ibkayee:
Hmm not hygiene wise but a temporary roommate had sex in the same room I was in thinking I was sleeping

Gourdoinc:
I remember living with that pig who for reasons I can't fathom, thought taking regular baths will make him melt. maybe someone somewhere told him he was made of salt. the room would stink like a pigsty anytime nepa takes light. what irked me most was his love for taking siestas on my bed with his BO flavoured sweat. I thought life had gotten better when he graduated only for the real bush pig to be my new roommate.

in comes isoko man(donk know how and why he got that name despite not being from there). he uses plates and pots and plans to wash them at the end of the semester, people claim the boxers he wore and entered my room for the first time was what he wore since his matriculation, and I can firmly say he wore it on his convocation. apparently the grime and slime had made it stick to his buttocks that changing it was practically impossible. he knew this fact and yet he was a partial nudist who on little provocation would strip down to that boxers. imagine when a brown coloured boxers has faded to gray cloured brown with sufficient signs of accumulated skid marks.

this boy loved to eat beans once it has rottened abit, b3cause he deliberately leaves it without warming for days before he resumes the cooking. he will store the drained beans water in his corner and even corpses in a cemetery could be awoken by such a stench which usually emanates after weeks. no matter what you say, how much you yell, he will tell you that maximum you can leave the room. nobody eelver kicks him out, many run for dear life. this is a man who never had a gf all while I knew him and thus had no motivation to change his behavior. he was a swine all through university.

if you watch him eat, you will throw up all you have eaten since Christmas and new year. a man who prepared stale okro soup and when the animal and marine life finished in the soup, added boiled eggs to the okro soup for his dinner.

nobody ever tried eating his food by error or my robbery. those who didn't heed this recent warning went home with severe cases of stomach virus. it's very possible he added his stool to help his beans ferment, because for the life of me, beans shouldn't smell that bad, even if it was prepared in hell fire

Chiscomax:
Justin was his name, he croaks his throat and spits in the room. Piglet! I had to Quarrel with him always for my survival

Bigsteveg:

You mean a guy came to have sex with your roomie with you inside. Sorry to say that guy is a jerk. Either you sleeping or not, it's not proper except you aren't around, a quickie can easily go.

kennygee:
Lol.

In my final year room in the hostel, I lived with another final year student and some others, this chic was a runs girl and her clique of friends were also runs girls, her friends would visit her in the hostel and they would gist every single dirty and gory detail of their sexcapades not minding that they were not alone in the room.

They didn't care, you could either block your ears or leave the room.

That is my own idea of disgusting.

Gourdoinc:
I thought life had gotten better when he graduated only for the real bush pig to be my new roommate.

ibkayee:
Hmm not hygiene wise but a temporary roommate had sex in the same room I was in thinking I was sleeping

maxiuc:
I am that disgusting roommate

Case closed

Wishaky:
Yeah, can never forget about her in my life, she was my worst nightmare, back then at University of Nigeria Enugu campus, we were in our medical hostel and she was my a year junior, a lady from Ogbulafor village in Nsukka, its when I want to read that she will remember the audio tape of her Pastor Mbaka of adoration night and she will soo much loud her speaker that people from other rooms will now start complaining, she start cooking her local food nd soup inside the room nd everywhere wil be smelling, if this she travelled home then, if she travelled home then, we use to be very happy nd relax, we were 4 in the room but non of us could dare her, we used to hear her stories of how she beats her room mates at Nsukka during her precollege, and she once threatened to beat me, she was so dirty eehh, it was so worst that I had to ran away from the room and started scouting with one of my Yoruba sister in her room then, she and her room mates will just be laughing at me that I left my whole bed space empty and was sharing half bed with them, I really wish to see meet her once again but can't fear her like then.

murphyibiam15:

which hostel did you stay in unec.. Ibiam, Adelabu; Ojukwu; mariere; manua or new hostel?

I stayed in GH

Wishaky:

I stayed in Adeleke Adelabu both B and C wing, ibiam and Manua

murphyibiam15:

that's cool.. what did u study in unec

murphyibiam15:

that's cool.. what did u study in unec

Wishaky:



Guess am on hot seat?

murphyibiam15:

Hahahahaha... not so... guess we came out from same institution and decided to ask..

Wishaky:

Its okey, was only pulling your legs. It was from Health Sciences

naijamakossa:
The guy na chronic masturbator.

his matress is at the top and mine below,the first day I noticed some split water spraying on my head I thought it was someone spreading holy water in the room or na Ac water ,na so I Comot head to check ,the guy was busy

Gourdoinc:
I remember living with that pig who for reasons I can't fathom, thought taking regular baths will make him melt. maybe someone somewhere told him he was made of salt. the room would stink like a pigsty anytime nepa takes light. what irked me most was his love for taking siestas on my bed with his BO flavoured sweat. I thought life had gotten better when he graduated only for the real bush pig to be my new roommate.

in comes isoko man(donk know how and why he got that name despite not being from there). he uses plates and pots and plans to wash them at the end of the semester, people claim the boxers he wore and entered my room for the first time was what he wore since his matriculation, and I can firmly say he wore it on his convocation. apparently the grime and slime had made it stick to his buttocks that changing it was practically impossible. he knew this fact and yet he was a partial nudist who on little provocation would strip down to that boxers. imagine when a brown coloured boxers has faded to gray cloured brown with sufficient signs of accumulated skid marks.

this boy loved to eat beans once it has rottened abit, b3cause he deliberately leaves it without warming for days before he resumes the cooking. he will store the drained beans water in his corner and even corpses in a cemetery could be awoken by such a stench which usually emanates after weeks. no matter what you say, how much you yell, he will tell you that maximum you can leave the room. nobody eelver kicks him out, many run for dear life. this is a man who never had a gf all while I knew him and thus had no motivation to change his behavior. he was a swine all through university.

if you watch him eat, you will throw up all you have eaten since Christmas and new year. a man who prepared stale okro soup and when the animal and marine life finished in the soup, added boiled eggs to the okro soup for his dinner.

nobody ever tried eating his food by error or my robbery. those who didn't heed this recent warning went home with severe cases of stomach virus. it's very possible he added his stool to help his beans ferment, because for the life of me, beans shouldn't smell that bad, even if it was prepared in hell fire

murphyibiam15:

that's great.. I studied medicine.. finished 2015

HenryDion:


In such case, you dare not disturb