): 1:00am On Aug 10, 2017 |
Lmao!!! That internal conflict... My current barber is that good and i had to stick with him... I no more pass the street of my previous barber it feels like i cheated on my wife
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by amylomo(f): 7:29am On Aug 10, 2017 |
Hummmm... Yeye dey smell |
Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by kazyhm(m): 8:01am On Aug 10, 2017 |
fantastically corrupt OP |
Re: All The Things That Happen When You Cheat On Your Barber by Nobody: 8:03am On Aug 10, 2017 |
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