Eph12 my niqqa


Cobhams express delivery is behind you sir.

eph12:

They did not avoid you sir, they instead beat those that beat you. You would have played them if you won your own matches lol

Stop living in the past, the present and future is here

They beat those that beat me in one-off flukes.

I am living in the present; we are 2 points ahead of them without conceding a goal.

If being dominant was a player we are like Busquets (always going to "start" such convos no matter what) while RM are like Krychowiak (chopping bench like termites).

Skimpledawg:
Eph12 my niqqa


Cobhams express delivery is behind you sir.

Chai these my guys go push me enter dangote trailer front o

I always come in peace

VivaLaByke:
150 matches and Asensio has scored 28 goals
Dembele 101 matches 37 goals.

How many minutes played?


How many trophies won?

Eruditor:


They beat those that beat me in one-off flukes.

I am living in the present; we are 2 points ahead of them without conceding a goal.

If being dominant was a player we are like Busquets (always going to "start" such convos no matter what) while RM are like Krychowiak (chopping bench like termites).

Jeez!

I know eph12 as a peaceful niqqa on this thread sha...even when he trolls, it's facts only

VivaLaByke:
150 matches and Asensio has scored 28 goals
Dembele 101 matches 37 goals.

Asensio did that as a part time substitute/ starter....

Take your L and go

Eruditor:


They beat those that beat me in one-off flukes.

I am living in the present; we are 2 points ahead of them without conceding a goal.

If being dominant was a player we are like Busquets (always going to "start" such convos no matter what) while RM are like Krychowiak (chopping bench like termites).

Buffon and his guys will be looking at you like are you okay One off fluke ko. This same season that is present is it not free penalty that barka was able to score against the dominant team both home and away? Abi that one is one off fluke too again? Up barka fans sef

10d0ve:
I know eph12 as a peaceful niqqa on this thread sha...even when he trolls, it's facts only

Thank you for this recommendation sir, may your days be long

Eruditor:


The year you won on penalties another team bested you in the league and cup including pummeling you 4-0 in your own home.

The 2nd year of your "back-to-back" the same team beats you head-to-head in your league (including beating you in your own home again) and outscores you as well.

The only reason you went back to back is because you did not play that team. Fact.

PS: Winning the UCL does not equate to being the best team in Europe. Ask Chelsea.

We went back to back because we bulldozed every team in our way. Including teams that destroyed our rivals. . . Y'all should celebrate us, we actually avenged your flops in UCL.

It's obvious you're a "woulda shoulda" kind of person.

And please don't mention Madrid and Chelsea in the same sentence. . . .their level of European dominance is miles apart.

Yonce:


We went back to back because we bulldozed every team in our way. Including teams that destroyed our rivals. . . Y'all should celebrate us, we actually avenged your flops in UCL.

It's obvious you're a "woulda shoulda" kind of person.

And please don't mention Madrid and Chelsea in the same sentence. . . .their level of European dominance is miles apart.

Bulldozed? Not even with Sleeping Cattle.

Your team finished 2nd to Dortmund in the group stages. Fvcking Dortmund.

If you had Juve in a 2-leg tie they would have knocked you guys out. Ask Carlo Ancelotti.

eph12:

Buffon and his guys will be looking at you like are you okay One off fluke ko. This same season that is present is it not free penalty that barka was able to score against the dominant team both home and away? Abi that one is one off fluke too again? Up barka fans sef

That is in the past.

Madrid would not beat last season's Juve over 2 legs. They would not have beat ATM of 13/14 or 15/16 over 2 legs too.

Fluke.

Eruditor:


That is in the past.

Madrid would not beat last season's Juve over 2 legs. They would not have beat ATM of 13/14 or 15/16 over 2 legs too.

Fluke.

Are we gonna count the match against Bayern as part of the team 'buldozed'? I can't remember the haters talking about that match. Assuming we were the one that 'buldozed' Bayern is such a way........

Eruditor:


Bulldozed? Not even with Sleeping Cattle.

Your team finished 2nd to Dortmund in the group stages. Fvcking Dortmund.

If you had Juve in a 2-leg tie they would have knocked you guys out. Ask Carlo Ancelotti.

As I said, you're a "woulda shoulda" kind of person.


They said the our 2016 triumph was a fluke, we met "small teams" on the road to final. In 2017 we destroyed Bayern, Atletico and Juventus (supposed big teams) with at least a 2 goal margin in each case. And you sir think that's fluke-y.

Juventus had only conceeded 3 goals up until the finals but humbly accepted 4 goals in 90minutes from us.
Now you think this same team would have knocked us out in a two-leg tie?!
Please do we look like Barcelona to you?

airmark:


Including dembele himself. Everybody is shaking.

[img]https:///media/8-29-2017/IAmF-v.gif[/img]

Arghhhh....even a Real Madrid fan like airmark is feeling so threatened that he has to post a gif of Dembele failing a few keepy uppies.

Why won't he..

This was what Dembele did to Carvajal and Ramos.



This was what he did to former Frankfurt loanee and current Real Madrid defender Vallejo.



It's safe to say Dembele is stepping into familiar territory.


This isn't game of thrones,but I want to assure you.


Winter is Here.

Eruditor:


That is in the past.

Madrid would not beat last season's Juve over 2 legs. They would not have beat ATM of 13/14 or 15/16 over 2 legs too.

