Jacksparr0w1207:
If I can't woo you then I'm only gonna sit on the fence and watch

ogbeni June don pass July don pass August is here and will soon pass yet i never see aso ebi chelsea to sell..

Kilode kilo happen she reject the ring again..

SINZ:


I almost died of laughter when I typed that

you guys wants to finish someone's life with laugh..
You try i'm feeling the fire of them ukwu boys association.. Ukwu Under God lolz

Blackhawk01:


Hahahaha

Prettythicksmi, come oooo. Your Baeby is playing with magun

Wetin come be your own?gboromidelerun,eke adugbo. leave my boo alone.

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you guys wants to finish someone's life with laugh..

You try i'm feeling the fire of them ukwu boys association..
Ukwu Under God lolz

Lol, no mind me jare.


Where's that your sugar daddy? He's been conspicuously missing for some days now.

SINZ:



Lol, no mind me jare.


Where's that your sugar daddy? He's been conspicuously missing for some days now.

lolz
sugar daddy Conspicuously missing

Biko which of my sugar daddy

Jacksparr0w1207:
Make I break record na

carry on bruv

your name go dey the nairaland books of record

hope she go gree sha

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sunshine she is not allowed to see your lines yet.. You have opponent who is still not allowed to see your lines..

this are not my lines
I wanted to test something before applying it
It is called "exaggerated truth "
For example : mr x is fool (the simple truth)
Mr x is a saliva dripping slowpoke (exaggerated truth)
Similar sentences but the second one sounds more truthful

Buharison:
I want to woo the lady with the biggest ukwu here

see ya life aboki

u self sabi ukwu

chai nijelia aff finish

even aboki reave em furani girl..


Itiz well oh..

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lolz
sugar daddy Conspicuously missing

Biko which of my sugar daddy

Jakandeola the blogger-general of NL

SINZ:



Baba, my way no pure at all

Na only Unrighteous go lie say him way pure baami

It was ok

but

sunshineG:
this are not my lines
I wanted to test something before applying it
It is called "exaggerated truth "
For example : mr x is fool (the simple truth)
Mr x is a saliva dripping slowpoke (exaggerated truth)
Similar sentences but the second one sounds more truthful

i won't let you do ur practise here cos she will get to know your hand writing on the wall easily....


Okay!

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see ya life aboki

u self sabi ukwu

chai nijelia aff finish

even aboki reave em furani girl..


Itiz well oh..

Am talking about my fulani wife to be na, met her here

sunshineG:
who be panla

Panla sabi herself

kukuma kill me throw away

SINZ:



Jakandeola the blogger-general of NL

that one no fit be sugar daddy nah..

E suppose be god-father..




Seems him and mynd had a fight again.. But i saw his tribute to firstking yesterday..

dacovajnr:
Na only Unrighteous go lie say him way pure baami

Naxo, my fellow comrade


How's it going?

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kukuma kill me throw away






that one no fit be sugar daddy nah..

E suppose be god-father..




Seems him and mynd had a fight again.. But i saw his tribute to firstking yesterday..

The guy seems to genuinely care about you

makydebbie:
Pick your crush wey you go woo.

https://www.nairaland.com/Lalas247

and you had to present lala I cannor participate as crush isnor available...

SINZ:


Naxo, my fellow comrade


How's it going?

Baami I dey gallant, Which way baami?

Buharison:

Am talking about my fulani wife to be na, met her here

whether you aff ur furani wifi here, it still doezn't give you d light to woo her in public.. Cos iz haram

and btw you called all of us here on this thread jobless..

Meaning, you are also jobless and hypocrisy.. Smh for you

Far beyond the lace, she was beautifully built, And when when I looked into that tender eyes of hers, I saw it..!

Her face shone like the race of the sun, spreading the edges around those in contact with her..

Her smile gave the world a new look, which she willingly gave out, never failed to laugh at anything said, you begin to wonder if she ever gets angry..

All she wanted was someone

Someone who would be there for her..

Someone who would stand by her side, that perfect gentleman.. I decided to step in! to be the man! to make the difference!

Only if you could say yes my lady, my heart yearns for thee, my soul is incomplete without thy love..

Just say yes and I would be the happiest man on earth, I dream and wake up thinking about you, all I see is a real man taking you to the alter, taking you to the isle... an isle of bliss.

I wish to adore you with the robe of a princess, and a crown of a queen, so you could sit beside me till eternity and whisper sweet words to me.

