Kamoryemi2580:
"Bernie is an asshole, but I love him_and right now I wish he got hit by a car,he didn't die but can only have sex through series of hand signals"

peacettw:
Why so serious?
It's my party, I will cry if I want to.

Femlexx:
If you keep getting no, stop asking questions

MythAngel:
Chaos is a Ladder.

You know nothing.

....always pays his debt

A
Valumugoles.... *please correct the spelling*

davidluv:
"We have a full tank of gas, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses".Hit it! Dan Akroid -John Belushi. The Blues Brothers....

AfonjaBoston:
Ara nwanyi asaba

iPopAlomo:
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daarworld:
PLEASE I NEED SOME HELP. I and My Ex Girlfriend had 5.6years relationship. we broke up last year July. I got into a new relationship, but my Ex Girlfriend was still hoping that i will come back to her because we usually had a breakup and settled it. I broke up with my new Girlfriend June (2017), which my Ex got into a new relationship May (2017). Now I want the relationship back, because i realised it was my fault. Bcus she waited for me But I gave her no hope. now we are planning to come back in our relationship because she still love me.. NOW MY FEAR IS HER NEW BOYFRIEND. she says good things about him, but she said is ready to leave him because the feelings she has for me is still there, Bcus I'm her first love. MY PROBLEM NOW IS. wont there be a problem in the nearest future. where by if they meet each other, wont there be any intimacy between them. because we usually say something that ONCE YOU HAVE A FEELINGS (SEX) WITH A LADY, IF U MEET HER AGAIN (IN FUTURE), ITS POSSIBLE TO HAVE IT WITH HER AGAIN, EITHER SHE IS MARRIED OR NOT. SHOULD WE GO BACK INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP OR I SHOULD LET IT GO, Because my future is my priority. I LOVE HER, SHE LOVES ME. PLEASE I NEED YOUR SUPPORT. I’M IN AN OCEAN OF CONFUSION… PLEASE HELP ME OUT.

YourWife:

Bitter soulmates?

YourWife:

From Dusk till Dawn

Naturalobserver:
"if we die,it will be for glory not for gold"

iPopAlomo:
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Hadeehart101:
Three words. Eight letters. Say it, and I'm yours...

meneski:
Beowolve

YourWife:


Is this from a movie?

xbalm:
"First time i put this on your finger it was because you made me a better criminal. But yesterday, you made me a better man"

cooljoe:
if you are gona shoot, shoot, don't talk

Soulsymbol99:


First one is joker frm batman