Fluke.

More Woulda Shoulda Coulda

Eruditor:


That is in the past.

Madrid would not beat last season's Juve over 2 legs. They would not have beat ATM of 13/14 or 15/16 over 2 legs too.

Fluke.

Out of the 3 UCL Finals we played... We won two comprehensively.

4 1. 4 1

Please stop saying fluke or better still stop abusing the word fluke!

Eruditor:


That is in the past.

Madrid would not beat last season's Juve over 2 legs. They would not have beat ATM of 13/14 or 15/16 over 2 legs too.

Fluke.

Did you beat Juve over 2 legs last season? So if neither RM(na u talk am o) not Barka can beat Juve over 2 legs last season, can we now say Juve was the better team? I just weak sef

Bros e go be.. one love

Apparently Manchester United are offering Real Madrid €55million for the Spanish Hakan Calhanoglu.

If I was Perez,I'd put him on a private jet to the UK,no better offer will come...LOL.

Eruditor:


Bulldozed? Not even with Sleeping Cattle.

Your team finished 2nd to Dortmund in the group stages. Fvcking Dortmund.

If you had Juve in a 2-leg tie they would have knocked you guys out. Ask Carlo Ancelotti.

arrgghh.... just give it up bro.

VivaLaByke:

Arghhhh....even a Real Madrid fan like airmark is feeling so threatened that he has to post a gif of Dembele failing a few keepy uppies.

Why won't he..

This was what Dembele did to Carvajal and Ramos.



This was what he did to former Frankfurt loanee and current Real Madrid defender Vallejo.



It's safe to say Dembele is stepping into familiar territory.


This isn't game of thrones,but I want to assure you.


Winter is Here.

I thought you hated that show

nonsoroyalty:

I thought you hated that show

I do....only thing it's good for is references.

Yonce:


As I said, you're a "woulda shoulda" kind of person.


They said the our 2016 triumph was a fluke, we met "small teams" on the road to final. In 2017 we destroyed Bayern, Atletico and Juventus (supposed big teams) with at least a 2 goal margin in each case. And you sir think that's fluke-y.

Juventus had only conceeded 3 goals up until the finals but humbly accepted 4 goals in 90minutes from us.
Now you think this same team would have knocked us out in a two-leg tie?!
Please do we look like Barcelona to you?

Forgive me, I don't know how to say I bulldozed teams when I was 2nd in a group to the 3rd best team in the Bundesliga.

I am sure you also bulldozed Barca in La Liga last season.

We thank Uefa for gifting you guys 2 offside goals and a couple red cards in both ties against Bayern. Even Burnley could beat Chelsea when they had a red card.

Remember when AC Milan led 2-0 or PSG 4-0 from one leg. That is the beauty of 1-off games.

monerozi5590:



Out of the 3 UCL Finals we played... We won two comprehensively.

4 1. 4 1

Please stop saying fluke or better still stop abusing the word fluke!

Sergio Ramos dying min header against ATM to save your campaign.

2 other cosmetic goals against Juve to pad the stats.

Dominatrixes.

Eruditor:


Sergio Ramos dying min header against ATM to save your campaign.

2 other cosmetic goals against Juve to pad the stats.

Dominatrixes.

Lol.... Go watch all the three finals.... We dominated in all aspects.Ball possession, chances created, Shots on target.. name them.


We are the world champions. We did what Barcelona couldn't do. Pep's Barca couldn't do it.. Back to Back UCL winners.

Show some respect and stop misleading the public that Barca is the best club in the world.

VivaLaByke:
I do....only thing it's good for is references.

Mehn you are a complex bastard

Eruditor:


Forgive me, I don't know how to say I bulldozed teams when I was 2nd in a group to the 3rd best team in the Bundesliga.

I am sure you also bulldozed Barca in La Liga last season.

We thank Uefa for gifting you guys 2 offside goals and a couple red cards in both ties against Bayern. Even Burnley could beat Chelsea when they had a red card.

Remember when AC Milan led 2-0 or PSG 4-0 from one leg. That is the beauty of 1-off games.

You're one to talk about Uefa "gifting" when we all saw the comic show that was PSG-Barca.

airmark:


Including dembele himself. Everybody is shaking.

[img]https:///media/8-29-2017/IAmF-v.gif[/img]

Airmark, give me a little tutorial on how to make gifs.

MBAPPE TO PSG IS DONE.......... NEYMAR AND MPAPPE PARTNERSHIP IS GOING TO BE DEADLY .
WINTER AIN'T D ONLY THING COMIN.

Neymar1095:
MBAPPE TO PSG IS DONE..........
NEYMAR AND MPAPPE PARTNERSHIP IS GOING TO BE DEADLY .

WINTER AIN'T D ONLY THING COMIN.

Open a Neymar's thread or post things like this on PSG's thread. The dude is outta Nou Camp and Cules have moved on. Apparently,.you are a Neymar's fan first before Barca and it's childish spamming this thread with irrelevant updates .

airmark:


Including dembele himself. Everybody is shaking.

[img]https:///media/8-29-2017/IAmF-v.gif[/img]

I was laughing so hard, customers and colleagues were wondering what was wrong.

chai you this guy no o kii persin

Can't wait to abuse him after his first five minutes.