HARDDON:


Lots of variables are involved :

1. She has a serious guy and doesn't want troubles. Or he found out u guys hung out and he forbade her from ever contacting u again. She promised

2. She discovered a llil secret about u tru ur phone, her friend told her negative stuffs about u. Etc

3. She doesnt want u to start having any ideas.

4. You are choking. Too forward , too soon

5. You said somethings that tilt her over.


Solution? U got to find out what exactly. Have one of ur female friend make her a friend. ..........

Or make 1 of her friends ur friend.


I freaking hate been left in a looping limbo!

DavidTheGeek:



YOU: @dp *In-love Emoji*
YOU: Hold on let me get my dictionary so i can find the perfect grammar to ask you out

solomix10:
hmmm i av tapped something here

Bro i need more teasing lines like this to use at strategic intervals

DavidTheGeek:

Hey bro,

Sorry i'm replying to this late.

Here are some teasing lines i've used.

ME: *Surprised Emoji* This girl will just wake up and decide to tempt David... See now, to bite those lips dey hungry me *Sad Emoji* [HER NAME] why will you upload this kinda pics in this weather when you aren't nearby? Issi nor fair o *Sad Emoji*

----- She uploaded her picture as status on Whatsapp
ME: Baby mi *Smiling Emoji*, I'm still cooking up the words to toast you

("Baby mi" means "My baby" in yoruba)

------ She uploaded a status picture of her smiling and showing her teeth.

ME: You brushed today... Congrats

------ We were chatting about food
ME: Errrm babe do u even know how to cook any food other than indomie?
SHE: Lol... Y not
ME: If you had told me since, i'd have asked u out naw
ME: I no know say u sef b wife material babe

------ This one told be she cooked for a group of church members
ME: Those brothers now af know say u b wife material! Before dem go steal u from me, lemme do quick and .......

-------------

I just looked through my chats to get those lines for you.

Coming up with teasing lines isn't too hard.

I bet you tease your MALE friends. This is popularly called "Whining".

"Guy na you dey reign o"
"See as you dey fresh like Atiku"
"This your shoe na imported o! Straight from Yankee".

When teasing a girl, just keep this in mind.

1. Save your punch line till the end
(This creates suspense and makes it a lot funny)
2. Exaggeration is the easiest way to be funny
(If you have issues being funny, just exaggerate)
3. Add a sexual undertone (This to avoid being friendzoned)

I'll emphasise NO 1. It can make or break your line.

As much as possible, deliver your punch line at the end.

And once you deliver your punch line, don't bother saying anything else.

Adding words after your punch line would make it less funny or not funny.

Only add more words if you have more punch lines.

Like this...

ME: *Surprised Emoji* This girl will just wake up and decide to tempt David... See now, to bite those lips dey hungry me *Sad Emoji* [HER NAME] why will you upload this kinda pics in this weather when you aren't nearby? Issi nor fair o *Sad Emoji*

This line still turned out funny cuz i had 3 punch lines in there.

But it's best to avoid doing this.

HARDDON:


Kindly pm each other off here. Thanks

HARDDON:


Oh heavenly. Hang on

4Flings:


@ HardDon

Sent the bond words since almost 3 weeks now but no response. ...

HARDDON:


Oh brotherly!
Kindly hang a lil on. We review n reach u soon.
But be rest assured we wudnt move a muscle if u ain't in d next batch

lakesidepapa:
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solomix10:
wanna know how to hold up a one hour convo... I got dumb somtimes when someone not only girls even is telling his/her own story
Explain to us Bros

DavidTheGeek:

Hey bro,

Sorry i'm replying to this late.

Here are some teasing lines i've used.

ME: *Surprised Emoji* This girl will just wake up and decide to tempt David... See now, to bite those lips dey hungry me *Sad Emoji* [HER NAME] why will you upload this kinda pics in this weather when you aren't nearby? Issi nor fair o *Sad Emoji*

----- She uploaded her picture as status on Whatsapp
ME: Baby mi *Smiling Emoji*, I'm still cooking up the words to toast you

("Baby mi" means "My baby" in yoruba)

------ She uploaded a status picture of her smiling and showing her teeth.

