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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 4:05pm On Oct 05, 2017
teehamzat:

Erect offcourse wink
Err.. 6-7 inches.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 4:16pm On Oct 05, 2017
makydebbie:
Err.. 6-7 inches.
Most ladies who like it huge can't even embrace the pain, are you guilty of this? cool
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 4:17pm On Oct 05, 2017
teehamzat:

Most ladies who like it huge can't even embrace the pain, are you guilty of this? cool
Hahahaha, maybe. grin
But I love adventures. tongue
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 7:51pm On Oct 05, 2017
makydebbie:
Hahahaha, maybe. grin
But I love adventures. tongue
Hmmmm...it is mouth upon mouth, you would run at the slightest chance...yes we know your type grin

If i knew you were this naughty, i wouldn't have had an e-fight with you...so apology accepted, i forgive you cool
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 7:55pm On Oct 05, 2017
teehamzat:

Hmmmm...it is mouth upon mouth, you would run at the slightest chance...yes we know your type grin

If i knew you were this naughty, i wouldn't have had an e-fight with you...so apology accepted, i forgive you cool

Nah, I won't run only when it's small, nothing bad in trying something bigger. Like I said, I love adventures, I'm open to new challenges. kiss

Is this your way of saying sorry? undecided
You're forgiven. tongue
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 8:13pm On Oct 05, 2017
makydebbie:
Nah, I won't run only when it's small, nothing bad in trying something bigger. Like I said, I love adventures, I'm open to new challenges. kiss

Is this your way of saying sorry? undecided
You're forgiven. tongue
Why did you bring me here undecided
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 8:16pm On Oct 05, 2017
teehamzat:

Why did you bring me here undecided
Because I can't answer your question on that thread. undecided
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 8:55pm On Oct 05, 2017
makydebbie:
Because I can't answer your question on that thread. undecided
Who are you giving hard face? Don't ruin your beauty! Did teeh.amzat just admit that! smiley

And as regards your previous post, you never jam confam aboki! You will forget adventure and cry like a 2 year old grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 8:58pm On Oct 05, 2017
teehamzat:

Who are you giving hard face? Don't ruin your beauty! Did teeh.amzat just admit that! smiley

And as regards your previous post, you never jam confam aboki! You will forget adventure and cry like a 2 year old grin

grin grin
Yea he did, it's very obvious. wink

Hahahaha.. I know right? What will I be doing with an aboki in the first place na. embarassed
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Hhenryy: 7:24pm On Oct 06, 2017
makydebbie:
Nah, I won't run only when it's small, nothing bad in trying something bigger. Like I said, I love adventures, I'm open to new challenges. kiss

Is this your way of saying sorry? undecided
You're forgiven. tongue

Busted! you are a guy, operating a male moniker.

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 7:34pm On Oct 06, 2017
Hhenryy:


Busted! you are a guy, operating a male moniker.
Only a fool will say this. Now that I'm busted, go create a thread on it.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Hhenryy: 8:05pm On Oct 06, 2017
makydebbie:


[s] Only a fool will say this. Now that I'm busted, go create a thread on it [/s] .

Continue ranting and whining under anonymity..

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 8:07pm On Oct 06, 2017
Hhenryy:


Continue ranting and whining under anonymity..
Lool, newbie. I giff up. You wan use me shine go on bro, nothing do you. grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Cannicus: 9:17pm On Oct 06, 2017
Hannysmilez:
My day was great,thank you. The kids are doing really well as well. How are you?

Sorry about your friend, but a little contraception would have gone a long way.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2017
makydebbie:
Lool, newbie. I giff up. You wan use me shine go on bro, nothing do you. grin
grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Hannysmilez(f): 10:28pm On Oct 06, 2017
Cannicus:


Sorry about your friend, but a little contraception would have gone a long way.

I know right.
Contraception would have gone all the way and made all the difference.

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by cogsej06(m): 8:13am On Oct 07, 2017
Hello beautiful peeps, I need a wifey..... Thought I myt be connected here.

