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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by SirLakes: 2:02pm On Aug 14, 2017
drealtruth:
looooool, I don Laugh tire to this ... grin
grin
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Ermacc: 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2017
DeepSight:


For a man, this is a fooolish commitment.
I'll like to know why you believe so?

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by dominique(f): 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2017
Do another test after six weeks just to be on the safe side.

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Lexusgs430: 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
Don't forget to go back in 3months for final confirmation wink

I hope konji will allow you stick to your promise tongue

Chisos ......... You get experience o. That innocent looking face is deceitful o........

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by queenfav(f): 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2017
lycan2:
i didnt say your are looking for husband ohhhhh wink wink wink grin grin
lol.. No wahala..
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by dominique(f): 2:04pm On Aug 14, 2017
Do another test after six weeks to be on the safe side, in the interim start using immune boosters and watch your diet. All the best!
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by signz: 2:06pm On Aug 14, 2017
Fabulocity:
Just a matter of time.
Meanwhile, I don't even know why people always feel so excited when their HIV results come out negative. There are still other diseases out there. Gonorrhea is becoming untreatable, herpes in incurable and almsot as bad as AIDS. So oga, before you'll go and do thanksgiving in church, first go and do a comprehensive STD test. If all comes back negative, then you are free to jump for joy.

I also heard that Hapatitis B is deadly too and it's easily transmitted.

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by JaffyJoe(m): 2:08pm On Aug 14, 2017
Bros you aren't the only one who's made that promise after receiving a negative HIV test results. May God help you fulfill it because nothing is sweeter than lust. #FactsOnly

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Nobody: 2:08pm On Aug 14, 2017
IffaCatchYouEhn:
Me: If my result comes out as negative, I'd never have unprotected sex again


Sex:
better meme for dat grin

Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Maxvasia(m): 2:09pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
Don't forget to go back in 3months for final confirmation wink

I hope konji will allow you stick to your promise tongue
U dey mind am? Harmattan is coming dnt worry. We go check scores by December. Konji is a bloody asshole with zero chill.
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by ndat(m): 2:10pm On Aug 14, 2017
Koval12:
It's been a torturous three months. After having sex with my Girlfriend, I started doubting her fidelity to me. She has cheated on me beforehand and I suspected she was still cheating on me based on the proves and information at my disposal.

Within the same period, I started feeling weak and consumed in thoughts. So I finally made up my mind to go and check my status. As early as 8 am this morning, I was already at the HIV counselling and testing unit of Lagos state general Hospital. As usual the lady there sat me down and started counselling me. It was the longest 30mins of my life. After which my result came out negative..

God's faithful indeed. I was so excited and reached my pocket and gave the lady 1000. I quickly zoomed out of the the hospital and proceeded to a nearby lab which also confirmed my negative status.

I have already made a commitment never to have sex again till I am married. It's a covenant between me and my God. I enjoin you all to summon up courage and get tested today. If positive, enroll for ARV therapy as early treatment prolongs patients life expectancy. If negative, please stay off pre marital sex or remain faithful to your partner. I wish you the best as you summon up courage to get tested today.
study other preventive measures, sex isnt only the cause or mode of transmission of HIV. Abstenance from unprotected sex is just one out of many other ways. I congratulates u but be cognisance of other modes of transmission.

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by scobaba: 2:11pm On Aug 14, 2017
this is OP's first time, that is why he is very excited. it happened to us all. make I hear say you no bleep again. guy in 4-6 weeks you go bleep more and more. condom or not , I don't know for you.

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Omooniya1: 2:12pm On Aug 14, 2017
Just a matter of time.
Meanwhile, I don't even know why people always feel so excited when their HIV results come out negative. There are still other diseases out there. Gonorrhea is becoming untreatable, herpes in in[right][/right]curable and almsot as bad as AIDS. So oga, before you'll go and do thanksgiving in church, first go and do a comprehensive STD test. If all comes back negative, then you are free to jump for joy.

hey!! is not an easy thing to come out clean, as matter of fact, this bros as gone through hell, because of the symptom is getting, he will not be able to sleep at night, brain will be working like wall clock, thinking about the embarrassment, disgrace to d family, friend, neighbor and even co-tenant. Praying and telling God I will not do it again only if u can save me from this one, even to go to the lab is another trauma...because u don't know what u will get... Positive or Negative................... cheesy

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Ijaya123: 2:12pm On Aug 14, 2017
Koval12:
It's been a torturous three months. After having sex with my Girlfriend, I started doubting her fidelity to me. She has cheated on me beforehand and I suspected she was still cheating on me based on the proves and information at my disposal.

