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My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by alajoshomolu: 7:45pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Picked a lady with heavy looking bum on Friday feeling lucky to land such a curvy babe without much stress. Became suspicious when her hips wasn't rolling d way it shld at d hotel lobby but decided to ignore d first warning signs since she was quite friendly and sounded quite intelligent. We had great s*x ,though I felt somtin was amiss anytime I grabbed her. Got up in the middle of d night to pee only to step on something that felt like a pillow. Picked it up only to realize what it really was. Screamed at d babe as I felt I had been scammed. I really enjoyed d s*x cos of d thought of those hips. D mind is indeed a powerful thing! |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by NairalandCS(m): 7:48pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
She wore the padded bum while y'all were having sex or you all had sex with clothes on ? Oga, this your Tori no dey add up. 21 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Story for the gods...Mtccheew.. U said u banged her and how come u didnt saw her azz..abeeg na.. |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 7:53pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby: RIP English 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by ImDharay: 7:54pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
a well padded piece of shitty write-up. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 7:56pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
sunshineV: bruv howfa |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by RIPEnglish: 7:57pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby:you are need to went back to school, you didn't saw instead of you didn't seen. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 8:02pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Reverse the sex. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 8:18pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 8:25pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by JONNYSPUTE(m): 8:45pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
I smell lies. |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by jrerico1(m): 8:50pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
We agree
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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by anthony533(m): 9:02pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby:why do nairalanders always says "RIP ENGLISH" whenever you comments on a someone topic?. Does it actually means your use of english is bad. 3 Likes
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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 9:03pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 9:05pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
anthony533: English na wa. |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 9:07pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
sunshineV: hehehehe no vex o na ur siggy me see o abi i gats pm you before you tell me about Jesus |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 9:12pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
sunshineR: Pm me, bibles verses fall on u |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by anthony533(m): 9:13pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
sunshineV:
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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 9:17pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by anthony533(m): 9:20pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
RIPEnglish:RIP ENGLISH |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 9:26pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
alajoshomolu:dats d mistake u made.u noticed the azz wasnt rolling but u still went ahead and took her home bros,fake padded china made ukwu don full town oo so be observant .wen u see a lady with a fat backside wey no dey roll or twitch as she dey waka den na pad she wear .an authentic ukwu wobbles as d owner is walking .Femieddy,luminouz i lie?
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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
[quote author=anthony533 post=60136499][/quote] cc buharison
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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by FemiEddy(m): 9:32pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
lefulefu:U no lie at all chief, u have said it all, he won't make the mistake again 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by luminouz(m): 10:14pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
FemiEddy:No be lie .. Iffa i catch any babe with DAT bumpad eh...I go tear am comot n make her walk home unclad....dats d penalty for deceiving me!!! 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by luminouz(m): 10:16pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
alajoshomolu: Lmaooooooooo!!!!! |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by FemiEddy(m): 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
luminouz:Haaah, please have mercy ooo
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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by femi4: 10:19pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby:didn't saw. didn't saw. didn't saw |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by luminouz(m): 10:27pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
FemiEddy:Lmaooooo 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by concho(m): 11:36pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby:The you still know your english teacher?....i can help you go for a refund |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by concho(m): 11:37pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
anthony533:RIP English |
Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by IamRandy: 3:18am On Sep 05, 2017 |
sunshineV: product of Philippine.... They can never be better than Nigerians.... RIP English
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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 4:26am On Sep 05, 2017 |
Writing rubbish with your Padded Brain |
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