We can't do without farting but some how we have to either conceal it or pass the blame to another person or thing. See some funny ways people fart when they act in public.

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Dominique
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Tosyne2much
Do you fart in public?

Rocknation and Farano which are you guilty of?

The best option is to flee the crime scene if you did it silently.

When you're eating eba and egusi soup and somebody mess

mazimee:
The best option is to flee the crime scene if you did it silently.

What about if is happens to the thunderous fart?

tosyne2much:
When you're eating and somebody polite

Will you abandon the food?

You make one keep calm and straight face like you were not even in the room.

Na so i sidan for viewing center 1day dey watch ball, as nature call me n so I answer with like 5 secs uninterrupted power mess.. People strt to check deir pocket if na deir 4ne dey vibrate..

I just bone dey watch my match.

Luckily my club bin dey loose so I had a good reason to bone

BadBlaize:
Na so i sidan for viewing center 1day dey watch ball, as nature call me n so I answer with like 5 secs uninterrupted power mess.. People strt to check deir pocket if na deir 4ne dey vibrate..

I just bone dey watch my match.

Luckily my club bin dey loose so I had a good reason to bone

My experience was on a date with this dude, the thing just come silently like "fiiiaaaaàa", na so I carry perfume de spray my body. the dude started asking if I had " mouth odour", I just told him "it's fine"

funny enough growing up I bin think say girls nede mess..
bt wait if u hadn't gone out with ur perf how e for be for you

ibibiofirstlady:
Will you abandon the food?

Abandon the food ke? I'm not going to do that

BadBlaize:
funny enough growing up I bin think say girls nede mess..

bt wait if u hadn't gone out with ur perf how e for be for you

I always go out with my perf. It has saved me from shame even in Lagos when I did it inside LAGBUS


Back in primary school, girls always ascribe their fart to some dudes around

tosyne2much:
Abandon the food ke? I'm not going to do that

So which strategy do you employ when you fart in public?

ibibiofirstlady:

So which strategy do you employ when you fart in public?

I barely do that in public places especially where people are gathered

funny comments

OK

When u mess where two soldiers they chop and them come look u since na only u dey restaurant

tosyne2much:
I barely do that in public places especially where people are gathered

Barely there being the prevailing word here.

SirMichael1:

Barely there being the prevailing word here.

That kind thing bro