this thread is not meant for a battle but to continue what I love doing which is talking. I gathered the following from the hullabaloo:

1) not to antagonise or meddle - before now, I playfully call out names with my applecarts. For the first time, i was attacked. I felt pained. So, hence forth, when i point out a name, it won't be to slander or accuse their person. It will be for fun cos it doesn't feel good to throw tantrums

Seun can start making huge fortunes by selling access to hidden threads.

How on earth will I miss such a wonderful thread?

Ok, tell us number 2 to knw if yr head is there

2) be ready for ballistic mentions - i always see things as utopian and as such, i hardly have the emotional power to overcome attacks. So i joke with everything. now on, i'll find a way to be stronger than i used to. I admire people like makydebbie, queensekxy, benita27 augustap etc who are able to fortify themselves from insults from guys.

3) be yourself - since i started, i have always carried an identity. That is BAN (Broke And Naughty). I wont change my style of writing for any body. Just as onila/igbeshit are known for escapade with black men, airforce1 with celebrity life, so i'm known here as the broke boy of nairaland. When you see my thread, you either jump it, read and laugh to it, take pity or throw ur insults. Not every one will like me, for sure. So yes, i dont earn up to minimum wage, i eat mainly beans, i have no property to my name, i stay with my mother, i was arrested, am sick and so on. Updating things in a comical way keeps me relaxed coz i like controversial reactions. Come and beat me... Fellow broke guys like me, 'like' or 'share' this comment for no reason

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4) life's too short to worry - i believe people come here to ease stress through romantic conversations. So i wont hold grudges. This is a faceless forum. So everyone to their way of doing things. Just like optional1 to sambisa, lefulefu to popcorn etc. I cant imagine myself without naughty chats. i'll limit them though. Time to zoom off. I'll be back when I can recharge. Owing etisalat 200 naira which will soon expire. Make their customer care representative nor catch me here

redbeans:
4) life's too short to worry - i believe people come here to ease stress through romantic conversations. So i wont hold grudges. This is a faceless forum. So everyone to their way of doing things. Just like optioal1 to sambisa, lefulfu to popcorn etc. I cant imagine myself without naughty chats. i'll limit them though. Time to zoom off. I'll be back when I can recharge. Owing etisalat 200 naira which will soon expire. Make their customer care representative nor catch me here

Abeg gist me what happened, cos sambisa was very cold and snowing. I didn't go out to the street and hear amebo...
Abeg gist me...

Nice one

optional1:





Abeg gist me what happened, cos sambisa was very cold and snowing. I didn't go out to the street and hear amebo...
Abeg gist me...

Somebody accused him of ghosting under different monikers to brag about his 'wealth' while using this one to seek for funds.

He made it sound like an eclipse happened that day.

Fadiga24:


Somebody accused him of ghosting under different monikers to brag about his 'wealth' while using this one to seek for funds.

He made it sound like an eclipse happened that day.

seriously redbeans?


Chai, disadvantage of staying in sambisa we get news very late here... No current gist is flowing here..




Thanks for the briefing sir..

optional1:



seriously redbe.ans?


Chai, disadvantage of staying in sambisa we get news very late here... No current gist is flowing here..




Thanks for the briefing sir..

greetings lieutenant. Hope your regiment is coping with the attacks from haram?

redbeans:
greetings lieutenant. Hope your regiment is coping with the attacks from haram?

lolzz

we are the real haram.. No shaking on this side.. We gallant

ok oo

redbeans:
3) be yourself - since i started, i have always carried an identity. That is BAN (Broke And Naughty). I wont change my style of writing for any body. Just as onila/igbeshit are known for escapade with black men, airforce1 with celebrity life, so i'm known here as the broke boy of nairaland. When you see my thread, you either jump it, read and laugh to it, take pity or throw ur insults. Not every one will like me, for sure. So yes, i dont earn up to minimum wage, i eat mainly beans, i have no property to my name, i stay with my mother, i was arrested, am sick and so on. Updating things in a comical way keeps me relaxed coz i like controversial reactions. Come and beat me... Fellow broke guys like me, 'like' or 'share' this comment for no reason

Eating beans everyday is luxury, bro. No broke person can afford such proteinous demands, na garri and carbohydrate most broke people dey take.

lefulefu:
ok oo

hian! Na now show finish, you bring popcorn

redbeans:
3) be yourself - since i started, i have always carried an identity. That is BAN (Broke And Naughty). I wont change my style of writing for any body. Just as onila/igbeshit are known for escapade with black men, airforce1 with celebrity life, so i'm known here as the broke boy of nairaland. When you see my thread, you either jump it, read and laugh to it, take pity or throw ur insults. Not every one will like me, for sure. So yes, i dont earn up to minimum wage, i eat mainly beans, i have no property to my name, i stay with my mother, i was arrested, am sick and so on. Updating things in a comical way keeps me relaxed coz i like controversial reactions. Come and beat me... Fellow broke guys like me, 'like' or 'share' this comment for no reason

We dey here, Nwanne

EmperorLee:


We dey here, Nwanne

greetings bro. Longest time . Even aderola, your personal person, is nowhere to be found

redbeans:
greetings bro. Longest time . Even aderola, your personal person, is nowhere to be found

Aderola is very much around. She is just in the shadows of a black hawk

EmperorLee:


Aderola is very much around. She is just in the shadows of a black hawk

wow.. I 'code'

redbeans:
wow.. I 'code'

You smart

imustsaymymindo:


Eating beans everyday is luxury, bro. No broke person can afford such proteinous demands, na garri and carbohydrate most broke people dey take.

oga detective... Beans goes with a lot of stuff. Like beans and garri

redbeans:
oga detective... Beans goes with a lot of stuff. Like beans and garri

Lol. Beans and garri is balanced diet already. Broke people dont take balanced diet, lol. You are not broke, chairman.

imustsaymymindo:


Lol. Beans and garri is balanced diet already. Broke people dont take balanced diet, lol. You are not broke, chairman.

hmm... I guess you are a product of Hall 3 hostel

redbeans:
hian! Na now show finish, you bring popcorn

srry na sumptin hold me

optional1:



lolzz

we are the real haram.. No shaking on this side.. We gallant

chei! Enemy of state

redbeans:
chei! Enemy of state

lolz
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