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 10:16am On Oct 07, 2017
teehamzat:

grin
I just checked profile na even newbie. grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 11:07am On Oct 07, 2017
makydebbie:
I just checked profile na even newbie. grin
Imagine him calling an old timer like makky a dude,i couldn't hold not chuckling grin

How are you today? As for me, i have time for NL today, so spice things up dear, you dig? wink
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 11:27am On Oct 07, 2017
teehamzat:

Imagine him calling an old timer like makky a dude,i couldn't hold not chuckling grin

How are you today? As for me, i have time for NL today, so spice things up dear, you dig? wink
Honestly, if they're gonna to do FBI with someone's moniker it's shouldn't be me. grin

I'm good jare, still feeling sleepy. Nl is dry these days me that was looking forward to miss nl and it looks like they're not doing it again. I dig. wink
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 12:39pm On Oct 07, 2017
makydebbie:
Honestly, if they're gonna to do FBI with someone's moniker it's shouldn't be me. grin

I'm good jare, still feeling sleepy. Nl is dry these days me that was looking forward to miss nl and it looks like they're not doing it again. I dig. wink
smiley

Sleepy? Around this time? Wow! Was it that pleasurable that you had to take it all through the night?, now exhaustion sets in...pele...

Yea! miss nl hit the rocks already.....i can't anticipate, since ya'll ladies did not represent...lol esp you smiley
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 12:47pm On Oct 07, 2017
teehamzat:

smiley

Sleepy? Around this time? Wow! Was it that pleasurable that you had to take it all through the night?, now exhaustion sets in...pele...

Yea! miss nl hit the rocks already.....i can't anticipate, since ya'll ladies did not represent...lol esp you smiley
Be like say you wan chop slap. grin
There's this book I'm reading that made me sleep late jare and I've not finished reading sef. And I love sleeping no be my fault sef, boring house. sad

Lol, I'm not interested jare.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 1:02pm On Oct 07, 2017
makydebbie:
Be like say you wan chop slap. grin
There's this book I'm reading that made me sleep late jare and I've not finished reading sef. And I love sleeping no be my fault sef, boring house. sad

Lol, I'm not interested jare.
I have less penchant towards books....i would rather watch, if i pick up a book, it is to fasten my journey to dreamland, won't you rather be like me and watch movies/documentaries instead....nothing exists in books that can't be set into motion/play smiley
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 1:15pm On Oct 07, 2017
teehamzat:

I have less penchant towards books....i would rather watch, if i pick up a book, it is to fasten my journey to dreamland, won't you rather be like me and watch movies/documentaries instead....nothing exists in books that can't be set into motion/play smiley
I just love reading. I could spend the whole day reading and doing nothing else. And I'm selective about movies.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 1:21pm On Oct 07, 2017
makydebbie:
I just love reading. I could spend the whole day reading and doing nothing else. And I'm selective about movies.
Okaaaay....that being said!

So what genre of movies catches your interest?, please do not bore me sad
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 1:23pm On Oct 07, 2017
teehamzat:

Okaaaay....that being said!

So what genre of movies catches your interest?, please do not bore me sad
Why do I have the feeling I'm about to bore you? grin

Anything but romantic movies and I'm game.
My favorite are action and horror.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 1:31pm On Oct 07, 2017
makydebbie:
Why do I have the feeling I'm about to bore you? grin

Anything but romantic movies and I'm game.
My favorite are action and horror.
Well well well! You did not! grin

I was expecting you to pick romance over action/horror, but you have chosen well...was that where the thought of slapping me emanated from? smiley

Now i know why you challenge the male folks a lot, standing head to head, no holds barred...hmmm..you are a wild cat, just like rola cheesy
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 1:39pm On Oct 07, 2017
teehamzat:

Well well well! You did not! grin

I was expecting you to pick romance over action/horror, but you have chosen well...was that where the thought of slapping emanated from? smiley

