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Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 5:32pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked....

Let me tell u what u don't know. Cameroon and Nigeria have the same climate conditions. We re very close to u guys. Maybe u don't know that.

I like ur confident. That's cool. wink

No.. I don't live close to that area.


Oh I know perfectly. We share the boundary of lake chad with you guys but I wouldn't say that about the climate though. Yours is fairly extreme compaired to ours-Sokoto's climate could be sparring with your country though but we ain't the same.

You've never been to Nigeria, so you'll never really know. Are they handsome guys over there? The tall, pink lip, sexy with a nice baritone voice and abs? Are they busty, curvy, jaw dropping, dead gorgeous with boobs and tits in the right places over there??

I do most times I wonder how Cameroon survives, I don't get to hear about them like I do with Ghana and SA, I thought you guys had golds unmined in abundance
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by amakadihot87(f): 5:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
28 yrs
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 7:02pm On Sep 24, 2017
Evaberry:



:-/

flirt!!!!

Always flirting with all NL girls

don't bother denying, I have screenshots!

aha!! So theres the reason you're always scared and unwilling to reply me mentions huh (theres even a 98% chance she'd ignore this mention too) cheesy

oh c'mon that up there @bolded is definitely an exaggeration na.................they aiint even up to 187 yet and its not flirting hun, its more like explicit chatting undecided undecided
except you wanna show me a screenshot telling the meaning of a flirt to prove otherwise grin grin

and ermm this one you've got screenshots of my every e-move and comments,......are you by any chance stalking me shocked wink grin
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2017
sunshineR:


aha!! So theres the reason you're always scared and unwilling to reply me mentions huh (theres even a 98% chance she'd ignore this mention too) cheesy

oh c'mon that up there @bolded is definitely an exaggeration na.................they aiint even up to 187 yet and its not flirting hun, its more like explicit chatting undecided undecided
except you wanna show me a screenshot telling the meaning of a flirt to prove otherwise grin grin

and ermm this one you've got screenshots of my every e-move and comments,......are you by any chance stalking me shocked wink grin


yes Iam and yes I have screenshots of your flirtations with other girls.

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Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 7:13pm On Sep 24, 2017
Evaberry:



yes Iam and yes I have screenshots of your flirtations with other girls.

and shes begining to grow some balls and replying my mentions grin grin

and wow!!
This is serious o shocked shocked

i still dont think i'm a flirt though even though i agree to being compulsive wink grin

mind showing me a screenshot of one of my allerged infamous flirting spree
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 7:17pm On Sep 24, 2017
Blackhawk01:


Not up to a year na, it's actually one month and a day. cheesy tongue

heheheh
i see

and hey one of me informants (agent sarafa) just told me you were being truthful when you said you're now single

shes says its been a month and a day since the break up
plus she tells me you're in a weak emotional state now and i can subtly move in and win ur hand then ur heart , trust and finally ur love now grin grin
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 7:29pm On Sep 24, 2017
19 Years
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Blackhawk01: 7:30pm On Sep 24, 2017
sunshineR:


heheheh
i see

and hey one of me informants (agent sarafa) just told me you were being truthful when you said you're now single

shes says its been a month and a day since the break up
plus she tells me you're in a weak emotional state now and i can subtly move in and win ur hand then ur heart , trust and finally ur love now grin grin

Agent Sarafa is spot on! cry

Weak? Errrrrmmm, maybe but then, I'm super aggressive and defensive now, it's gonna take more than enough to move in. angry undecided
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 7:48pm On Sep 24, 2017
MissJoy29:

Really? I'm lucky? In what way? Enlighten me biko

So ur nt enjoyin bein in a relationship?
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 7:51pm On Sep 24, 2017
Blackhawk01:


Agent Sarafa is spot on! cry

Weak? Errrrrmmm, maybe but then, I'm super aggressive and defensive now, it's gonna take more than enough to move in. angry undecided

cheesy cheesy
told you i've got a reliable source......sources actually grin grin

lmao........aggresive huh? cheesy
its alright..........we'll find a way to get around things

and hopefully we wont get to celebrate the 2-months anniversary before we find you a new boo (theres a _5% chance it could be _____ lipsrsealed)

how was service today smiley
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Olifiz(m): 7:54pm On Sep 24, 2017
Suddenly all these girls are single denying em' bfs on a platter
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 7:54pm On Sep 24, 2017
Evaberry:



yes Iam and yes I have screenshots of your flirtations with other girls.

still patiently waiting hun grin grin

or has me stalker with thick sexy thighs suddenly gone coward again undecided cheesy
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 7:57pm On Sep 24, 2017
sunshineR:


still patiently waiting hun grin grin

or has me stalker with thick sexy thighs suddenly gone coward again undecided cheesy

nope. I don't feel like sharing your flirtations. just know I have them screenshot. you flirt too much!
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by SingleDaddy: 8:11pm On Sep 24, 2017
sunshineG:
grin hope this manager will not be like wenger grin
Trophyless manager grin
Biko I am not arsenal

grin if ur head get oil, trophies go come.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Blackhawk01: 8:23pm On Sep 24, 2017
sunshineR:


cheesy cheesy
told you i've got a reliable source......sources actually grin grin

lmao........aggresive huh? cheesy
its alright..........we'll find a way to get around things

and hopefully we wont get to celebrate the 2-months anniversary before we find you a new boo (theres a _5% chance it could be _____ lipsrsealed)

how was service today smiley

Source kor saucepan nii undecided

Lol. I want to celebrate 2months but I doubt the possibility of that happening sha. wink

Service was lit! Twas like the return of the lost sheep, after many months skipping Sunday service. cool
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 8:33pm On Sep 24, 2017
One month or so. I'm not always single for long.