Within the same period, I started feeling weak and consumed in thoughts. So I finally made up my mind to go and check my status. As early as 8 am this morning, I was already at the HIV counselling and testing unit of Lagos state general Hospital. As usual the lady there sat me down and started counselling me. It was the longest 30mins of my life. After which my result came out negative..

God's faithful indeed. I was so excited and reached my pocket and gave the lady 1000. I quickly zoomed out of the the hospital and proceeded to a nearby lab which also confirmed my negative status.

I have already made a commitment never to have sex again till I am married. It's a covenant between me and my God. I enjoin you all to summon up courage and get tested today. If positive, enroll for ARV therapy as early treatment prolongs patients life expectancy. If negative, please stay off pre marital sex or remain faithful to your partner. I wish you the best as you summon up courage to get tested today.

What about the concluding part of the story concerning your girlfriend?
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by MadCow1: 2:13pm On Aug 14, 2017
Koval12:
It's been a torturous three months. After having sex with my Girlfriend, I started doubting her fidelity to me. She has cheated on me beforehand and I suspected she was still cheating on me based on the proves and information at my disposal.

Within the same period, I started feeling weak and consumed in thoughts. So I finally made up my mind to go and check my status. As early as 8 am this morning, I was already at the HIV counselling and testing unit of Lagos state general Hospital. As usual the lady there sat me down and started counselling me. It was the longest 30mins of my life. After which my result came out negative..

God's faithful indeed. I was so excited and reached my pocket and gave the lady 1000. I quickly zoomed out of the the hospital and proceeded to a nearby lab which also confirmed my negative status.

I have already made a commitment never to have sex again till I am married. It's a covenant between me and my God. I enjoin you all to summon up courage and get tested today. If positive, enroll for ARV therapy as early treatment prolongs patients life expectancy. If negative, please stay off pre marital sex or remain faithful to your partner. I wish you the best as you summon up courage to get tested today.

God was faithful to a fornicating Youth that was engaging in unprotected sex. grin Just talk say you get luck say your dice no roll out double 6.. grin grin grin grin

N.a. so my guy go do test that year the matter cone out negative. Only for am to do am again 4 months later only to see Positive. Now my guy is confused wether ehn blood type na O-positive or O-negative. grin grin grin

So Bros go and do it again. Them fit make mistake. grin The only thing that can never change in life is God. grin
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Maxvasia(m): 2:13pm On Aug 14, 2017
DeepSight:


For a man, this is a fooolish commitment.
No need to come for the guy. Its not foolish but unrealistic. Make we dey look. He does not know John Thomas down der. He is the real stakeholder.
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by madgoat(m): 2:14pm On Aug 14, 2017
TINALETC3:
undecided Op, Dats a nice decision,d same argument I jst had wt some colleagues, "some women" ar so dumb, d only language dey understand now is 2 sleep around 4 money, especially wt married men, I repeat "some women" ar jst 2 dumb angry angry

If u have them as friends, please send me some numbers. I like sleeping around too kiss
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by vicben27(m): 2:16pm On Aug 14, 2017
Koval12:
It's been a torturous three months. After having sex with my Girlfriend, I started doubting her fidelity to me. She has cheated on me beforehand and I suspected she was still cheating on me based on the proves and information at my disposal.

Within the same period, I started feeling weak and consumed in thoughts. So I finally made up my mind to go and check my status. As early as 8 am this morning, I was already at the HIV counselling and testing unit of Lagos state general Hospital. As usual the lady there sat me down and started counselling me. It was the longest 30mins of my life. After which my result came out negative..

God's faithful indeed. I was so excited and reached my pocket and gave the lady 1000. I quickly zoomed out of the the hospital and proceeded to a nearby lab which also confirmed my negative status.

