Lol! I dey tell you

imurboss:


I would have even prefered the nurses to be female sef, all these male will just be chooking hand anyhow inside somebori....hian. It gives me cold shivers o and it actually made me depressed after my first delivery cos i couldn't imagine someone chooking hand inside me...chai,women dey see something

Stingy bumpers
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Eminya:

I guess she is just being concerned. I had the same experience in my place of work too, colleagues and even gate man kept giving me the pity look and saying I should go on leave. Well I finally applied for annual leave/maternity leave and it was approved since 28th of August. It's gonna be a long 4 months for me It's well teamie, Oct is just 12 days away.

Even if my belle long dey touch steering when i dey drive, i no go apply for leave unless i am ready to start. I am even managing my 25 working days leave so i can carry am join my 3 months maternity leave so I can have full fledged 4 month and 1 week to nurse my LO...Make no body come put sand sand for my garri

Chijiuche:


I am still a virgin ooo

You are still a fajin?

To everyone that have chook mouth, naomi14 imurboss anugod thanks. Let me stay with my LMP and any day baby decides tó come.
#teamoctoberforstrenght

sassyangel1:


As ur pregnancy progresses, reduce ur intake of milo or any sugary tea except if u decide to substitute wth honey n Lipton so dt baby wee nt be weighing 10kg n making us to be wawuing on this thread.

I for like the wawu but i no want traaaa for my vajayjay

proudmom38:


And na only me like food o, you dey eat jollof rice dey drink tea for 60 night non stop.

All hail the king!
King of food

thotianna:
Hi everyone. Please I need advice, I am about 23wks so far and 3wks ago, I started noticing this pressure and pain in the upper outer part of my jajaina. I for ignore am as regular pregnancy symptom but I researched google and they said feeling pressure on jajaina is one of many signs of impending preterm labor.
Pls who knows anything about such pain? It gets worse when I walk around and I don't feel it when lying down. I dont know whether I should ignore it or start panicking.

panic will do you no good! Have your doctor check you out instead. All the best .

kelizosuy:
Good morning mamas

How will somebori even know that her water has broken sef . Me that's urinating 200times a day, doesn't it feel like urine?

Urine you can control it's flow and it stops. Amniotic fluid will just be flowing by itself and you won't be able to control it.

See your doc if you feel it's more than mere urine.

Giddyperson:
I had an episiotomy but Forzarush and some other mamas have had bigger babies with no tear. I was 41 weeks.

Chai! Women are strong oo.Its well. I think I need that supernatural childbirth book.Pls can you send to me?Will send you a PM.Thanks

Dearest mamas. Pls wot does CONTRACTION actually feel like?
I'm 37weeks gone & i've been having serious lower abdominal pain/menstrual like pain since lastnight.
Is dis wot contraction feels like?
Pls dont jump and pass mamas.

casler:

Calm down, even as one confesses positively, praying for safe delivery. Moderation sure is key, but have an open mind. Don't feed fears. Tears and emergency CS is not the worst that could happen to a pregnant woman.

Sigh* You are right ma.Guess it's cos the day is drawing closer.Thanks for the pep talk.

CoolOne1:
@firsttymmum, pls i would love to get the mother and child hair band/ pieces that you make. Ow do i get in touch with u?

@Zaynie, ow far, have u been able to reach her?

Yes I did.
I was going to negotiate with her this week cos my cash was trapped elsewhere but is now getting released.

Nimi22:
Mamas pls o quick question. Do i calculate gestational age with scan or LMP? I have 2 weeks difference between both. I'm 34wks now doc and scan tells me 36 which one will i follow pls?

I prefer LMP sha If you are sure when you had your last period.

Then look forward to delivering within 2 weeks! Before or after the date(your lmp gives)To avoid unnecessary tension.

proudmom38:


Some hospital sef with this chooking hand of a thing, wetin dem dey find? Lol. I was checked down there 3× only, first when my nurse friend wanted to closed from her morning shilt (I asked her to) and I was 2 cm dilated, (that was 2pm)
Second time was when my gyna came in at 5pm, he checked and I was 5cm dilated.

The third third time was when I had the urge to push at 5.35pm (that's when I was fully dilated)


But maybe it's because I was induced sha.

hmm I guess because I was still pressing phone at 6cm, everyone thought the other person was lying until they checked for themselves, that would account for the first three checks. When the real pain started I said hell no to any unnecessary chooking.

flawlesskayc:
Dearest mamas. Pls wot does CONTRACTION actually feel like?
I'm 37weeks gone & i've been having serious lower abdominal pain/menstrual like pain since lastnight.
Is dis wot contraction feels like?
Pls dont jump and pass mamas.

