Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by skillz111(m): 12:10pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
I accommodated someone b4 I came back he has invited someone he didn't tell me about to join him when I saw both on the bed in the room mehn I was amazed at people capability 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by glosplendid(f): 12:12pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by babatawa(m): 12:25pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
This one has my spare key, comes around whenever i'm not home and its like he has my comprehensive life schedule..
I only get to know once my bedsheet is wet, used condom in my trash bin, forgotten wrist watch and ear rings.. and one time a G-string. Plus the kitchen area of my innocent one room apartment looks like where a whole sallah ram just got roasted.
But its all good, things we do for friendz.. dunnoh who's gon be saving ur ass tomorrow... 15 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by sharpwriter(m): 12:27pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
OliviaPope: This question was asked on Quora.
Read this hilarious reply below;
Tery Robertson, Owner, Marketing Company
Answered Aug 18
Oh my gosh. I’m still getting over this one. I travel a lot on business and, when I do, I usually try to find someone to come in and house sit for me. Well I met a women whom I thought would be great for house sitting. Because she was going to be taking care of 3 dogs, 5 cats and 4 horses, I told her that I’d pay her $150/day, which she agreed to.
My dear, you hired a psychopath as a housekeeper, Sorry. All thanks that she didn't harm you. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by sharpwriter(m): 12:31pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Ezionye: I tried to squat som1 for the night in my little room sometime ago as a student. I made a makeshift mattress on the floor for her. But after showering, I found her fast asleep in my lovely well made 8 spring bed.
I had to sleep on the floor ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) Such people are dangerous, they have no respect for the other and they are selfish, thinking they are entitled to what is not theirs. 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by chiraqDemon(m): 12:34pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
OliviaPope: This question was asked on Quora.
Read this hilarious reply below;
Tery Robertson, Owner, Marketing Company
Answered Aug 18
Oh my gosh. I’m still getting over this one. I travel a lot on business and, when I do, I usually try to find someone to come in and house sit for me. Well I met a women whom I thought would be great for house sitting. Because she was going to be taking care of 3 dogs, 5 cats and 4 horses, I told her that I’d pay her $150/day, which she agreed to.
I told her that she could sleep in the guest room (which is decorated very nicely with a new bed, sheets, blankets, etc. I showed her how to use the big screen tv, etc — and I told her that she could eat any food in the house with the exception of a certain coffee and also to please not do anything illegal on my property.
When she came over, I was very specific and left written instructions so she wouldn’t be confused. The specific rules were for the protection of my animals.
1.Feed the horses in the feeders and don’t move the feeders. 2.Fill up the water trough daily so they have fresh water and, because it was winter and freezing, make sure that the water de-icer was left on. 3.Put the dogs in the house before going out the gate, then go back and let them out. If you open the gate, the dogs will run out and you’ll have a difficult time getting them back. 4.Do not allow the cats to go out. They’re indoor cats and 1 is a female that I just adopted — she’s not spayed yet so under no circumstances can she go out.
She agreed to everything and I was happy that I’d found someone who could take care of my house and animals.
During my business trip, I called several times to make sure things were going ok and she said they were so I was happy that I didn’t have to worry about things.
When I returned from my trip, I was absolutely shocked. I walked into my house and couldn’t breathe. The house was completely filled with pot smoke. (And I have a BIG house). I thought she’d spent the entire time getting stoned. But that wasn’t all. She had gone through ALL my cupboards and closets and taken everything out and rearranged things. NOTHING was where it had been. All the furniture was changed around. My bedroom had been completely changed, including my bed — which she’d been sleeping in and had stained the bed and sheets — not sure with what but it was disgusting.
She had also thrown all the cats outside — because “cats don’t belong in the house.” I’m not sure what she’d done to the dogs, but they were terrified of her. I do know that she had left the gate open and they got out and it took her hours to find and get them back in. (I live in a rural area where people shoot stray dogs so they were in danger.)
I also found out that she’d just dumped the feed for the horses in a completely different area than where they were supposed to be fed AND it was where there was a lot of sand — so essentially the horses were eating feed mixed with sand (which can be deadly.) She’d pulled the de-icer out of the watering trough and pulled the plug so the trough was empty and the horses had no water.
The back of the remote control for the tv had disappeared — and I found it a month or so later hidden in the back of my closet. She’d ripped out plugs from my desktop computer and taken all the ink out of my printer.
I had a brand new washer and dryer. She pulled them out and the hoses and plugs were disconnected. I had a beautiful handmade wooden bowl was on my fireplace mantel. She took it off the mantel, took it into the bathroom and poured liquid soap into it, then put it into the shower so the wood had warped beyond saving. It was ruined.