When the relationship is really over, I use one month to get over the person then move on with my life, I ain't pausing my happiness or my life for anybody.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by jericco1(m): 8:36pm On Sep 24, 2017
I don't know what to consider a date coz I'm insatiable when it comes to that... Anyway since 2012...
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by jericco1(m): 8:49pm On Sep 24, 2017
Burna88:
m'y own don pass thé coming of christ grin
you're still young, you'll get your chance.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 8:53pm On Sep 24, 2017
Evaberry:


nope. I don't feel like sharing your flirtations. just know I have them screenshot. you flirt too much!

cheesy cheesy
ever heard the saying: "guys who chat explicitly (not flirt) online are overly loyal offline" smiley

i still believe i aiint a flirt and i think you should check the 3rd sentence on my personal text in my profile to clarify this whole shiiiiii grin

do mention me when you feel you're ready to share in my "explicit chats"

and for the record you just won urself a week of trolling and my "precious crush for 2 months
i.e i'll be crushing on you for the next two months and troll you for a week kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 9:04pm On Sep 24, 2017
Blackhawk01:


Source kor saucepan nii undecided

Lol. I want to celebrate 2months but I doubt the possibility of that happening sha. wink

Service was lit! Twas like the return of the lost sheep, after many months skipping Sunday service. cool

for real? @bolded shocked shocked

mehn you're lucky the world didnt come to an end on sept 23rd like dem numerilogists predicted cos you would have been the HOD in one of dem departments in the hotest abysmal part of hell cheesy cheesy

shey you stood up as one of the new comers sha undecided

and yeah yeah i get it..............................take a month and 2 weeks to sulk and perharps cry then pick another random guy from the 1450 guys in queue and make him the new boo/lucky guy
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Rukkydelta(f): 9:15pm On Sep 24, 2017
tosyne2much:
Guys no dey your area?
Them dey wella
I'm not just into guys that much and don't have any reason to be in a relationship
#No homo#
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 9:19pm On Sep 24, 2017
Just 55 minutes ago.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by tosyne2much(m): 9:20pm On Sep 24, 2017
Rukkydelta:

Them dey wella
I'm not just into guys that much and don't have any reason to be in a relationship
#No homo#
So it means you've never been in love?
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Blackhawk01: 9:21pm On Sep 24, 2017
sunshineR:


for real? @bolded shocked shocked

mehn you're lucky the world didnt come to an end on sept 23rd like dem numerilogists predicted cos you would have been the HOD in one of dem departments in the hotest abysmal part of hell cheesy cheesy

shey you stood up as one of the new comers sha undecided

and yeah yeah i get it..............................take a month and 2 weeks to sulk and perharps cry then pick another random guy from the 1450 guys in queue and make the new boo and lucky guy


Lol. Can't argue that. lipsrsealed

My pastor sang first timer's song for me oooo grin

Pick another guy? Nah! Reuniting with my ex, probably. wink
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Rukkydelta(f): 9:22pm On Sep 24, 2017
tosyne2much:
So it means you've never been in love?
Nope
Though I have had crushes
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Wuminity(f): 9:24pm On Sep 24, 2017
Mine was twenty years, there was no time for relationship or affection... lol
My focus was on how to get a better and fulfilling future.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by tosyne2much(m): 9:25pm On Sep 24, 2017
Rukkydelta:

Nope
Though I have had crushes
Maybe because you feel you're too young for it


BTW, are you still a teen?
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Blackhawk01: 9:26pm On Sep 24, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
Just 55 minutes ago.

Welcome to the club cool

Hope you ain't hurting like some of us. cry embarassed
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Blackhawk01: 9:27pm On Sep 24, 2017
tosyne2much:
Maybe because you feel you're too young for it


BTW, are you still a teen?

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Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 9:28pm On Sep 24, 2017
Blackhawk01:



Lol. Can't argue that. lipsrsealed

My pastor sang first timer's song for me oooo grin

Pick another guy? Nah! Reuniting with my ex, probably. wink


lmao

ur pastor's a real gee cheesy cheesy..............he shoulda even re-baptized you on the spot

reuniting ke? angry..........

No try am o if you dont want se.un to sack lala and employ mr.cork as a mod angry
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Rukkydelta(f): 9:30pm On Sep 24, 2017
tosyne2much:
Maybe because you feel you're too young for it


BTW, are you still a teen?
Lol
Let me just say I'm a young adult

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Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Blackhawk01: 9:38pm On Sep 24, 2017
sunshineR:



lmao

ur pastor's a real gee cheesy cheesy..............he shoulda even re-baptized you on the spot

reuniting ke? angry..........

No try am o if you dont want se.un to sack lala and employ mr.cork as a mod angry

Realest gee oooo. The youths planned on coming to my house sef. Never been baptised actually, never passed baptismal class. lipsrsealed

Why not? The feelings are still there na sad

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