Now i know why you challenge the male folks a lot, standing head to head, no holds barred...hmmm..you are a wild cat, just like rola cheesy
Oh thank God I didn't. grin

I hate romantic movies, they make life look easy. It's like they're bent on deceiving me on purpose, deception is the word. There's nothing like happy ending or Cinderella story. I hate Disney and Telemundo too. I swear to God my children will be banned from watching such, can't twist their mentality at such an early age. grin

Let's say the slap came from wwe, I'm a die hard wwe fan. I've told my mum when I eventually make it in life, we'll go watch a pay per view match live even if it's just once. Because we're the only die hard fans in the house. grin
Let's also say I challenge them because I hate any form of bullying, either cyber or reality. Because I am the last born and I was really bullied by my elder ones but they taught me life lessons, so I stand up to bullies. And yea action movies also played a big role.


See epistle I don type for you. grin Chai I agree today that I can talk for Africa and beyond. grin

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 3:02pm On Oct 07, 2017
makydebbie:
Oh thank God I didn't. grin

I hate romantic movies, they make life look easy. It's like they're bent on deceiving me on purpose, deception is the word. There's nothing like happy ending or Cinderella story. I hate Disney and Telemundo too. I swear to God my children will be banned from watching such, can't twist their mentality at such an early age. grin

Let's say the slap came from wwe, I'm a die hard wwe fan. I've told my mum when I eventually make it in life, we'll go watch a pay per view match live even if it's just once. Because we're the only die hard fans in the house. grin
Let's also say I challenge them because I hate any form of bullying, either cyber or reality. Because I am the last born and I was really bullied by my elder ones but they taught me life lessons, so I stand up to bullies. And yea action movies also played a big role.


See epistle I don type for you. grin Chai I agree today that I can talk for Africa and beyond. grin

We are hardly appreciating romantic movies in this recent era, because there’s nothing new in them. Plus, we succumb ourselves to the "happy ending" in such movies( true talk),which is entirely different from what true love/relationship entails,it is just not reality, what we see in such movies and what happens in the real world are two differerent things.

They sell to us an unrealistic version of what a partner should be like, and if the other doesn't match up to it, so many things set in, expectations becomes the highest priority...well we can't blame them, afterall it is just for the sales smiley

But do not get me wrong, i do not hate it, but it should be at the tiniest minimum in any movie that interests me, for example , jason statham kills all the bad guys , gets injured in the process admist that, he still finds time to play an uncensored romance with lopez, now that is my kind of movie...top notch! grin

I love WWE a lot, especially SMACKDOWN, i have a few selected wrestlers i love to see them "SD" in play...lol, yea i know you love it, i see your comments in the wwe section...a rare person you are!

Now this is the part i won't gree oooo, ahan , so because you are the last born, you wantu chase us comot patapata, last born-s are meant to be pampered , spoilt and weak, your own just different...hmmmm...but i like the fact that you were well bullied wink

And i promised i was not gonna type long, the last time i typed this long, i was having an e-fight with a Ghanaian...you see her? Tell her am sorry grin

And lastly you can talk for africa wink
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by makydebbie(f): 5:54pm On Oct 07, 2017
teehamzat:


We are hardly appreciating romantic movies in this recent era, because there’s nothing new in them. Plus, we succumb ourselves to the "happy ending" in such movies( true talk),which is entirely different from what true love/relationship entails,it is just not reality, what we see in such movies and what happens in the real world are two differerent things.

They sell to us an unrealistic version of what a partner should be like, and if the other doesn't match up to it, so many things set in, expectations becomes the highest priority...well we can't blame them, afterall it is just for the sales smiley

But do not get me wrong, i do not hate it, but it should be at the tiniest minimum in any movie that interests me, for example , jason statham kills all the bad guys , gets injured in the process admist that, he still finds time to play an uncensored romance with lopez, now that is my kind of movie...top notch! grin

I love WWE a lot, especially SMACKDOWN, i have a few selected wrestlers i love to see them "SD" in play...lol, yea i know you love it, i see your comments in the wwe section...a rare person you are!

