jonaifame22:
Ladies and gentlemen how is ur day going,I hope u're in a place where u're exchanging service for money,well mine has been fine and nepa has taken the light for over two hours now and I'm feeln hot right in my shop,buh they'll bring it b4 four o'clock and the heat will be over cos my two horse power air conditioning will take over.

My friend who I call my close friend jus fvcked up, he's a nice guy bh when a gal is involved he becomes unreliable like nepa light, he has been a good friend right frm primary school days, the incident that made us closer happened in secondary school, there is this dark skinned damsel by name ronke, I had a serious crush on her but I lacked the professionalism and skill to go about telling her of my feelings for her so whenever I get home, there was one uncle I used to tell and he'll tell me to buy him fanta and eggroll wth my money before he'll tell me wat to do and I'll speed off like a car on gear five to go buy him what he requested, these went on for days until I felt I had mustered every guts and expertise on how to woo her, so one day during break I saw her buying snacks so she was trying to bring out money frm her bag, I attempted to tap her gently buh before I cld touch her she turned, as our eyes locked gaze, it was as the temperature became very cold cos my hand felt numb and as I opened my mouth it wanted to move as if to pour out all the pick up lines that I had crammed frm my coach but the words refused to come out as if the words were hiding behind my throat refusing to exit my mouth,I stood there transfixed lookn at her like a university student lookn at his semester result and it dawned on him that he got F in 14 courses out of 16 he's offering, I forgot all my punchlines and when I tried saying something, it was as if the words were holding my throat wth it's two hands frm iside my oesophagus refusng to be let out, I felt like I was abt to choke cos it was difficult saying anything and I felt trickles of water by the corner of my eyes., I could hear my heart beating loud like a school drum on the assembly ground. Alas I managed to mutter some words and instead of wooing her I asked her for her notebook that I wanted to update mine which she promise to give me when we get back to the class, immediatley I left her presence,I felt like urinating when I got to the toilet as I brought out my dick to urinate, the urine gushed out as if kainji dam has cracked and bust open as the urine rushed our freely and when I checked my face in the mirror, it was read and I noticed small droplets of sweat on my nostril

There is this bully in my class, her name is blessing itua,she is a tomboy, the day she struck fear into the hearts of all the boys in our class, was when she gave our class captain "femi oloyede" a flying kick that tore his lower lip jus because he wrote her name on the noise maker list, he cldn't report cos if the girls hear they'll laugh at him


So I had an argument wth blessin itua the tomboy over a chair she claimed she brought into the cals for a combined subject wth another class, so I told her I didn't know it was hers, so the bos in the class were putting pepper and salt in the matters and then blessing insulted my parents and I I replied her back insulting her parents too, then she hit my chest as she hit my chest the sound was so loud that the whole class became quiet as if the most feared teacher in the school has entered our class, I wanted to cry but I saw everyone lookn at me. And even my crush "Ronke ajakaiye" all of a sudden I mustered courage and hit her back, chai till today I still regret taking that decision to hit her back, so after I hit her the agric teacher entered the class, then after the lessons, my calssmates started writing on papers while some drew boxing gloves on papers writing israel vs blessing, fight time 2pm, in my heart I was restless like penis at the sight of a na.ked pvssy and finally the bell rang and we went outside the school compound and then my classmates and some passerby gathered around me and the gal as if we abt to shoot a music video.

Then she pushed me and I pushed her back, she drew a line and siad if they born my grandfather well I should cross the line, even though I have no picture of what my grandfather looked like I tried defending his honour and then I crossed then she slapped me I swear her hand covered the side of my face and the whole of my ear when she slapped me like a big infinix android phone covering the ear of it's owner while receiving a call, then we began the fight as she grabbed me I knew I have made a great mistake challenging this tomboy of a gal in a duel,
Before long she raised me liks and ibo boy raising a bag of beans in2 his store, I was high up in the sky like the shoulders of a proud person and belong I felt I was goin down like a plane descending frm the sky and next she crashed me to the ground, I laid lifeless on the ground as if, if I do like that she'll leave me buh I was wrong,rather she sat on my body and forced my mouth open and ceaselessly poured sand in my mouth, when I saw that the sand I was swallowing is almost close to three derica of rice I manage to fight back that was when my friend came in to fight for me, then another one came then we became three versus one and we fought her fiercely, the next day ,the two of my friends that fought for me against her missed school for the rest of the week and later sufraced the next week wrth their parents to report the gal to ths school authority, after that fight that day, when I got home I cld not eat, I was jus too quiet, I was thinkn if I should call me sister to come and fight for me, buh I remebered that ina ll my fight she has neva raised me up like the way that gal did so I jus locked up before she'll beat my sister too.

Now this friend of mine is trying to spoil me b4 a gal I am runsing so that he can date her, the gal recorded all the things he said and played it for me on her fone buh I'll jus overlook him cos he saved my life frm blessing itua,

adedayo3193:
Op Ure a disgrace to the boyhood, three boys vs a girl shame on you

banjicom:

blessing itua is my sister o, oga u are in trouble send me #1000 recharge card or i will report ur location 2 her for a re-match

Ghosttt:


Guy calm down now. Hw is he a disgrace?

Op I feel ur story jare.
It's very funny, believe me I had similar experience bt mine was nt in sch it was at home.

The gal beat the hello outta me ehn bt sha 4 years later we had a come back fight and she knew power has changed hand.

Well as for ur friend dere is nt much u can do.

U just have to tag along and see if d babe does nt fall for him. As for treating his Bleep up, trust me u need nt raise a finger. He's surely gonna get whats coming for him.

Ladies hate guys dat snitches, so be rest assured, u hv ntng to fear.

Ghosttt:


Guy calm down now. Hw is he a disgrace?

Op I feel ur story jare.
It's very funny, believe me I had similar experience bt mine was nt in sch it was at home.

The gal beat the hello outta me ehn bt sha 4 years later we had a come back fight and she knew power has changed hand.

Well as for ur friend dere is nt much u can do.

U just have to tag along and see if d babe does nt fall for him. As for treating his Bleep up, trust me u need nt raise a finger. He's surely gonna get whats coming for him.

Ladies hate guys dat snitches, so be rest assured, u hv ntng to fear.

jonaifame22:
mehn, the guy fell my hand, buh it's jus dat he's a good friend who has taking some risk for me apart frm that blessing itua fight. Buh women are his weakness.

adedayo3193:


YOU ALSO??

Ghosttt:

guy shey no gal beat u wen u small?

adedayo3193:
Op Ure a disgrace to the boyhood, three boys vs a girl shame on you

adedayo3193:




Well ure right though,but the girl was way bigger than I was then

AyamStarch:
Lwkm, this story funny die

Autoconfianza:
U need this

jonaifame22:
I jus read the whole thing now and I laffed like madt

valdovas:

The guy that wrote it has cool comedy skills. what site is it from?

McBrooklyn:

jonaifame22:
u're back

Boss, Not like I left like that before though... You wey just dey knack upandan as per Badt guy wey you be...

McBrooklyn:


Boss, Not like I left like that before though... You wey just dey knack upandan as per Badt guy wey you be...

jonaifame22:
my guy, mehn no much time for fvckn again o, cos my apprentice has gone and it's jus me and I've to deal wth the multitude that God has blessed my business with.

LOL... You're right, Boss... Keep on increasing 'em pussy mileage...

McBrooklyn:


LOL... You're right, Boss... Keep on increasing 'em pussy mileage...