Dear Paul and Peter,

I have just been informed that one of you unilaterally announced the ‘split’ of the crisis-prone P-Square. That’s an act of self-determination. It is treasonable and worthy of classification as terrorism .

I recall that your late mother paid me a visit at my Daura home a couple of years ago. We shared dinner and discussed late into the night. And we agreed that the unity of P-Square would forever remain non-negotiable.

My aides told me that you 'separated' sometime last year, tasted uneventful solo musical careers, reconciled, and went back to making great music. I missed the story. Nigerian newspapers conspired to leave me in the dark by not doing cartoon impressions of the development. But you can’t try that secessionist stunt on my wide-awake watch.

You were made a group by fetal amalgamation. You were created twins. Your unity is a settled matter.

I am aware that your relationship has been dogged by rancor, discord and spite for a long while. You barely manage to function as one singing unit. Yet, you must endure the attrition and accept that you have been trapped by fate. You must continue to collaborate and conjure love songs from your shared bitterness.

None of you can go his separate way. You must stay together even though your group can hardly agree on anything except that you both mutually resent each other and can’t address the root cause of the contention.

I am told both of you are talented dancers. You must quickly return to the normal of hostile partnership. You don’t want my troops to teach you a lesson in Python Dance.

Muhammadu Buhari (GCFR)
President and Commander-in-Chief
Federal Republic of Nigeria.

http://saharareporters.com/2017/09/28/buhari-writes-paul-and-peter-unity-p-square-non-negotiable-emmanuel-ugwu

Make dem move this to Joke Section jare

lol Buhari's genre of music is those skinny light skinned , curled hair boys hanging sticks around their necks swinging from side to side and not Psquare

Dry, I see no humour in this

SweetJoystick:
Dry, I see no humour in this

go and sit down, take your breakfast

Make him send python dance to their house

Pls leave Buhari out of this

SweetJoystick:
Dry, I see no humour in this

unbearable pain within

nototribalist:
go and sit down, take your breakfast

Sh'it!!!

At least they got Buhari's attention

Lolz....

Did he write letter to IPOB before sending phyton dance? He should just do the needful.

Lol! P'square should be careful o, this one wey Buhari don show interest for dem matter. If dem no corporate FG go soon declare them a terrorist group. To be forewarned is to be forearmed!

Dear Feter and Faul,ua unity izza not negotiable

lol

lilol

GavelSlam:
Appears the letter worked then.

They are back together again.

looks like some people on this thread are not noticing that it's a joke

I just hope the Python isn't unleashed on P square. Well, they are capable dancers too.

Many of the people commenting here truly believe this writeup is from Buhari. Na wa o for some people's gullibility.

This sounds like a satire..

tolufase:
Did he write letter to IPOB before sending phyton dance? He should just do the needful.

who told you the letter is from buhari!

Lol

Yes, P-Square Unity in not negotiable. It has been settled from heaven and shall remain so until they return back to heaven. Any attempt to do otherwise is treasonable and will be treated as such.

the army will soon raid the home of psquare with an "operation bizzybody dance", after which they'll be proscribed and treated as terrorists.


insha allahu (amin).

and the useless man @74 continues his show of shame mad man buhari