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Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by BBBlaze: 8:52am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Harare – A local controversial prophet from Zimbabwe has made sensational claims that he fought and defeated God in a heaven sanctioned wrestling match. Prophet T Madungwe’s flyer stating the absurd claims has since gone viral on social media, attracting thousands of shares. Speaking to a local reporter, the prophet said he was going around heaven checking the territorial integrity of the ‘country’ when he bumped into God. “As the army commander of the heavenly battalion i was inspecting the territory to make sure there are no intruders. Then i saw God, and asked him to bless me, the same way he did with Jacob” “He refused and tried to run away. So i chased him and we began to wrestle” The prophet claims that God attempted to do a ‘suplex’ on him – a popular maneuver which involves throwing one’s opponent over one’s own body so that they land on their back. “I ducked the suplex, and then lifted him up and delivered a Batista Bomb” “I lay on top of him and one of the angles counted to three.” “God regained his consciousness much later. He apologized then blessed me” “God then prayed for me for over 30 minutes” It is not clear who God was praying to. The prophet invited those who doubt him to come to his church on Sunday, where he will play a video recording of the match. *pastors and their wonders...that's why they say wonders shall never end* 1 Like
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Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by AtkinsPlanet(m): 8:55am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Baba AY the comedian, is under you oo. |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by succyblinks(f): 8:56am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Abeg I need the Guy's weed supplier number, that weed is unadulterated |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by Roum(m): 8:57am On Aug 23, 2017 |
oh Africa! !! dz 1weak me o 3 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by Niflheim(m): 9:10am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Religion: A factory filled with fucktards and fools!!! Promoting imbecility from the caveman era and beyond!!! Religion needs to be flushed out of the human brain once and for all!!!
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Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by madone: 9:15am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Pls which Ibo do they smoke in Zimbabwe and Kenya.I like to taste it. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by Musabdking(m): 9:24am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Animal Of High Disorder 2 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 23, 2017 |
If fights happen in heaven, that means alcohol is also consumed there. And where there is alcohol, there MUST be oloshos. ![]() I've changed my mind now. I must make heaven. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by An2elect2(f): 9:30am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Niflheim:If Religion was the problem, Jesus would have died for religion not men. Quit embarrassing yourselves blaming "a belief system". Pour your frustration on the fools that make a joke out of it. 2 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by terrezo2002(m): 9:52am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Trouble Wil be on its own, some people will go and look for it.
God is now your mate. continue |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by 0temAtum: 10:04am On Aug 23, 2017 |
BBBlaze: Ha ha ha ha ![]() Jacob beat up Yahweh, now this one too? Yahweh is too weak in wrestling matches abeg. BTW, this pastor lied because currently, Yahweh is kept bound in a spiritual prison by the gods who are his brothers and he shall remain there for a thousand years. 3 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by BBBlaze: 10:07am On Aug 23, 2017 |
0temAtum:What is this one saying?...!?! ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by 0temAtum: 10:15am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Musabdking:Is Jacob also an animal? Remember he also fought and dealt with Yahweh. 2 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by 0temAtum: 10:16am On Aug 23, 2017 |
BBBlaze: You can't understand what I'm saying until you know whom I am. Follow this link to know whom I am and understand what I'm saying https://www.nairaland.com/2938907 |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by BBBlaze: 10:20am On Aug 23, 2017 |
0temAtum:Keep your belief and link to yourself! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by 0temAtum: 10:54am On Aug 23, 2017 |
BBBlaze:It's not my belief but what I know and what has happened, is happening and will happen in the future. |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by bloodofthelamb(m): 2:24pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
BELOVE! JESUS SO LOVED YOU AND I THAT HE ACCEPTED TO BE CRUCIFIED LIKE A COMMON CRIMINAL IN OTHER TO REDEEM US FROM OUR FALLEN STATE..HE LOVES US! HE RECONCILED US TO HIMSELF THROUGH HIS VICTORIOUS DEATH..BLESS IS THE LORD JESUS FOREVER..AMEN 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by BBBlaze: 6:04pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
0temAtum: OK mr Noah....God bless you my friend |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
BBBlaze: The weed that guy smokes is not found in this galaxy of ours... ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by tijjanioyan: 8:41pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
madone:the same igbo d writers of Gen32:22-30,1Cor1:25,smoked 3 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
0temAtum: Whom art thou?? Gerrarahia joorh ![]()
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Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by madone: 9:14pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
tijjanioyan:u LL not tempt me Oboy. |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by 0temAtum: 1:54am On Aug 24, 2017 |
Jacksonville:So u still have to be told that demons don't exist? |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by 0temAtum: 1:55am On Aug 24, 2017 |
tijjanioyan: ![]() |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by Nobody: 6:19am On Aug 24, 2017 |
BBBlaze:I can't stop laughing,,,, admin can you remove this post to the jokes section please |
Re: Zimbabwe Prophet Claims He Beat Up God In A Heaven Wrestling Match,. by Agimor(m): 7:05am On Aug 24, 2017 |
Gullible people will troop in to his Church on Sunday. This is just a gimmick to win more members. |
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