Lol.
Can he do another Alonso for us.

Latest:

"First, Catalan newspaper Sport claimed Barcelona sources had told them Mahrez isn’t a player under consideration, and the club aren’t trying to sign him from Leicester City."

Then Marca claimed the same thing, that Barcelona sources have ‘denied the possibility’ of Mahrez arriving, and stated there’s no interest in the player.


CFC snap him up already

Bimffo:
News just getting to me now is that, he is also a free kick taker.


Alonso on the right side, Zappa on the left.

Just got back from my YouTube waka.....the major positive about him is that he puts a lot of balls into the box which actually meets the target. If you check the number of times moses uses the ball to stamp the opponent you will actually not mind having Zappa around. Especially now that we have a striker who can only score with his heads

Bimffo:
News just getting to me now is that, he is also a free kick taker.


Alonso on the right side, Zappa on the left.

...the name doesn't ring bell jare

Ibime:

Who be Zappacosta?
I think say una dey joke with Zabaleta and Costa name.
Quote me and die.

Best Rightback in the world.
#Zappabawse

Ibime:


Who be Zappacosta?

I think say una dey joke with Zabaleta and Costa name.

Quote me and die.

Bwuahahahaha......I no wan die o! But na Ur new full back

I just dey laugh since morning. Funny transfer moment for cfc

Nihilist:
Zappacosta is literally the best right back I've ever seen play.

Amazing player, quick , strong, good tackler and crosser.

Better than Kyle Walker and Valencia combined.

Quote me to chat shït and watch thunder strike your blokos with alacrity.

How good is this nigga?

My younger brah just showed me a pic of the Italian then asked me why we're settling for a ninja that looks like he works for Al Qaeda.

VargasVee:
Latest:

"First, Catalan newspaper Sport claimed Barcelona sources had told them Mahrez isn’t a player under consideration, and the club aren’t trying to sign him from Leicester City."

Then Marca claimed the same thing, that Barcelona sources have ‘denied the possibility’ of Mahrez arriving, and stated there’s no interest in the player.


CFC snap him up already

Oya..cfc sign mahrez fast!!?!

Bimffo:
News just getting to me now is that, he is also a free kick taker.


Alonso on the right side, Zappa on the left.

Transfer day trauma; Alonso on the right nitori Olorun

Griffon:


How good is this nigga?

My younger brah just showed me a pic of the Italian then asked me why we're settling for a ninja that looks like he works for Al Qaeda.

Bwuahahahaha......

Ibime:


Who be Zappacosta?

I think say una dey joke with Zabaleta and Costa name.

Quote me and die.

Oga, u dhey vex?

agrovick:


Transfer day trauma; Alonso on the right nitori Olorun

Bwuahahahaha

diggz:



Just got back from my YouTube waka.....the major positive about him is that he puts a lot of balls into the box which actually meets the target. If you check the number of times moses uses the ball to stamp the opponent you will actually not mind having Zappa around. Especially now that we have a striker who can only score with his heads

48 crosses, 4 assists!

This might turn out to be decent business.

agrovick:


Transfer day trauma; Alonso on the right nitori Olorun

he's talking about the free kick

Segadem:
Oga, u dhey vex?

Trust me, I like the price. If Conte knows him, I'm more than happy

diggz:

Bwuahahahaha

This Chelsea board no go kill people.
Meanwhile how in the world is Zappa decoder worth £21M?

agrovick:


Transfer day trauma; Alonso on the right nitori Olorun

You missed the the gist bruv. Take a sit.

agrovick:


This Chelsea board no go kill people.

Meanwhile how in the world is Zappa decoder worth £21M?

The guy is good. Another Marcos Alonso on the right side but faster.

Segadem:
he's talking about the free kick

Oh, ok. I thought he was referring to their positions on the pitch

Ibime:


Who be Zappacosta?

I think say una dey joke with Zabaleta and Costa name.

Quote me and die.

hensben:
You missed the the gist bruv. Take a sit.

Hensben, leave me o

hensben:
The guy is good. Another Marcos Alonso on the right side but faster.

I hope he can defend though

agrovick:


Transfer day trauma; Alonso on the right nitori Olorun

As per free kick, Mr herbalist.

agrovick:


This Chelsea board no go kill people.

Meanwhile how in the world is Zappa decoder worth £21M?

Cheap innit.

He should be worth at least 51m in this market if Kyle Walker is worth 50.

Zappacosta omo alhaja, omo olope superstar, one kick one ja...

Fück manaman talking grease. Quote me and get rimmed by Sango.

agrovick:


Hensben, leave me o



I hope he can defend though

He can trust me although not in the level of Azpilicueta but better than Darmien of manure.

Nihilist:


Cheap innit.

He should be worth at least 51m in this market if Kyle Walker is worth 50.

Zappacosta omo alhaja, omo olope superstar, one kick one ja...

Fück manaman talking grease. Quote me and get rimmed by Sango.

Are you been sarcastic Bruv. Zappa is a decent buy just like Alonso of last season.

Guys Abeg y'all should chill a bit.

The Zappacosta even lost his place to another person.
He's good esp in attack, but his defending is average.

Griffon:


48 crosses, 4 assists!

This might turn out to be decent business.

Hopefully.... braaah. Just not sure if he has the pace and stamina to cope with the pl. Serie A raises alot of qxns these days.

Bimffo:


Now, you have it my people. We are getting a good player.

I just need a confirmation from one other person. Diggz? Ibime? Bigkesh? Airmark? Nateevs? Griffon? Anybody?

If we buy that dude, then morata may end up scoring 30 goals this season. That guy is a born crosser, very intelligent.

Ah! So we have another Costa. ZappaCosta!

21m got us a player with 74 Clearances, 38 Interceptions, 41 Chances Created, 48 Crosses, 5 Assists and 1 Goal last season.

On paper, he is a beast, just like his unshaved beards suggests.

airmark:


If we buy that dude, then morata may end up scoring 30 goals this season. That guy is a born crosser, very intelligent.

What is Airmark saying like this?

Morata will score 30?