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Krystaal:
# This morning, A slay queen majestically
walked into a GTBank and said she wants
to open a Facebook account....
Ayam still waiting for my turn to faint cos
we are fainting turn by Turn

lol

Yoruba people are misusing the respect that they grew up with. . Even after collecting money from the Atm they go down on their knees".
BTW I'm Yoruba

A german girl married a Spanish man and went to spain...She can't speak Spanish...Each time she wants to buy chicken legs she would lift her skirt & show her thighs or enable the seller understand her....This went on for some time...One day she wanted to buy banana ...So she took her husband to the shop...(dont laugh yet, listen dirty minds)
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well .

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When you have a big fight with her, and still angry at each other. you see her naked but the dick shows " I am not part of the stupid fight, i forgive her".

Only few would understand!

Its a very big embarrassment to use a condom when having sex with a girl from Ekiti.
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She will go around the whole state, telling everyone that "His dick is new, its even still in a plastic".

I even heard that it's because of Afe Babalola university pringles was taken to Ekiti

My sister you don't owe anybody a flat stomach. . You can continue with that air bag, its yours

Black Parents Will Fall Asleep While Watching News And Wake Up When You're About To Change The Channel.

Dissapointment is when your new girlfriend visit you for the first time, and take off her bra.
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Then the breast goes down like a garage door. It will be like "Krrrr paa", then the nipples points her toes.

A slay queen died in my area , her family searched for the pictures they will use as her obituary, all the pics she had was either smokingshisha, bending legs & stretching mouth . So they used her mother's pic and wrote "The Daughter of this Woman is dead"

Scientists are still trying to understand why a circular pizza is kept in a square box and eaten in triangles

Public clinics will humble you... You'll hear a nurse say "those with TB one side and those with HIV please follow me."

I want to change my Facebook name to "Benefits". . If a girl add me, it will say "You are friends with Benefits".

Slender girls are very cool and sexy.
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Until she is pregnant, then she will be looking like python that swallowed a goat.

Krystaal:
A german girl married a Spanish man and went to spain...She can't speak Spanish...Each time she wants to buy chicken legs she would lift her skirt & show her thighs or enable the seller understand her....This went on for some time...One day she wanted to buy banana ...So she took her husband to the shop...(dont laugh yet, listen dirty minds)
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well .

lol nice jokes. you can also be posting more of this jokes on my online forum joke site. just check my signature for the link

Krystaal:
# God told a black man: ask me anything u want and i will give it to you , but i will give double to your neighbor . Then he started thinking. If i ask 10billions he will give 20billions to my neighbor , if i ask 100billions, he will give him 200billions. Then he asked God to remove one of his eyes
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Which country can such a man be from?

Chai ! Naija of course.

Witchcraft is when you spend the whole day enjoying with your new Bae.
When you log on Facebook, your Bae's status says "What a boring day"

When you took your Bae to School then she Graduates and dumps you...so when you pass by her House. Her siblings start calling you.."Uncle Bursary"

The Elephant asked the Camel..."Why do you have Boobs on your Back?...The Camel replied...
"That's a Stupid question coming from someone who has a Dick on his Face!!

"A girl invited her Boyfriend over for a Dinner in Her House so he could meet her Parents.
While they were eating,it started raining Heavily,So the girl's mother said "I think you should sleep over here because the Rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon!"
After eating, the Mother went to the Toilet and the Father went to sleep while the Girl went to the Kitchen to clean the plates."
When the girl and her Mother returned to the sitting room.he was not there! They checked all over the House and didn't find him.
As they were wondering what happened to him, He walked back into the house,really soaked and with plastic bag.
Girl's mother:"Why are you so wet?
boyfriend :"I went to get my Pyjamas"

If not that I am Allergic to Apple , What is iPhone 8 that somebody cannot buy

That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero. My brother just forget about the explanation and go your way peacefully.

Using a public toilet without lock is really annoying, Anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door so they'd know someone is inside

Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelings

Before you marry a Nigerian fair lady...ask her for her secondary school pictures so that you will know the colour of your children.....my brother say NO to 419

When she posts a status " I miss my Bae".
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Then about about 6 guys begins to feel special, at the same time. She's confusing our brothers

It's very confusing. No matter how reckless a fat girl may sit wit their legs opened.
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Bt your won't see anything my brother. That's unfair isn't it ?.

It is so bad in South Africa that just one drop of rain and everybody starts to feel Hot

A prostitute was was raped in Hillbrow, and the case was attended at the magistrate court.
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Magistrate : Why did you open a rape case two weeks after the rape took place ?.
Prostitute : I noticed that i have been raped after the cheque bounced in the bank.

I just walked pass a motel at Kubwa. One of the hookers said "Hey brother #1,000 with a condom and #1,500 without a condom".
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I realised that the kitten costs #1,000, but if you want it flesh then you must pay extra #500, and get HiV/AiDS.

•How guys ask for Girl's Number?
"Baby,this chat is getting boring here are you on WhatsApp?
•How guys ask if a girl has a Boyfriend?
"You really do look pretty,your boyfriend is so lucky to have you.Hope he has told you this?
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•How girls ask for Recharge card
"I'm really enjoying your Chat dear,because you are so lovely.I would have loved to continue but my MB is almost finished.I wish I had more credit to recharge.
•How girls ask if guys have girlfriend?
"Hmmm,you wan

Our friend was accusing people for witchcraft, because he is failing all his subjects.
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Then we decided to put him through a test. On the school closing day, we decided to put a 1kg stone in his school bag, and he came back with it today.

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