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Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 9:31am On Oct 08, 2017
Funny or Frustrating?
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by gboxbaba(m): 9:36am On Oct 08, 2017
Why would you even be a closet atheist, my family members know I don't go to church. Yes they wud preach to you every Sunday but that's just it. If you don't want to go to church don't go. Its simple
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by segunojo866: 9:39am On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
Funny or Frustrating?
like hell
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 10:00am On Oct 08, 2017
gboxbaba:
Why would you even be a closet atheist, my family members know I don't go to church. Yes they wud preach to you every Sunday but that's just it. If you don't want to go to church don't go. Its simple
FAmilies differ bro
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by DeSepiero(m): 10:27am On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
Funny or Frustrating?

As frustrating as watching Disney Junior and Nickelodeon TV channels every Saturday morning with toddlers.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by Edenoscar2(m): 12:22pm On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
FAmilies differ bro
Except you're a kid,you cant force a grown up to church
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 3:39pm On Oct 08, 2017
Edenoscar2:

Except you're a kid,you cant force a grown up to church
like i said families differ
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 4:26pm On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
like i said families differ

You are a kid. Period!

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by hopefulLandlord: 4:32pm On Oct 08, 2017
Edenoscar2:

Except you're a kid,you cant force a grown up to church

Nah, it doesn't work that way, there's no size fits all

there are adults who are also closet atheists, it depends on the level of seriousness the family has for things of religion

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by obinna58(m): 4:47pm On Oct 08, 2017
Both though I go on purpose
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by felixomor: 5:05pm On Oct 08, 2017
butterflyl1on:


You are a kid. Period!

LoL grin
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 5:32pm On Oct 08, 2017
butterflyl1on:


You are a kid. Period!
coming out as an atheist can sometimes cause pain to families. What lovIng mother would be at rest when she feels her child is hell bound. So going to church is a small sacrifice to see my folks happy. Besides every Sunday experience, my disbelief in religion is reaffirmed. So go troll someone else.

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by ABBkelvin(m): 5:39pm On Oct 08, 2017
felixomor:


LoL grin
I invited you to my most recent thread. Check it out and give your opinion or answer on it. Thanks
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 5:47pm On Oct 08, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


Nah, it doesn't work that way, there's no size fits all

there are adults who are also closet atheists, it depends on the level of seriousness the family has for things of religion
glad u are here bro
Need ur opinion on something. A bit private bt i might as well post it here. My fiancee knows about my disbelief, we are planning on tying the knot come may bt the problem is she doesn't want a church wedding cos she feels its wrong getting hunched in a system i don't believe in . Our parents meanwhile aren't even entertaining the idea of a court wedding.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by hopefulLandlord: 6:16pm On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
glad u are here bro
Need ur opinion on something. A bit private bt i might as well post it here. My fiancee knows about my disbelief, we are planning on tying the knot come may bt the problem is she doesn't want a church wedding cos she feels its wrong getting hunched in a system i don't believe in . Our parents meanwhile aren't even entertaining the idea of a court wedding.

well, I'm not exactly in your shoes so my opinion would be only based on the info you gave me

if I were you, I'd make sure I convince her to go for the church wedding as it barely matters in the grand scheme of things

but that's me, we all differ and I'd like to hear the opinion of other atheists
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 6:19pm On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
coming out as an atheist can sometimes cause pain to families. What lovIng mother would be at rest when she feels her child is hell bound. So going to church is a small sacrifice to see my folks happy. Besides every Sunday experience, my disbelief in religion is reaffirmed. So go troll someone else.

First and foremost let me show you proof you are a kid who obviously still lives in mama's house.

If you do not go to church who would know? (especially if you are self reliant).

So your "loving" mother would automatically conclude you are hell bound if you do not go to church? When does not going to church translate to being an atheist?

1. You do not have to tell her you are an atheist.
2. You can still not go to church yet not tell her you are an atheist
3. If you still live with her (which I know you do) you would then be saying the things you are saying.
4. If you did not live with her then who cares if you do or do not go to church? Certainly not your mother who lives in her own house.

You are a kid! Period!
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by vaxx: 6:26pm On Oct 08, 2017
butterflyl1on:


First and foremost let me show you proof you are a kid who obviously still lives in mama's house.

If you do not go to church who would know? (especially if you are self reliant).

So your "loving" mother would automatically conclude you are hell bound if you do not go to church? When does not going to church translate to being an atheist?

1. You do not have to tell her you are an atheist.
2. You can still not go to church yet not tell her you are an atheist
3. If you still live with her (which I know you do) you would then be saying the things you are saying.
4. If you did not live with her then who cares if you do or do not go to church? Certainly not your mother who lives in her own house.

You are a kid! Period!
Do you actually believe there is real atheist in Nigeria..?..or most of them are just temporal.....

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 6:31pm On Oct 08, 2017
butterflyl1on:


First and foremost let me show you proof you are a kid who obviously still lives in mama's house.

If you do not go to church who would know? (especially if you are self reliant).

So your "loving" mother would automatically conclude you are hell bound if you do not go to church? When does not going to church translate to being an atheist?

1. You do not have to tell her you are an atheist.
2. You can still not go to church yet not tell her you are an atheist
3. If you still live with her (which I know you do) you would then be saying the things you are saying.
4. If you did not live with her then who cares if you do or do not go to church? Certainly not your mother who lives in her own house.