Now this is the part i won't gree oooo, ahan , so because you are the last born, you wantu chase us comot patapata, last born-s are meant to be pampered , spoilt and weak, your own just different...hmmmm...but i like the fact that you were well bullied wink

And i promised i was not gonna type long, the last time i typed this long, i was having an e-fight with a Ghanaian...you see her? Tell her am sorry grin

And lastly you can talk for africa wink

Wow! see who's saying I can talk. tongue
I'm just waking up jare, actually mum woke me up. embarassed

I share the same views with you on romantic movies. And it's so predictable! And I love it when it's hard for me to say what'll happen next. I mean, it keeps me glued. Just like watching one stupid Telemundo that Paloma loves Diego and there's the rival that loves Diego and there's this guy that'll stop at nothing to get Paloma, the world is against Paloma and Diego's union and something happens and the antagonists dies then everyone loves their union and they live happily ever after. Scam!! grin


I'm also an Harry Potter fan, I love movies about werewolves and all I even believe vampires and alphas are real. shocked

Yay! I watched smackdown yesterday. Me I think I love both sha I'm just missing my baby Chris Jericho. cry
Who is your favorite wwe diva? Mine is sasha banks. I miss those moments when she carried the title. I love Charlotte too in SD.


Me I will gree oo, I had two brothers, (one of blessed memory), so it's just one brother and three sisters. And they all bullied me. Well, except the second to the last born who was also bullied so we fought our way together. And lastly, growing up in a foreign land also thickened our bones. Because we were all bullied in school, including the bullies at home.

Apologies accepted, and she's sorry too. kiss

I said I won't type plenty oo, but see me here again. I cant help it. grin but you can talk as much as me. grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by teehamzat(m): 7:58pm On Oct 07, 2017
makydebbie:
Wow! see who's saying I can talk. tongue
I'm just waking up jare, actually mum woke me up. embarassed

I share the same views with you on romantic movies. And it's so predictable! And I love it when it's hard for me to say what'll happen next. I mean, it keeps me glued. Just like watching one stupid Telemundo that Paloma loves Diego and there's the rival that loves Diego and there's this guy that'll stop at nothing to get Paloma, the world is against Paloma and Diego's union and something happens and the antagonists dies then everyone loves their union and they live happily ever after. Scam!! grin


I'm also an Harry Potter fan, I love movies about werewolves and all I even believe vampires and alphas are real. shocked

Yay! I watched smackdown yesterday. Me I think I love both sha I'm just missing my baby Chris Jericho. cry
Who is your favorite wwe diva? Mine is sasha banks. I miss those moments when she carried the title. I love Charlotte too in SD.


Me I will gree oo, I had two brothers, (one of blessed memory), so it's just one brother and three sisters. And they all bullied me. Well, except the second to the last born who was also bullied so we fought our way together. And lastly, growing up in a foreign land also thickened our bones. Because we were all bullied in school, including the bullies at home.

Apologies accepted, and she's sorry too. kiss

I said I won't type plenty oo, but see me here again. I cant help it. grin but you can talk as much as me. grin
wink
So if mum had not interrupted, you would still be deep in it...oloruuun iya ni e...(Google will not help so don't bother) smiley

A big scam dear, This part actually got me laughing hard, you really can make things look badder than it already is, you have mastered their act!

Our likes are aligned, i love everything that involves action,yea right, blood bath puts a smile on my face

My best performer has always been the undertaker,(nigga got swag) but another bully is roman reigns, then randy,his SD is deadly, hmmm best diva? No one jawe, but charlotte is an old timer, tho still holds so many titles, i respect her! So who won? Roman vs cena

This part got me stiff, forgive me, i did not know., am sorry to hear that sis! sad

Lol! Maky you'd be very tough oo, all those chics that would wear shorts underneath skirts just in case action happens..hmm it is well..

Lol, i compressed it enough this time grin

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