I collect art and she’d moved all my pictures around and turned them upside down.
My best friend had died a few years before, and he had given me a ceramic angel before he passed. It had a lot of meaning for me and I loved it — it was so precious to me. It had disappeared. I found out later that she’d thrown it away — I found it in the trash in a bag of dirty cat litter.
Oh, and my coffee that I’d specifically asked her not to use (there were at least 5 other kinds there) — what she didn’t use, she dumped out in the trash.
There were a lot of other things that she’d done, but you get the idea. I was freaked out and horrified, and honestly, she scared me.
I asked her why she’d done all this and she said got belligerent and told me that she had every right to do it because it was HER house and she could have it any way she wanted to. She told me that my dogs were too spoiled and they deserved to be “trained”. Part of that training was making them sleep outside. (Imagine a Basset Hound being made to sleep outside with no shelter, in the middle of February when the temperatures were down to 0 degrees F.) The same with the cats. (Oh? and that female cat? Let’s just say that there are now two more kittens here. ::::sigh:::![rolleyes](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/rolleyes.png)
When I asked why she’d say that she’d house sit if she didn’t want to follow my instructions, she said that she came from a family with 6 sisters and she was the youngest. She hated it when they told her what to do and so she ALWAYS did the OPPOSITE of what anyone “ordered” her to do.
Then she said that NOBODY orders her around. She got more and more angry and upset and I was actually afraid that she would become violent. She started screaming at me and daring me to call her a “F’ing C*** B****”. (Sorry, I don’t use that kind of language.)
I did pay her, because I just wanted her gone. I did tell her that she was never to set foot on my property again or I’d have her arrested. After she left and had given me back my keys, I noticed that one of the door keys was new so she’d obviously had extras made. The next day all the locks were changed, including the locks on the gates.
The next day the texts from her started. She told me that she’d thrown away my angel but I didn’t need anything from a dead friend and SHE’D be my new best friend. The texts continued to get creepier and creepier.
I responded that if she ever texted, called or tried to contact me again, I’d have her arrested for stalking. Then I blocked her. She totally freaked me out.
I haven’t seen her since. But I did get a new mattress. :::::shivers::::::
Wow this one creepy die. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 12:38pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
glosplendid: A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know Who accomodates a male stranger? You loo beautiful though but be careful next time 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by chiraqDemon(m): 12:41pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Destined2win: Yeah. She made a better choice. Good Even me go chance u of ur bed inside ur own house. What r friends for ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nobody: 12:42pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
IRALIFE: I accommodated a fellow student I met not too long before then for a night. The next morning, I noticed she had used my toothbrush. It was wet. I questioned her about it. See her giving me reasons upon reasons why it is not bad to use someone else's toothbrush & how it portrays being family and all what not. I just weak. Jesus:-O:-O:-O |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by chiraqDemon(m): 12:44pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
walcut: she stayed with us for two weeks without doing anything, all she did was wake up, sleep, eat and stay glued to the TV when there was power supply. Did u inform her that she was meant to come and be ur house girl. If she taya u just tell am say she must start to de contribute or u free her to lazy around. I won't go to somebody's house and start washing plate and sweeping because in staying with u for a bit, I'll just make sure I clean up after my own self so I don't add extra work to your own. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by haywhyy(m): 12:45pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
pocohantas:
You prefer they remove their shoes and bless your house with terrible terrible smell from their feet? ? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) This got me ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) pocohantas:
You prefer they remove their shoes and bless your house with terrible terrible smell from their feet? ? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) This got me 1 Like |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by chiraqDemon(m): 12:58pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Papaaldrich: One relative tried molesting my little sister,but em body tell am by the time em receive rapid slaps from me.y'all beware who you let into your home. This one point here is too important. Can't trust anybody around my siblings. I know what "aunties" did to me when I was a kid 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by sharpwriter(m): 1:01pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Nukualofa: I invited a family into my house because they were evicted by the landlord. The next thing they don't want to leave after the one week i gave them and they started hatching plan on how to take over my house from me.
I had to remind them that beneath this docile and quiet guy is someone that can sit down and watch a kid bleed to death.
