[i][/i] HEY FELLAS This is my first story on nairaland. The story is a true life story based on by teenage life experience. As i said this is my first story on nairaland and also my first public writeup ,so am likely to make mistakes therefore your corrections will be highly appreciated. And Pls Dont Break Your Ribs While Laughing. THANKS AUTHOR: YOUR FAITHFULLY -VIDONZY

episode1 victor!! victor!! u no go stand up go prepare for school", my mom shouted from our backyard. immediately i heard the word school i felt like bashing my head on the wall, the anger i felt started making me feel dizzy and i saw something like HIT YOUR HEAD HERE boldly written on the wall inside my room as i came closer to see if the words were real, my mom entered with her dreaded cane immediately i saw her i dashed out of my room and made for the bathroom, after taking my bath i wore my neat well ironed school uniform and off i went to school. As i was approaching the school gate which had our school name boldly inscribed on it "HE WHO FIGHTS AND RUN MODEL SECONDARY SCHOOL ALAOMA" i heard "gboaam gboaam", that tin na gun i asked no one in particular

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It Turned Out dat the sound i heard was a slap a soldier gave one bloody civilian few meter from wer i was. I Continued my journey to school, as soon as i reached the school gate i saw some of those dreaded seniors at the gate, i consulted my ever assiting brain and asked it my next line of action so dat those wolves in school uniform wont devour me, after some minutes its was like my trusted cunning brain had gone on vacation.I decieded to follow the track road but one senior was looking at me with dat 'try dat and your own don finish' eyes so i jejely advanced towards them. 'So na now you dey com school abi' the first senior thundered, oya use ur knee wake go ur class. that was Worst punishment in my school becos the school was coverd wit stones and i mean sharp stones. i was half way to my class when i saw my crush 'doris' coming out of her class immediately i saw her i started moving fast to impress her not mind the stones dat wer piercin my knees i was about reachin my class when i started sein stars

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Next episode is dedicated to Donvalentino, Sirblero and Ebukav

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[center][/center]EPISODE 2 the stars i was seeing were nt ordinary stars, they were as large as a ceiling fan, the large stars were obstructing my view .i started thinking of stopping to regain balance but my proud self wanted to show doris who was stil staring at me that i could complete the feat without breaking a sweat, My Proud self won the contest and i increased my pace. it seemed like the stone got notice of my resolve to continue and they brought out there fangs in full force, i could sense my spirit departing from my body, my vision was getting blur and i was about fainting when i heard a coarse voice shouting at me " hey you, run to your class before i change my mind" 'Thank you senior' i replied with my last strenght and pushed my self to my class, immediately i entered my class my best friend zeus started hailing me " oboy see as u just dey chop your punishment like say na beans, u correct, i even sight doris when she bin dey look you". " guy free me jor" i replied angrily

Thanks for the invite @OP

It's alright..were Johnsown1 self

present

wizsolzy:
It's alright..were Johnsown1 self

. i gallant, wetin dey sup,

Op, ur try but try to give necessary spacing

dear op
Answer d following questions
Which class were U?
What is d colour of ur school uniform
Is ur crush fair or dark, slim or fat, tall or short?
Add more details to ur story pls

Johnsown1:

. i gallant, wetin dey sup,

Were u nd ur baby comelyjummy go...

wizsolzy:



Were u nd ur baby comelyjummy go...

She is in the other room

Johnsown1:

She is in the other room

Hmmm a oza room...

wizsolzy:


Hmmm a oza room...

Doing the thing she likes best with my thing

Johnsown1:


Doing the thing she likes best with my thing

Oh fada lawd of amadioha

wizsolzy:



Oh fada lawd of amadioha

Lol

"why u dey para nah" asked zeus, "u no dey see my knees" i retored while showing him my bruised knee "ah wetin do u " zeus asked as he brush my bruised knee wit his palm, that was an action that almost took his life, i mean my life because all i remember was me punching zeus agege bread soft nose and i also think i saw him raising his clutched fist before i fell into a trance. i woke up in an all white arena but my vision was a bit blur and the first word i heard was a mighty voice thundering"hey you move to his left ". "fada lawd" i cried, was i being condemed, "but i lived a good life," i shouted in tears "what good life" an angel with an angelic voice asked, my vision was now clear and i recognized the all white room to be the school clinic, the owner of the angelic voice was the school nurse and the mighty thundering voice belonged to the 'Mr Eze' my school principal. "Why am i here, how did i get here, where is my mother" i asked in fear but to my greatest suprise everybody burst into laughter.

Let me tel u a little about my school, my school is known localwide as HE WHO FIGHTS AND RUNS INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL and true to my schools name , almost everyday inter school crisis which result to fights among student in different class and then at a point the weaker class in a bid to avoid annihilation take to there heels. The person who named the school must have been a visioner or prophet. The school is also as rated as the school with the most beautiful and sexy girls. Our school uniform is gold and white. Then a little about yours humbly, my name is Victor but the whole school call me 'Neymar' cos of my football prowess. I am not a short fella neither am i that tall, i would say i am average in height, i've got nice body structure and stature, pink lips, girls tell me dat am dangerously handsome for there lyking. Girls in both senior and junior classes were crushing on me, girls sha. i am in jss3 about to take jcse. In Phyno's voice" Ano m JS na acho umu asa SS oburo ta nwane ihe dim na ime di excess

Johnsown1:


Doing the thing she likes best with my thing

wizsolzy:



Were u nd ur baby comelyjummy go...

wizsolzy:


Hmmm a oza room...

wizsolzy:



Were u nd ur baby comelyjummy go...

Hmmm bad guys

comelyJummy:

Hmmm bad guys

...

Auntie comely..I didn't say anything ooo I just only asked after u oo

comelyJummy:

Hmmm bad guys

My luv

After my encounter with zeus that faihful day, i realised that a fist could send a soul to the great beyond, but till today i still havent found out why Mr eze made that frightening comment of 'going to his left'. I was later discharged after taking some injections and orally administered drugs.Zeus later apologized with a N50 ice cream which i did gara gara before i accepted his gift coupled with his apologies. After dismisal someone squeezed a letter into my palms, i turn to look at the person and behold i was face to face with 'Doris' the only girl that made me feel tigers in my belly , did i forget to tell u i can shy for Alaoma international school.
"Hey dear, how you doing" i asked her without looking at her face "i'm okay, i heard what happened today" she replied , " what happened today I asked claiming ignorance "that you u know fainted nah. I wanted the earth to open and swallow me at that moment. Then my cunning brain came to my assistance "Okay I didn't faint I just wanted to frighten zeus" I threw the lie of the century and she believed it " Okay I am going home, see you tomorrow" she said while running to meet her friends.Doris is an ss1 student, she is the type of girl every guy would want to date, large ass on hip that matched it.Big boobs, the biggest in the school at that term as if I have examined other girls bust size most of all a extraordinary pretty face, some would say she is perfect but I would say she is more than perfect.

Thanks op. Following

Nice one op, a anyway thanks for the mention