I have already made a commitment never to have sex again till I am married. It's a covenant between me and my God. I enjoin you all to summon upal courage and get tested today. If positive, enroll for ARV therapy as early treatment prolongs patients life expectancy. If negative, please stay off pre marital sex or remain faithful to your partner. I wish you the best as you summon up courage to get tested today.
is quit difficult to make that no bleeding commitment or promise especially when you're already sexually active. it takes the help of an oil rich Vaseline to keep that promise. I made that promise some years back but found myself bleeping two ladies during my Nysc. nw have found my better half physical distance is the only barrier I love her. but as a gee who is used to bleeding. I had to help myself once in a while so it's just me, myself, my Vaseline n my bae on my mind
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by chiefojiji(m): 2:16pm On Aug 14, 2017
Koval12:
It's been a torturous three months. After having sex with my Girlfriend, I started doubting her fidelity to me. She has cheated on me beforehand and I suspected she was still cheating on me based on the proves and information at my disposal.

Within the same period, I started feeling weak and consumed in thoughts. So I finally made up my mind to go and check my status. As early as 8 am this morning, I was already at the HIV counselling and testing unit of Lagos state general Hospital. As usual the lady there sat me down and started counselling me. It was the longest 30mins of my life. After which my result came out negative..

God's faithful indeed. I was so excited and reached my pocket and gave the lady 1000. I quickly zoomed out of the the hospital and proceeded to a nearby lab which also confirmed my negative status.

I have already made a commitment never to have sex again till I am married. It's a covenant between me and my God. I enjoin you all to summon up courage and get tested today. If positive, enroll for ARV therapy as early treatment prolongs patients life expectancy. If negative, please stay off pre marital sex or remain faithful to your partner. I wish you the best as you summon up courage to get tested today.

What if the same woman u gave 1k later call u again on the phone tomorrow to tell u that she gave u somebody else results that ur own result is positive, what will you do? Will you still be preaching like this?

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Koval12(m): 2:20pm On Aug 14, 2017
chiefojiji:

What if the same woman u gave 1k later call u again on the phone tomorrow to tell u that she gave u somebody else results that ur own result is positive, what will you do? Will you still be preaching like this?
I did the test at two different hospitals
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Nobody: 2:21pm On Aug 14, 2017
Should be every gal cheats
Instead of females they should be called cheetahs
We will understand

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Sleyanya1(m): 2:21pm On Aug 14, 2017
DaBillionnaire:



tiri gbosa for you

I loyal baba. Thanks cheesy
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by vicben27(m): 2:22pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
Don't forget to go back in 3months for final confirmation wink

I hope konji will allow you stick to your promise tongue
konji as always bin a bastard
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by chiefojiji(m): 2:22pm On Aug 14, 2017
Koval12:
I did the test at two different hospitals
U must be stubborn..... Okay what if they both called you and tell you same thing nko?

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by donsiqua(m): 2:23pm On Aug 14, 2017
My brother you try well.. Let's see how it goes
Initial gragra no be crime sha
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by faridpac2: 2:23pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
Don't forget to go back in 3months for final confirmation wink

I hope konji will allow you stick to your promise tongue
Its negative because he conducted his test After 3 month even if it 1 month it OK if test show negative is negative but if it show positive it will need several test to confirm
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Ochibavictor(m): 2:24pm On Aug 14, 2017
lycan2:
guy check again after three months mayb e never show e head if person infect u today e no go show sharp sharp no happy yet grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

lol...bad belle
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Koval12(m): 2:24pm On Aug 14, 2017
chiefojiji:

U must be stubborn..... Okay what if they both called you and tell you same thing nko?
haha �
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by kinglhanrey(m): 2:24pm On Aug 14, 2017
mind u it nt only thru sexual means one can get infected
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by judgedredd22(m): 2:25pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
Don't forget to go back in 3months for final confirmation wink

I hope konji will allow you stick to your promise tongue

Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by w1sEmAn: 2:26pm On Aug 14, 2017
bro,abeg how much dem pay u for dis advert?
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Koval12(m): 2:28pm On Aug 14, 2017
w1sEmAn:
bro,abeg how much dem pay u for dis advert?
nobody paid me. It's a big relief

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