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Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by tosyne2much(m): 11:48pm On Sep 26, 2017
oluwashedy:
Two years and counting.... It appears relationship on this part of planet earth is a waste of resources both human and capital combined
Very funny cheesy
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by tosyne2much(m): 11:50pm On Sep 26, 2017
MistaBabz:
26 years, all my life I have been single & shying away from ladies even as friends. And now my predicament is I want to marry but I don't know how to start relating to a lady.

NB: I'm a quiet kind of guy who talk less(introvertive by nature).
Oooooh! It's been a lonely journey for you oooo.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by afoshat: 1:56am On Sep 27, 2017
Huh 4. Days
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by MissJoy29(f): 6:31am On Sep 27, 2017
uwammebi:


Now am convinced ur a series junkie like me.

I can't believe I skiped "friends".
I don dey old cheesy
Loved it to bits.That's like throwback tho. Ill hav 2 add "martin" n "fresh prince of bell air" to my throwbacks too.
Was a big "seeker" fan too. Used to drool over "mother confessor" n d sexy "mod-sith" grin
V the alien series? Wasn't that In2 it.
Yeah....I'm a real series junkie...lol
I love friends and it's look-alike series(how I met your mother)
I will also have to add "my wife and kids" to my throwbacks.
Yes, V, the alien series. I was sooooo into it.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 6:49am On Sep 27, 2017
MissJoy29:

Yeah....I'm a real series junkie...lol
I love friends and it's look-alike series(how I met your mother)
I will also have to add "my wife and kids" to my throwbacks.
Yes, V, the alien series. I was sooooo into it.



V? Seriously? Well, ok. One mans meat I guess...

Let me recommend one u should watch:
Jane the virgin
About a girl who gets to be accidentaly artificially inseminated with a fertilized egg wen she went for a random test.
And the Unborn foetus belongs to her boss.

Oh, n good morning.
Slept well?
U up early
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by MissJoy29(f): 6:52am On Sep 27, 2017
uwammebi:



V? Seriously? Well, ok. One mans meat I guess...

Let me recommend one u should watch:
Jane the virgin
About a girl who gets to be accidentaly artificially inseminated with a fertilized egg wen she went for a random test.
And the Unborn foetus belongs to her boss.

Oh, n good morning.
Slept well?
U up early
Yeah...I loved V.
I will definitely watch it. It sounds really interesting. How many seasons does it have?

Goodmorning too. I did sleep well. You? I'm preparing to go to work.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 7:13am On Sep 27, 2017
MissJoy29:

Yeah...I loved V.
I will definitely watch it. It sounds really interesting. How many seasons does it have?

Goodmorning too. I did sleep well. You? I'm preparing to go to work.

3 seasons at d moment.

Ull love it, I promise.
It gets complicated cos she's never had sex n wants to wait till she's married to her fiance who gets d shock of his life when he gets d news.
She also wants to have it aborted but her boss (whom she once had a crush on) begs her not to cos he's been tryna hav a kid with his own wife for years without success.

Oh,work? Am off 2day.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by MissJoy29(f): 7:26am On Sep 27, 2017
uwammebi:


3 seasons at d moment.

Ull love it, I promise.
It gets complicated cos she's never had sex n wants to wait till she's married to her fiance who gets d shock of his life when he gets d news.
She also wants to have it aborted but her boss (whom she once had a crush on) begs her not to cos he's been tryna hav a kid with his own wife for years without success.

Oh,work? Am off 2day.
Don't spoil the show for me by telling me all about it please! I will get it. It does sound intriguing and interesting.
Off? Alright. That's good. Do enjoy your day then.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by BoyHuncho(m): 7:37am On Sep 27, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Conji is a idiot oooo, making me bleep anyhow, anyways Ive been single like from June this year, that my ex that has small dick

sorry dear..

Ah could help u out tho..I gat a 20-inchhhh konndooo wink
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 7:38am On Sep 27, 2017
MissJoy29:

Don't spoil the show for me by telling me all about it please! I will get it. It does sound intriguing and interesting.
Off? Alright. That's good. Do enjoy your day then.

cheesy

Ill try 2.

Beep weneva u can.

(Na who get ds thread? Sorry we r derailin it)grin
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by MissJoy29(f): 7:44am On Sep 27, 2017
uwammebi:


cheesy

Ill try 2.

Beep weneva u can.

(Na who get ds thread? Sorry we r derailin it)grin
Alright. I will.
I have been thinking about that since. Don’t mind us...lol
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by oluwashedy: 11:49am On Sep 27, 2017
It is true oo
tosyne2much:
Very funny cheesy
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 12:01am On Sep 28, 2017
MissJoy29:

Alright. I will.
I have been thinking about that since. Don’t mind us...lol

miss joy, how ya?
mind if i we chat on another platform? (whatsapp,FB, etc?)
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 12:35am On Sep 28, 2017
uhmmm i've been single all ma life and still counting angry
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by MissJoy29(f): 8:04am On Sep 28, 2017
uwammebi:


miss joy, how ya?
mind if i we chat on another platform? (whatsapp,FB, etc?)
I'm fine & you? Goodmorning.
I don't think I mind
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 8:42am On Sep 28, 2017
MissJoy29:

I'm fine & you? Goodmorning.
I don't think I mind

k. i PM'ed you. check ur mail
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by MissJoy29(f): 6:48pm On Sep 28, 2017
uwammebi:


k. i PM'ed you. check ur mail
Alright I will check it. Goodevening
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Felimore: 10:24pm On Sep 28, 2017
You are very funny eh! But you are right
taylor88:
the rate of konji in this country is mind blowing







I might be single for 10yrs but can't go 5 days without sex




don't quote me and spew trash, the Nigeria economy is too harsh to carry frustrated spermatozoa around

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