my good people .. hmm

my old time side chic is coming over to my place next week Tuesday..

and she coming means more of sex..

I lied to my girlfriend today that I will be travelling this coming monday and she shouldn't bother checking on me ..

so that I will have time to service this new visitor
well .

but the problem now is the fact that this my side chick has a very wide & deep pusi in which I don't really fancy

pusi dey like say na 9 prick dey enter am

last time I asked her why the tin wide like that
she talk say na me be the major contributor wey make am dey as e dey ..

though I know very well that she has been fackin with gods with bigger prick than mine

our last sexual intercourse didn't end well because of her wide pusi..

I couldn't even feel the walls of the damn pusi

this made me think I have a small prick not until I was convinced by the second girl I straf who told me that my prick can win an award if I was to compete for the biggest prick in Nigeria


well, that's not the case .
since this old time chic is coming over, I'm thinking of fackin her pusi with a very big, smooth and priçk-like log of wood ..

I thought of using cucumber, but I'm afraid it might break inside

since she thinks she can be punishing me with wide pusi, I want to show her that something can still penetrate there and she will feel it.

please my good people, I need your say on this issue I'm having at hand..

which will you prefer I use to tear her goddamn pusi..

- log of wood, cucumber or should I use my prick and tear her asshole?


help pls

Madman hahahahaha i recommend pestle

Mad op

My brother, nobody is insisting that u get down with her. its your choice and so if u dont like her, quit for good and stop being childish

insert your head into her v-jaina

Prettythicksmi:
Madman hahahahaha i recommend pestle

just take a look at how the mortar (pusi) swallowed the pestle (prick)

no no no

SUPERPACK:
insert your head into her v-jaina

your father taught you well

Lmaooooooooo!!!
NL has a way of relieving my bad days!!!

OP..I understand ur fear...but don't worry I get solution
*whispers* Use Omo Orogun(gaaari turner)
She should feel something..if not..take a deep breath n just push ur akpu-like head inside d pucci!!!

U welcome bro

Kennyprince:
My brother, nobody is insisting that u get down with her. its your choice and so if u dont like her, quit for good and stop being childish

is it now a crime to complain?
maybe when you bang a wide pusi, you'll understand what I'm going through atm

luminouz:
Lmaooooooooo!!!
NL has a way of relieving my bad days!!!

OP..I understand ur fear...but don't worry I get solution
*whispers* Use Omo Orogun(gaaari turner)
She should feel something..if not..take a deep breath n just push ur akpu-like head inside d pucci!!!

U welcome bro

a wooden spatula won't do na
I'm thinking of oiling her asshole and banging her from there..

at least that side is still tight

Foxyn:
a wooden spatula won't do na
I'm thinking of oiling her asshole and banging her from there..

at least that side is still tight

Ass sex? Lmaooooo!!
Just put ur head inside n ur good to go!!!

I can only help you when I see the pictures and videos of your side chick wide pusi as you claim

Foxyn:
my good people .. hmm

my old time side chic is coming over to my place next week Tuesday..

and she coming means more of sex..

I lied to my girlfriend today that I will be travelling this coming monday and she shouldn't bother checking on me ..

so that I will have time to service this new visitor
well .

but the problem now is the fact that this my side chick has a very wide & deep pusi in which I don't really fancy

pusi dey like say na 9 prick dey enter am

last time I asked her why the tin wide like that
she talk say na me be the major contributor wey make am dey as e dey ..

though I know very well that she has been fackin with gods with bigger prick than mine

our last sexual intercourse didn't end well because of her wide pusi..

I couldn't even feel the walls of the damn pusi

this made me think I have a small prick not until I was convinced by the second girl I straf who told me that my prick can win an award if I was to compete for the biggest prick in Nigeria


well, that's not the case .
since this old time chic is coming over, I'm thinking of fackin her pusi with a very big, smooth and priçk-like log of wood ..

I thought of using cucumber, but I'm afraid it might break inside

since she thinks she can be punishing me with wide pusi, I want to show her that something can still penetrate there and she will feel it.

please my good people, I need your say on this issue I'm having at hand..

which will you prefer I use to tear her goddamn pusi..

- log of wood, cucumber or should I use my prick and tear her asshole?


help pls

yarimo:
I can only help you when I see the pictures and videos of your side chick wide pusi as you claim

but you seem to be an idiot for quoting my whole post

in Jesus voice - what manner of a man are you?

luminouz:

Ass sex? Lmaooooo!!
Just put ur head inside n ur good to go!!!

same way the doctors saw yours in your momma pusi?

Foxyn:
same way the doctors saw yours in your momma pusi?

Dafuq

I yaff crashed

Op you want punami that you will be hitting the last corridor

badoi:
Op you want punami that you will be hitting the last corridor

exactly sir, can you recommend one for me.. ?

Foxyn:
but you seem to be an idiot for quoting my whole post

in Jesus voice - what manner of a man are you?

idiot mumu wawa kawai don't you no that I am the acting chairman Vaseline crew SAMBISA FOREST branch ?

Op pls repent and give your life to Jesus Christ we are in the end time and the trumpet can sound at any moment

I have som1 lyk dat presently

Lemme give u d trick am usin:

If ur preeek have totally erect
don't bother ursef to go down
just bend ur preeek just like
dat stick is bending at d morta
so u will be hitting her on d sides
aswear she go cry trust me

Carry Cutlass.ekpa!

Foxyn:
exactly sir, can you recommend one for me.. ?

Your same bae
Tell her to buy Alum
We normally use it to dilute dirty water or wash snail
She should rub the alum on her punami
For three days
You'll think shes a virgin

I love this write up...looool. Stick wit d cucumber, don't use an old cucumber, use a young fat cucumber, it wont break, it is "Rubberish" its flexible. Then use ur dick to destroy her asshole too

Lies

badoi:

Your same bae Tell her to buy Alum We normally use it to dilute dirty water or wash snail She should rub the alum on her punami For three days You'll think shes a virgin

best advice for the day

yarimo:
idiot mumu wawa kawai don't you no that I am the acting chairman Vaseline crew SAMBISA FOREST branch ?

hahaha.. baba I hail o