ME: You brushed today... Congrats

------ We were chatting about food
ME: Errrm babe do u even know how to cook any food other than indomie?
SHE: Lol... Y not
ME: If you had told me since, i'd have asked u out naw
ME: I no know say u sef b wife material babe

------ This one told be she cooked for a group of church members
ME: Those brothers now af know say u b wife material! Before dem go steal u from me, lemme do quick and .......

-------------

I just looked through my chats to get those lines for you.

Coming up with teasing lines isn't too hard.

I bet you tease your MALE friends. This is popularly called "Whining".

"Guy na you dey reign o"
"See as you dey fresh like Atiku"
"This your shoe na imported o! Straight from Yankee".

When teasing a girl, just keep this in mind.

1. Save your punch line till the end
(This creates suspense and makes it a lot funny)
2. Exaggeration is the easiest way to be funny
(If you have issues being funny, just exaggerate)
3. Add a sexual undertone (This is to avoid being friendzoned)

I'll emphasise NO 1. It can make or break your line.

As much as possible, deliver your punch line at the end.

And once you deliver your punch line, don't bother saying anything else.

Adding words after your punch line would make it less funny or not funny.

Only add more words if you have more punch lines.

Like this...

ME: *Surprised Emoji* This girl will just wake up and decide to tempt David... See now, to bite those lips dey hungry me *Sad Emoji* [HER NAME] why will you upload this kinda pics in this weather when you aren't nearby? Issi nor fair o *Sad Emoji*

This line still turned out funny cuz i had 3 punch lines in there.

But it's best to avoid doing this.

dastudent:

Jeez I have been so busy that I did not even see this .

Don't talk about politics

How you are single.

Think of 5 default stories you can tell her before meeting her and in the middle of the story stop and ask her if she knows about finger print analysis(google it)

Tell her what TV show you are watching right bow and explain how awesome it is , break again by playing a psychic game of pick a number from 1 to 10 in your mind .You tell her to pick a number from one to ten in her mind and then you answer with 3 or 7.

You can start with 1-5 and say 3 the one to ten and say 7 .It doesn't matter if you are right or wrong. The point is that you are keeping her excited while touching her at the same time.

You need to practice this things and get used to it by experimenting on multiple girl until you it becomes part of you.

There is a lot of things you can discuss with a girl. Sexual fantasies - with this you must say you have a female friend who has this fantasy of......Google sexual fantasies ..This is meant to open her up.

For any question you want to ask her, you must start with I have a friend who then talk about the question before asking her.

If you just ask like that, she might answer in a monotone which might not be good for you but if you started with a story, she will want to share hers.

Hope this little kini made sense sha.

dastudent:


Just to add to this.

Question -She answers - finish with the opposite of what she answers with .

E.g Me: Omg you look so Hot She: Thanks Me: Will you be my 5th wife? As I have different roles for the remaining 4. Maybe you will be the one that will be pounding yam. Winks in Spanish.

solomix10:
hahaha i got ur drills gee e.g
Me: you look hot
She: thanks
Me: shebi you will be my 4th wife
you only have to be scracthing my back nawh

dastudent:

Yeske. But also add the functions of the other three. Then you can ask her that apart from scratching your back, what 's her other selling point . Add smiley face or the naughty emoji.

ehlote:

@Harddon you have saved a life thank you so much i appreciate let me just stop here for now

HARDDON:
@Lekekoko

NLand mail is a circus and i cant filter tru:

mail : datingdrill@gmail.com

NB: only private and sensitive messages only. Post general questions here.

HARDDON:
@Lekekoko

NLand mail is a circus and i cant filter tru:

mail : datingdrill@gmail.com

NB: only private and sensitive messages only. Post general questions here.

swave7:


Oga I've sent a message na, I need coaching abeg I'm in ruins.

swave7:


Oga I've sent a message na, I need coaching abeg I'm in ruins.

swave7:


Oga I've sent a message na, I need coaching abeg I'm in ruins.