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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 1:13pm On Sep 30, 2017
feddy27:
Hello mamas kiss kiss kiss


Happy Independence weekend smiley

hey mama
we missed baby fedora's birthday

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 1:15pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
Current location: On the floor of the visitors toilet

Current Situation: I can't poo cry

What did you eat this time: One whole tin of minime chinchin family size

Why did you eat it: I was bored at work and there was no other snack.

Did you drink water after eating it: Yes I did, a lot

So why can't you still poo: My village people are after me

What do you want the rest of the world to do about it: Please pray for me. I'm having contractions and my waist is on fire like I'm in labour cheesy

u don com wt this ur constipation again....
ur long throat sef na wa
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Nobody: 1:33pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
Current location: On the floor of the visitors toilet

Current Situation: I can't poo cry

What did you eat this time: One whole tin of minime chinchin family size

Why did you eat it: I was bored at work and there was no other snack.

Did you drink water after eating it: Yes I did, a lot

So why can't you still poo: My village people are after me

What do you want the rest of the world to do about it: Please pray for me. I'm having contractions and my waist is on fire like I'm in labour cheesy

Chin-chin you didn't share and you want us to pray for you. Eat alone and contract alone

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 1:40pm On Sep 30, 2017
Prettyhurts:


Chin-chin you didn't share and you want us to pray for you. Eat alone and contract alone
I always knew my village people were on nl. Same thing hubby said cry
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 1:41pm On Sep 30, 2017
enque:


u don com wt this ur constipation again....
ur long throat sef na wa
Is it your long throat? Common sorry you can say. tongue
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Mzleemah(f): 1:58pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
Current location: On the floor of the visitors toilet

Current Situation: I can't poo cry

What did you eat this time: One whole tin of minime chinchin family size

Why did you eat it: I was bored at work and there was no other snack.

Did you drink water after eating it: Yes I did, a lot

So why can't you still poo: My village people are after me

What do you want the rest of the world to do about it: Please pray for me. I'm having contractions and my waist is on fire like I'm in labour cheesy
when you were eating the chin chin who did you call, labor is not new to you so happy contracting
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 2:02pm On Sep 30, 2017
Mzleemah:
when you were eating the chin chin who did you call, labor is not new to you so happy contracting
you people are mean. I'm going on exile
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Nobody: 2:08pm On Sep 30, 2017
Were you not the one who ate lots of agbalumo and couldn't poo sometime last year abi na dis year tongue tongue tongue now it's chinchin turn grin oya ask hubby to get you that pill that helps one to poo.
Giddyperson:
Current location: On the floor of the visitors toilet

Current Situation: I can't poo cry

What did you eat this time: One whole tin of minime chinchin family size

Why did you eat it: I was bored at work and there was no other snack.

Did you drink water after eating it: Yes I did, a lot

So why can't you still poo: My village people are after me

What do you want the rest of the world to do about it: Please pray for me. I'm having contractions and my waist is on fire like I'm in labour cheesy

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 2:12pm On Sep 30, 2017
Naomi14:
Were you not the one who ate lots of agbalumo and couldn't poo sometime last year abi na dis year tongue tongue tongue now it's chinchin turn grin oya ask hubby to get you that pill that helps one to poo.
ayaf do it kiss
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Mzleemah(f): 2:18pm On Sep 30, 2017
feddy27:


Great formula
Had no issues with it
Helps relieve colic
thank you for the review, God save this man today, i told him to get baby's food (nan) when coming from work only for him to surface with this one saying is it not the same since its all from nestle.
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 2:28pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
Is it your long throat? Common sorry you can say. tongue

Better goan look for suction pipe and suck out ur poopoo cheesy
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Nobody: 2:28pm On Sep 30, 2017
Thank goodness! cheesy
Giddyperson:
ayaf do it kiss
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by hunniesuzie: 2:34pm On Sep 30, 2017
I was constipated for about 4 days last week and I thought of you. Can't even remember why I didn't come here to ask for help. Thought I was going to run mad

Sorry hun grin

Giddyperson:
Current location: On the floor of the visitors toilet

Current Situation: I can't poo cry

What did you eat this time: One whole tin of minime chinchin family size

Why did you eat it: I was bored at work and there was no other snack.

Did you drink water after eating it: Yes I did, a lot

So why can't you still poo: My village people are after me

What do you want the rest of the world to do about it: Please pray for me. I'm having contractions and my waist is on fire like I'm in labour cheesy
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 2:43pm On Sep 30, 2017
Mzleemah:
thank you for the review, God save this man today, i told him to get baby's food (nan) when coming from work only for him to surface with this one saying is it not the same since its all from nestle.

