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Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:21am On Aug 28, 2017
A masochist is someone who derives pleasure from pain. Oh yes, there are such people. As long as you exhibit at least one of these signs, then you are a masochist.

1) You Go Back To Your Ex

If for one reason or the other you go back to one of your exes, you are a masochist. By going back to your ex, you're simply giving your ex another bullet with which to finish you off. I'm sorry for you.

2) You Remain Friends With People Who Degrade You

The greatest disservice you can do to yourself is not cutting ties with people who patronize you and this is another effing sign that you are a "you know who".

3) You're An Arsenal Fan

Arsenal fans should make the best boyfriend even though they may be the poorest. No trophies yet their fans profess their undying love for the shi*ty club over a mesmerizing style of play! Wow! Arsenal fans often derive great pleasure from defeat. Up Gunners.

4 You Love It When Your Partner Hurts You

Even though you may pretend you are offended after being hurt by your partner, you are in reality happy about it as it gladdens the fu*k out of you. The only thing you have not done, probably, is: you have not begged to be hurt like a *ucking masochist that you are.

5) Your Partner Does Not Love You Yet You Deny This Fact

Some people are not loved by their partners but they deny this fact because they are the ones in love and they still love it in a way. Making their partners love them is a pleasurable duty they've got. Sorry if your partners' emotional ammunition extirpates your breath.

Are you a masochist?

Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:27am On Aug 28, 2017
Funny op.
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 28, 2017
Nma27:
Funny op.
grin But are you a masochist? Or have you ever been one?
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by DonBenny77(m): 9:30am On Aug 28, 2017
Bleep you Op
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:32am On Aug 28, 2017
DonBenny77:
Bleep you Op
Sorry masochist. I'm not responsible for your masochism. Take a pill: �.
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:34am On Aug 28, 2017
thefirst:
grin But are you a masochist? Or have you ever been one?
An hedonistic creature here.
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:35am On Aug 28, 2017
Some ladies are masochists but they don't know, you see them still loving a man that beat them black and blue.
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:37am On Aug 28, 2017
Nma27:
An hedonistic creature here.
Oh hedonist: lover of pleasure. Aren't we all lovers of pleasure?
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:38am On Aug 28, 2017
Rorachy:
Some ladies are masochists but they don't know, you see them still loving a man that beat them black and blue.
My point exactly.
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by DarkMagic(m): 9:38am On Aug 28, 2017
Arsenal fan grin
Like the way Liverpool mayweathered Arsenal
Arsenal think say na Bayern because of the red jersey grin
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 9:41am On Aug 28, 2017
DarkMagic:
Arsenal fan grin
Like the way Liverpool mayweathered Arsenal
Arsenal think say nxa Bayern because of the red jersey grin
grin Oh my goodness!
Re: Signs You Are A Masochist. by Nobody: 10:26am On Aug 28, 2017
BDSM!!! Rock
wipe me wipe me don't stop!!!

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