Our love shall endure till the ends of time!

I love you my queen!

THE END.

Still searching for that Nairaland girl that deserves this from me though.

dacovajnr:
and you had to present lala I cannor participate as crush isnor available...

No be ukwu you want?

You must have crush oo.

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whether you aff ur furani wifi here, it still doezn't give you d light to woo her in public.. Cos iz haram

and btw you called all of us here on this thread jobless..

Meaning, you are also jobless and hypocrisy.. Smh for you

Am not a Muslim, baba toasted aisha in public so there's nothing like haram there

Marcelo290:
Far beyond the lace, she was beautifully built, And when when I looked into that tender eyes of hers, I saw it..!

Her face shone like the race of the sun, spreading the edges around those in contact with her..

Her smile gave the world a new look, which she willingly gave out, never failed to laugh at anything said, you begin to wonder if she ever gets angry..

All she wanted was someone

Someone who would be there for her..

Someone who would stand by her side, that perfect gentleman.. I decided to step in! to be the man! to make the difference!

Only if you could say yes my lady, my heart yearns for thee, my soul is incomplete without thy love..

Just say yes and I would be the happiest man on earth, I dream and wake up thinking about you, all I see is a real man taking you to the alter, taking you to the isle... an isle of bliss.

I wish to adore you with the robe of a princess, and a crown of a queen, so you could sit beside me till eternity and whisper sweet words to me.

Our love shall endure till the ends of time!

I love you my queen!

THE END.

Still searching for that Nairaland girl that deserves this from me though.

Bro pls look for that lucky girl before Sunday.

SINZ:


The guy seems to genuinely care about you

that is why he suppose to be god-father and not sugar daddy..

observing

dacovajnr:
Baami I dey gallant, Which way baami?

God has been faithful


Where's that friend of yours? The one who vowed to run me out of NL?

Buharison:

Am not a Muslim, baba toasted aisha in public so there's nothing like haram there

see ya life
see as you are opening your yansh with your own hands..
Chai
baba truely born pikin wey resemble am..


Is not haram but you are hypocrisy cos you already called us jobless for doing this..

Abeg mention you wooee and tag naijaboi..

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see ya life
see as you are opening your yansh with your own hands..
Chai
baba truely born pikin wey resemble am..


Is not haram but you are hypocrisy cos you already called us jobless for doing this..

Abeg mention you wooee and tag naijaboi..

Was just joking, am not wooing anybody here, but all the same, you all are jobless

Marcelo290:
Far beyond the lace, she was beautifully built, And when when I looked into that tender eyes of hers, I saw it..!

Her face shone like the race of the sun, spreading the edges around those in contact with her..

Her smile gave the world a new look, which she willingly gave out, never failed to laugh at anything said, you begin to wonder if she ever gets angry..

All she wanted was someone

Someone who would be there for her..

Someone who would stand by her side, that perfect gentleman.. I decided to step in! to be the man! to make the difference!

Only if you could say yes my lady, my heart yearns for thee, my soul is incomplete without thy love..

Just say yes and I would be the happiest man on earth, I dream and wake up thinking about you, all I see is a real man taking you to the alter, taking you to the isle... an isle of bliss.

I wish to adore you with the robe of a princess, and a crown of a queen, so you could sit beside me till eternity and whisper sweet words to me.

Our love shall endure till the ends of time!

I love you my queen!

THE END.

Still searching for that Nairaland girl that deserves this from me though.

please find her as soon as possible wedding bells must ring this year...











Feranchek see waiting your mate dey do wey you no fit do....

sunshineG:
i am longing to see your beautiful smile and goddess shaped body

Your character alone already makes you a dolphin in the midst of sharks

Your attitude towards me already makes you appear like a bridge at the center of a gridlock

Just put me out of my mistry and show me glimpse of your magnificently made body. Don't make me wait any longer , every moment I wait makes my heart grow fonder


practice section.

Cc optional1 what do you think
Nothing special

Oshey baddest!!! Fire on..Coachitto SINZ, what do you think about this

Buharison:

Was just joking, am not wooing anybody here, but all the same, you all are jobless

ya life dey with shekau, he can press your button to explode anytime..

You better find your right way...

Mtchewwww

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yes i did slept well..



Hope your day is going on well.

Yeah Sure awesome, Arsenal winning tonight made it Super Awesome, Did you watch ? I always like it when ladies got interest and passion for football.

How about you?

Guess you had a great day.