They fled when i gave them the first hit People are very selfish and wicked, we really need to be firm in this life. Sorry for yur experience, pls. explain more, how did yu dish out that first hit to them, make I learn more. Thanks. 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by glosplendid(f): 1:04pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Nukualofa: Who accomodates a male stranger? You loo beautiful though but be careful next time sure I am xtra careful now...thanks |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by sharpwriter(m): 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
glosplendid: A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know If you dont want to be blamed, then be logical. You sef get mind; you harboured a stranger you met on the road at night who is also a thief, you did not even know if he's a rapist. My dear, Jesus didn't raise all the dead or heal all the sick in Israel in his days. Some even had to press more for them to receive such as the syro-phoenician woman. Be more logical and careful next time. Learn to be strong. Shalom! 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by dakeskese(m): 1:13pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
IRALIFE: I accommodated a fellow student I met not too long before then for a night. The next morning, I noticed she had used my toothbrush. It was wet. I questioned her about it. See her giving me reasons upon reasons why it is not bad to use someone else's toothbrush & how it portrays being family and all what not. I just weak. Hmmm... Things are really happening ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) 1 Like |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by glosplendid(f): 1:28pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
sharpwriter:
If you dont want to be blamed, then be logical. You sef get mind; you harboured a stranger you met on the road at night who is also a thief, you did not even know if he's a rapist. My dear, Jesus didn't raise all the dead or heal all the sick in Israel in his days. Some even had to press more for them to receive such as the syro-phoenician woman. Be more logical and careful next time. Learn to be strong. Shalom! I cut the story short..cos it's too long...maybe one day u will see it on the frontpage..thanks dear 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by sharpwriter(m): 1:37pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
glosplendid: I cut the story short..cos it's too long...maybe one day u will see it on the frontpage..thanks dear Ok now....I am eagerly waiting for the story o....true life dey interesting; but it is alright. You're welcome. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nobody: 1:38pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Narldon:
OP, Did you bother to ask if I've Eaten this Morning? ![](/faces/huh.png)
No! You did not.. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
Instead, You're asking me about "WEIRD THINGS"
Biko, I'm not feeling fine
that's weird too why should the OP ask if you if uv eaten this morning? thats "not minding his bizness" 2 Likes 1 Share |
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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by mylove4God(f): 1:44pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Uzyvicks(f): 1:47pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
After using the family toilet that I just washd and cleaned, she ended up pouring water all over the floor, of which I don't know if she used the water to clean her bombom or wat, I was so annoyed. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Ten06(m): 1:56pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged. When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed. To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed. Left with no option, the next day she had to washed my bedsheets, dry the foam and her clothes. Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close to my house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she was my girlfriend. The worse part of it was that she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she was my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I could be able to push her out of my house 19 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 2:02pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
sharpwriter:
People are very selfish and wicked, we really need to be firm in this life. Sorry for yur experience, pls. explain more, how did yu dish out that first hit to them, make I learn more. Thanks. i had to invite my old friends who came with their full regalia. Trust me, you ddon't want to lusten to the Kapping we were making in my sitting room. We had to invite the husband to the sitting room to join in the drinking binge. We didn't threaten him but he just knew that he is dealing with a deadly person that will strike you and people will blame the victim 9 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by sharpwriter(m): 2:09pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Nukualofa: i had to invite my old friends who came with their full regalia. Trust me, you ddon't want to lusten to the Kapping we were making in my sitting room. We had to invite the husband to the sitting room to join in the drinking binge. We didn't threaten him but he just knew that he is dealing with a deadly person that will strike you and people will blame the victim lol... it is well. Thanks. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by chiraqDemon(m): 2:18pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Back then there's this friend I had that would just enter my parent's house and start opening all the pots and freezer and b4 u know it he will just come and ask u what about that soup in the pot. Even the day I took him to my uncle's place I just saw the guy coming out of kitchen saying i should help him ask my uncle's wife about the soup in the freezers I just had to spark for the guy whether he doesn't have manners. That's how we stopped being friends 12 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by bezimo(m): 2:25pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
There was this guy from China who I shared a house with a long time ago. He put books inside freezer!!! Na so I open mouth confuse.lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by mekleelex200(m): 2:34pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Ten06: I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged. When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed. To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed. Left with no option, the next day she washed my bedsheets, sun the foam and her clothes. Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close my to house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she is my girlfriend. The worse part of it, she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she is my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I'm able to push her out of my house This story funny die, oga I will like to see the full details of the story. How it took you 3 days to evict her and how you convinced ur neighbours that is not your girlfriend, SOME PEOPLE GET MIND SHA. 11 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by myked(m): 2:39pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
A 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by UncutSk(m): 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Ezionye: I tried to squat som1 for the night in my little room sometime ago as a student. I made a makeshift mattress on the floor for her. But after showering, I found her fast asleep in my lovely well made 8 spring bed.
I had to sleep on the floor ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by UncutSk(m): 2:49pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
agongajoseph: You give him ur room to fvck, he leaves the sperm filled condom on the bed, heads to the toilet, shit n not flush, heads to ur kitchen picks all d meat in the soup ur gf cooked that day n leaves. kill that mf ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by LukeLook: 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
My mother bringing in her friend to see clearing pooh! |