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Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 10:01am On Aug 31, 2017 |
i dont know if this is the right section to post this but i just have to its funny but I think this 6ways will go a long way in helping a young man escape poverty 1. Leave Naked Women Alone: Yes, those women who dress like they are in the process of undressing but they have not finished. Leave them alone. Most of them are up to no good and will only cost you a whole fortune in one weekend. Instead, get yourself a real woman: There is strength in a real woman.. Not these tuma chics without brain . Get a woman who will not only support your vision but will also push you to achieve more. A woman who will inspire you to work hard and not a woman who just makes you hard. He who finds a real woman finds a good thing and obtains favour and power to create wealth. 2. Stop Taking Cheap Food : I have no problem with having a Your Tea or food over the for social interaction and networking. However, when you drink cheap Tea or drink in Cheap place , you hang out with cheap people who have cheap ideas and a cheap future. Big business opportunities are found in places where the drinks are expensive. Infact, in places where they sale cheap Tea, the only people you will find there are people who will be asking you for money. They even clap when you come knowing 'big buyer' has come... Lol 3. Stop being Lazy: "Man ooh Man, why art thou Lazy?" You are too lazy for your own good. You sleep the whole day and blame the govt for your poverty. "A Little Sleep, a Little Slumber, poverty shall overtake you like a political cadre in overalls". A lot of men are just lazy when it comes to making money. They have enough energy to give a woman five orgasms, but have no energy to start one organization, hmmm that's why it is so easy for men to manufacture children than it is to make even pegs for putting children's clothes on the line.. 4. Know Productive Things: If you keep too much junk in your head, you get a junk life. I know a lot of men who are so sharp when you are talking about girls, about soccer and about street politics, Who is Rich who is not,Who has a good house but you can't bring a topic about investment, innovation and business, they start looking at their phone, yawning or saying bye.. Useless things, videos and memes go viral fast than constructive things.. A man must know how to do atleast one productive thing (have one skill) even without having gone to college... 5. Get Connected to Big Men Who are batter than you : A lot of men are failing because they are not mentored. They don't have anyone to whom they can sit down and listen, with obedience. In the old days, old men would sit young men down and show them how to hunt and kill animals... and no man was considered a man enough until he has personally killed an animal... now these men of nowadays are not mentored and can't even kill a bird.. There are men out there who have made it in life, find a way to get mentored by big men who are making waves and impacting people in our community. 6.Stop Spending your time whole day just praying fasting yet you know that the Bible tells you that God will bless the works of your hands yes yes The blessing finds you on your way doing something,Stop using Prayer as unexcused not to work,unless There is Divine (Mandate) God bless you You will thank me later. # success journey # workhard #Copied 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by jnrcess(m): 10:05am On Aug 31, 2017 |
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Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Yeligray(m): 10:12am On Aug 31, 2017 |
Having a new president would also be a good point.. It's a man's choice to be poor or rich cause as far as i'm concerned nobody is brought into this world with a sack of wealth in his hands.. |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 10:17am On Aug 31, 2017 |
Yeligray:yea but some are born into wealth and some to object poverty Cc:mynd44, Lalasticlala |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Yeligray(m): 10:21am On Aug 31, 2017 |
Ahmed99:yeah... But the fact that anyone is born into poverty doesn't mean that he/she has to remain poor. Like i said two things are involved; choice and hunger to remain poor or gain wealth. 1 Like |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 10:26am On Aug 31, 2017 |
Yeligray:I concur.. |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by HRHQueenPhil(f): 12:26pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
go and meet d only one dat has power 2 make wealth, GOD, he will change ur mentality and renew ur mind |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 12:36pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
HRHQueenPhil:and d Almighty said I will bless d work of ur hand |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by HRHQueenPhil(f): 12:48pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Ahmed99: change the mind first cos dere are people who see opportunity but because their minds cant carry it, dey begin to doubt and criticise. |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 1:50pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
HRHQueenPhil:explain more pls |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by HRHQueenPhil(f): 2:02pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Ahmed99: a good example may be someone who has seen poverty so much, has friends in dis category and are surrounded by it that they begin to talk that way, so wen someone says dere is free seminars on learning oracle, CCNA etc. he will say no, dey will scam u, and begins 2 doubt not knowing dere are younger guys making enough dough through the determination to learn and strive in it. 1 Like |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Nobody: 2:05pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Good points but I don't totally agree with no 2 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Boooooooooni: 2:32pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Buh OP, your no 2 is somehow o |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by wwwtortoise(m): 3:06pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Always give. Don't be tight-fisted because givers never lack. |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 3:11pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
sunshineG:how let me kno |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 3:12pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
wwwtortoise:Yes I agree totally with you even d bible said blessed is the hands that gives more than the hand that takes. |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
HRHQueenPhil:Thank you.... good point u ave there |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by THUNDAR(m): 3:21pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Poverty is a BASTARD it runs from Those who seeks it and cling to those trying to run from it! The big irony! |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by Ahmed99: 3:30pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
[/quote][/color] THUNDAR:pls this ur *BIG IRONY* explain more |
Re: Six Ways A Man Can Escape Poverty... Funny But True by jumper524(m): 5:44pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
4. Know Productive Things: If you keep too much
junk in your head, you get a junk life. I know a lot
of men who are so sharp when you are talking
about girls, about soccer and about street politics,
Who is Rich who is not,Who has a good house
but you can't bring a topic about investment,
innovation and business, they start looking at their
phone, yawning or saying bye.. Useless things,
videos and memes go viral fast than constructive
things.. A man must know how to do atleast one
productive thing (have one skill) even without
having gone to college... many nairalanders are guilty of this.. the I don't give a fvck crew comes to mind.. anyway its true but not funny.. 1 Like |
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