Choi! wink cheesy
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Fyngal1(f): 2:45pm On Sep 30, 2017
hunniesuzie:
I was constipated for about 4 days last week and I thought of you. Can't even remember why I didn't come here to ask for help. Thought I was going to run mad

Sorry hun grin


lol @bolded. so, giddyperson is now synonymous with constipa*coughs* grin grin grin grin

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 2:45pm On Sep 30, 2017
hunniesuzie:
I was constipated for about 4 days last week and I thought of you. Can't even remember why I didn't come here to ask for help. Thought I was going to run mad

Sorry hun grin


4 days?...ahnahn!
U chop stone?
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Mzleemah(f): 2:59pm On Sep 30, 2017
enque:


Choi! wink cheesy
what i do?
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 3:11pm On Sep 30, 2017
hunniesuzie:
I was constipated for about 4 days last week and I thought of you. Can't even remember why I didn't come here to ask for help. Thought I was going to run mad

Sorry hun grin

Finally some empathy cheesy I knew better than to allow mine last more than a day again. Thank u
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 3:12pm On Sep 30, 2017
Fyngal1:


lol @bolded. so, giddyperson is now synonymous with constipa*coughs* grin grin grin grin
trouble fisherwoman
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 3:14pm On Sep 30, 2017
enque:


Better goan look for suction pipe and suck out ur poopoo cheesy
my village person
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 3:33pm On Sep 30, 2017
Mzleemah:
what i do?

Nothing o....
Just strolling by tongue
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by realdentist(f): 3:39pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
cheesy Use that instrument that's used to detect earthquake
If you get am abeg gimme. hope giddy baby is letting u sleep now
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by realdentist(f): 3:49pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
Biko who knows where I can download jeniva's diiiary, there's a long weekend ahead and I wanna make it worth my while
have you checked YouTube?
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Burntcoal(f): 3:51pm On Sep 30, 2017
olempe:


Ogbomosho is too local. Relocate.
warn ursef ooooo. y u follow me come here. smiles. pls ple shkd reply
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by realdentist(f): 3:52pm On Sep 30, 2017
nadesh:
Please help a ftm, Ave nobody but myself, dh and this thread. Is this nappy rash? I use Huggies(red), coconut oil all over her bum and body. She's just 14 days old and this came out three days ago. Should I apply sudocream, change her diaper brand or stop applying coconut oil.
other mamas hv answered u. kpele we didn't see ur post on time
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by realdentist(f): 3:55pm On Sep 30, 2017
jazzyjazz:


You posted the first question at 12.36
The second at 12.40
And then this one at 12.59!

And you're saying no one wants to help you
Today is Friday! Moat mama's are at work!
Some take precious time out to answer questions over and over again

You need to apply patience here otherwise you won't get what you're looking for!
jazzy babe, u don turn no nonsense mama o

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by myrygurl: 3:56pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
Finally some empathy cheesy I knew better than to allow mine last more than a day again. Thank u

Have you tried queensnow's agbogrin...Am sure it will do justice to the stubborn poop
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by realdentist(f): 3:59pm On Sep 30, 2017
olempe:


Ogbomosho is too local. Relocate.
who be dis person. na u go tell am where to live?
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by realdentist(f): 4:02pm On Sep 30, 2017
Trendytessy:



She said we will take her to these native people for them to treat it.
no try am o. before they will give ur baby all these untested and unlicensed medicine
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by realdentist(f): 4:11pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
Current location: On the floor of the visitors toilet

Current Situation: I can't poo cry

What did you eat this time: One whole tin of minime chinchin family size

Why did you eat it: I was bored at work and there was no other snack.

Did you drink water after eating it: Yes I did, a lot

So why can't you still poo: My village people are after me

What do you want the rest of the world to do about it: Please pray for me. I'm having contractions and my waist is on fire like I'm in labour cheesy
abeg be putting garden egg in ur bag to work. so when you're bored you can "snack " on it.
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 4:16pm On Sep 30, 2017
realdentist:

If you get am abeg gimme. hope giddy baby is letting u sleep now
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realdentist:
have you checked YouTube?
I've watched all the ones available on YouTube, I want more. I slept better last night, I brought a duvet for hubby to use and make himself comfortable on the floor, then I slept on the bed with the baby grin
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Fyngal1(f): 4:20pm On Sep 30, 2017
Giddyperson:
[ I've watched all the ones available on YouTube, I want more. I slept better last night, I brought a duvet for hubby to use and make himself comfortable on the floor, then I slept on the bed with the baby grin

wucked sombodi grin. so, what happens to night 'recreational activities'? tongue tongue

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