It's very likely! Time the start and end of the intense pain to see it's frequency and duration

Go to the hospital should it persist! Safe delivery to you .

Liftedhands:
I prefer LMP sha If you are sure when you had your last period.

Then look forward to delivering within 2 weeks! Before or after the date(your lmp gives)To avoid unnecessary tension.

Thanks mama fresh.

My hitherto invisible otubo is now showing.....
#21weeks
Cc: curvilicious

sassyangel1:


Well, 3.2kg to 3.7kg is ideal tho. Buh, once I hear dt baby's weigh is more dan 3.5kg, I'll jst caution myself n reduce consumption till my date of delivery.

Fear fear, u never see person wey dey eat once in a day n still give birth to 5.5kg baby

Elixir123:

Chai! Women are strong oo.Its well. I think I need that supernatural childbirth book.Pls can you send to me?Will send you a PM.Thanks

cant access my nl mail for now. I could send it before the week ends tho if you don't get it before then. Tagging people that might have the book. Naomi14, Jazzyjazz, all mamas

Lol... I'm just asking so that I will know oh.
Thanks for the information

Liftedhands:
Urine you can control it's flow and it stops. Amniotic fluid will just be flowing by itself and you won't be able to control it.

See your doc if you feel it's more than mere urine.

imurboss:


Yes o, we thank God october is very near but people are even more expectant than the person carrying the load, na wa o.You're lucky to have 4mths, mine is 3mths hence the reason why i will like it to start counting after delivery, even the 3mths sef may not be enough for me talk more of if i now start the leave now....Thanks teamie

Lol, 'expectant than the person carrying the load'. My boss is very troublesome, I travel daily to the LGA I work in which is about 1hr15mins drive morning and evening, plus my hubby is in a different state. I didn't have the opportunity to register for ante natal, I was always having pelvic pains that wouldn't allow me walk plus all other stress. I just had to apply the leave before stress would make me born b4 time. Since I left, I started enjoying my preggy very well, I keep praying she gets transferred to another LGA or state cos me can't deal with her wahala when I resume.

curvilicious:


All hail the king!
King of food

My mentor

Giddyperson:
hmm I guess because I was still pressing phone at 6cm, everyone thought the other person was lying until they checked for themselves, that would account for the first three checks. When the real pain started I said hell no to any unnecessary chooking.

Lol. That painful sontin

Giddyperson:
cant access my nl mail for now. I could send it before the week ends tho if you don't get it before then. Tagging people that might have the book. Naomi14, Jazzyjazz, all mamas

OK ,thanks .Here's my email
Modified
Already gotten
Thanks

ifyalways:
Happy Sunday mamas.

E-omugwo is Bae sipping my drink, sunbathing my dry Nyash, while face timing with grand daughter and giving instructions to DIL.
Wishing easy delivery to the rest of the mamas

Congratulations. God bless you and your family. E no easy at all.

Bomgirl:
My hitherto invisible otubo is now showing.....
#21weeks

Wehdone ma
My own does as tho its wresting with all my outfits

proudmom38:


Fear fear, u never see person wey dey eat once in a day n still give birth to 5.5kg baby

Ewoh!!!! Walai ehn, if to say Na via mouth pikin dey Comot from ehn I no go mind mk lo weigh 20kg. Buh u see wen I remember Hw my small hole go bring forth big baby !!! I go jst adjust my chopping tinz. It's well o.

curvilicious:


I for like the wawu but i no want traaaa for my vajayjay

Lolllzzzz.... U prefer to be clapperboard.

proudmom38:


Fear fear, u never see person wey dey eat once in a day n still give birth to 5.5kg baby

why u dey wucked like this?

sassyangel1:


Ewoh!!!! Walai ehn, if to say Na via mouth pikin dey Comot from ehn I no go mind mk lo weigh 20kg. Buh u see wen I remember Hw my small hole go bring forth big baby !!! I go jst adjust my chopping tinz. It's well o.

If na mouth pikin dey follow person for just kpai after delivery or before cos throat for just dey burst anyhow.

curvilicious:


why u dey wucked like this?

My dear na d truth o.