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Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Celcius: 7:36am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Dear Paul and Peter, I have just been informed that one of you unilaterally announced the ‘split’ of the crisis-prone P-Square. That’s an act of self-determination. It is treasonable and worthy of classification as terrorism . I recall that your late mother paid me a visit at my Daura home a couple of years ago. We shared dinner and discussed late into the night. And we agreed that the unity of P-Square would forever remain non-negotiable. My aides told me that you 'separated' sometime last year, tasted uneventful solo musical careers, reconciled, and went back to making great music. I missed the story. Nigerian newspapers conspired to leave me in the dark by not doing cartoon impressions of the development. But you can’t try that secessionist stunt on my wide-awake watch. You were made a group by fetal amalgamation. You were created twins. Your unity is a settled matter. I am aware that your relationship has been dogged by rancor, discord and spite for a long while. You barely manage to function as one singing unit. Yet, you must endure the attrition and accept that you have been trapped by fate. You must continue to collaborate and conjure love songs from your shared bitterness. None of you can go his separate way. You must stay together even though your group can hardly agree on anything except that you both mutually resent each other and can’t address the root cause of the contention. I am told both of you are talented dancers. You must quickly return to the normal of hostile partnership. You don’t want my troops to teach you a lesson in Python Dance. Muhammadu Buhari (GCFR) President and Commander-in-Chief Federal Republic of Nigeria. http://saharareporters.com/2017/09/28/buhari-writes-paul-and-peter-unity-p-square-non-negotiable-emmanuel-ugwu 6 Likes
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Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Tolexander: 7:38am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Make dem move this to Joke Section jare 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:48am On Sep 29, 2017 |
lol Buhari's genre of music is those skinny light skinned , curled hair boys hanging sticks around their necks swinging from side to side and not Psquare |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by SweetJoystick(m): 7:49am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Dry, I see no humour in this 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by nototribalist: 7:50am On Sep 29, 2017 |
SweetJoystick:go and sit down, take your breakfast 16 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by paiz: 7:53am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Make him send python dance to their house 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by ayourbamie: 7:54am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Pls leave Buhari out of this |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by PureMe01: 8:13am On Sep 29, 2017 |
SweetJoystick:unbearable pain within 10 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Tapout(m): 9:03am On Sep 29, 2017 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Nemesis1: 9:15am On Sep 29, 2017 |
At least they got Buhari's attention |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by ammyluv2002(f): 9:20am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Lolz.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by tolufase: 9:28am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Did he write letter to IPOB before sending phyton dance? He should just do the needful. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by dodelight(m): 9:34am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Lol! P'square should be careful o, this one wey Buhari don show interest for dem matter. If dem no corporate FG go soon declare them a terrorist group. To be forewarned is to be forearmed! |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Greenback: 9:55am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Dear Feter and Faul,ua unity izza not negotiable ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by AkProsper(m): 10:06am On Sep 29, 2017 |
lol |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by GavelSlam: 10:06am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Appears the letter worked then. They are back together again. |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Supersuave2(m): 11:14am On Sep 29, 2017 |
lilol GavelSlam:looks like some people on this thread are not noticing that it's a joke 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Masterclass32: 11:16am On Sep 29, 2017 |
![]() ![]() ![]() I just hope the Python isn't unleashed on P square. Well, they are capable dancers too. |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Daviddson(m): 11:17am On Sep 29, 2017 |
Many of the people commenting here truly believe this writeup is from Buhari. Na wa o for some people's gullibility. |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:48am On Sep 29, 2017 |
This sounds like a satire.. |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by ikemesit4477: 2:21pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
tolufase:who told you the letter is from buhari! |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by bedspread: 2:23pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
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Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Omofunaab2: 4:33pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by efighter: 5:18pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
Yes, P-Square Unity in not negotiable. It has been settled from heaven and shall remain so until they return back to heaven. Any attempt to do otherwise is treasonable and will be treated as such. |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by FTreloaded(m): 5:40pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
the army will soon raid the home of psquare with an "operation bizzybody dance", after which they'll be proscribed and treated as terrorists. insha allahu (amin). |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by Adiola(f): 5:51pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
and the useless man @74 continues his show of shame mad man buhari |
Re: Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-square Is Non-negotiable by ibkayee(f): 6:11pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
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