You are a kid! Period!
u are dumb, sorry to say. What if my mom actually lives with me instead? Or what if i attend the same church as my parents? Look, leave the trolling the kings (felixmoron, sciencewatch and winner) , it doesn't suit u

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 6:37pm On Oct 08, 2017
vaxx:
Do you actually believe there is real atheist in Nigeria..?..or most of them are just temporal.....
I know its hard for u to imagine that there are actually nigerians who don't believe in talking donkeys, talking snakes and all. Btcellnet don't worry, it Will get better with time.

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by vaxx: 6:42pm On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
I know its hard for u to imagine that there are actually nigerians who don't believe in talking donkeys, talking snakes and all. Btcellnet don't worry, it Will get better with time.
lol..but you believe in talking apes...

I have meet one Nigerian atheist but not in Nigeria, i still consider him a joker anyway...

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by Humanistme: 7:03pm On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
coming out as an atheist can sometimes cause pain to families. What lovIng mother would be at rest when she feels her child is hell bound. So going to church is a small sacrifice to see my folks happy. Besides every Sunday experience, my disbelief in religion is reaffirmed. So go troll someone else.

you should have ignored the troll.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by Humanistme: 7:04pm On Oct 08, 2017
vaxx:
lol..but you believe in talking apes...

I have meet one Nigerian atheist but not in Nigeria, i still consider him a joker anyway...

You are free to believe want you want.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 7:22pm On Oct 08, 2017
vaxx:
Do you actually believe there is real atheist in Nigeria..?..or most of them are just temporal.....

My brother your guess is as good as mine o. grin

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by vaxx: 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2017
Humanistme:


You are free to believe want you want.
that's true bro....
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by JackBizzle: 9:21pm On Oct 08, 2017
butterflyl1on:


First and foremost let me show you proof you are a kid who obviously still lives in mama's house.

If you do not go to church who would know? (especially if you are self reliant).

So your "loving" mother would automatically conclude you are hell bound if you do not go to church? When does not going to church translate to being an atheist?

1. You do not have to tell her you are an atheist.
2. You can still not go to church yet not tell her you are an atheist
3. If you still live with her (which I know you do) you would then be saying the things you are saying.
4. If you did not live with her then who cares if you do or do not go to church? Certainly not your mother who lives in her own house.

You are a kid! Period!

The guy showed more maturity than you and gave a reasonable explanation. His mum lives with him.

You are a childish troll. Please, ask yourself why you are on this thread when you are not an atheist.

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by Edenoscar2(m): 9:37pm On Oct 08, 2017
theoneJabulani:
glad u are here bro
Need ur opinion on something. A bit private bt i might as well post it here. My fiancee knows about my disbelief, we are planning on tying the knot come may bt the problem is she doesn't want a church wedding cos she feels its wrong getting hunched in a system i don't believe in . Our parents meanwhile aren't even entertaining the idea of a court wedding.

Imo you guys should be able to take decisions on your own,you are both adults and your parents must recognise that irrespective of their religious beliefs
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by CatfishBilly: 10:53pm On Oct 08, 2017
vaxx:
lol..but you believe in talking apes...

I have meet one Nigerian atheist but not in Nigeria, i still consider him a joker anyway...
And the embodiment of discussion without insults has spoken.
Fuckkking hypocrite
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 11:16pm On Oct 08, 2017
JackBizzle:


The guy showed more maturity than you and gave a reasonable explanation. His mum lives with him.

You are a childish troll. Please, ask yourself why you are on this thread when you are not an atheist.

Which his mom lives with him? He said "what if"?

His mom lives with him indeed.

What are you doing in the religious section? Are you religious?

In your village an adult who cannot think for himself or take decisions for himself is an adult ba?

He and you are still kids period!
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 11:21pm On Oct 08, 2017
CatfishBilly:

And the embodiment of discussion without insults has spoken.
Fuckkking hypocrite

So telling someone who told him he believes in talking donkeys that the person believes in talking apes is now an insult?

I can see he was right about you. Ever since he commented on your egocentric nature you seem to have been monitoring him. Looking for a slip up and you thought this was it.

You are childish and silly. Your antics show your immaturity.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by CatfishBilly: 11:29pm On Oct 08, 2017
butterflyl1on:


So telling someone who told him he believes in talking donkeys that the person believes in talking apes is now an insult?

I can see he was right about you. Ever since he commented on your egocentric nature you seem to have been monitoring him. Looking for a slip up and you thought this was it.

You are childish and silly. Your antics show your immaturity.
I don't care what you think about me, I'm not bothered one bit.

So, him, uploading a picture that depicts the guy as brainless is not an insult?
Later vaxx will be shouting respect and no insults upandan. I can't stand hypocrites.

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 11:50pm On Oct 08, 2017
CatfishBilly:

I don't care what you think about me, I'm not bothered one bit.

So, him, uploading a picture that depicts the guy as brainless is not an insult?
Later vaxx will be shouting respect and no insults upandan. I can't stand hypocrites.

Is that the guys picture? I see no insult there. That was even a caricature of Dawkins so how does that offend you? Are you Dawkins or is the guy him?

Abeg go and sleep and stop making yourself look even more childishly silly.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by CatfishBilly: 11:54pm On Oct 08, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Is that the guys picture? I see no insult there. That was even a caricature of Dawkins so how does that offend you? Are you Dawkins or is the guy him?

Abeg go and sleep and stop making yourself look even more childishly silly.
Of course you and him would see no insult. But if it were the reverse he would be playing the victim. Just common correction na im una 2 carry for head. Let me hear him chide someone for being rude or utters "no insults" again fest

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