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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 9:01am On Oct 09, 2017
dopeJemi:


lemme introduce you to Alomo Bitters my brother, you feel the alcohol in your D**k
Lmao na scam! The original alomo no dey again! The one you would drink and be sweating in an air conditioned room
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 9:14am On Oct 09, 2017
A40:
Lmao na scam! The original alomo no dey again! The one you would drink and be sweating in an air conditioned room

hahahahaha, the first picture I posted, the short bottle, na the real one be that, just a sip with a spoon like say you dey take cough syrup and your head will not remain the same, your di.ck sef go high
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 9:16am On Oct 09, 2017
diggz:

Bwuahahahaha cheesy cheesy
this one no be for you Pa diggz, you are already on your 3rd offspring grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 9:18am On Oct 09, 2017
Thecassanova:
The dude bleeped up. Instead of him to take this or ...
you sabi
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 9:28am On Oct 09, 2017
dopeJemi:


this one no be for you Pa diggz, you are already on your 3rd offspring grin

Dope....u suppose know say warri no dey carry last for anything na....at all at all sef, say you shoot bird..... mama fly....na still draw e go end put.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 9:31am On Oct 09, 2017
dopeJemi:


lemme introduce you to Alomo Bitters my brother, you feel the alcohol in your D**k


Lol original Alomo no dey again. the drink is highly adulterated now.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by inMyOpeenion(f): 9:53am On Oct 09, 2017
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 9:58am On Oct 09, 2017
Hazard does not know that sterling is Not his mate. Stupid hidden Mocking someone better than him.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 10:01am On Oct 09, 2017
.............
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 10:01am On Oct 09, 2017
Hazard since 15/16: 92 games, 23 goals, 18 assists

Sterling since 15/16: 103 games, 27 goals, 27 assists .

Bitch sit your Ass Down

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 10:03am On Oct 09, 2017
Chelseafan1

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 10:33am On Oct 09, 2017
A40:
I don't get why people drink before knacks! That shyte is kryptonite but ninjas would never learn
like seriously that shii is rampant even ladies

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 10:40am On Oct 09, 2017
diggz:


Dope....u suppose know say warri no dey carry last for anything na....at all at all sef, say you shoot bird..... mama fly....na still draw e go end put.

hahahahahahaha, you are mad grin I hear you
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 10:42am On Oct 09, 2017
Elnino4ladies:


Lol original Alomo no dey again. the drink is highly adulterated now.
True sha, bought one bottle one time and it tasted like water and bitter leaf
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 11:05am On Oct 09, 2017
dopeJemi:


True sha, bought one bottle one time and it tasted like water and bitter leaf



LMAO at bitter leaf
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Fussbot: 11:15am On Oct 09, 2017
Lol "Agbara" is worse... Highness gan e no go give u...not to talk of standing ur 3rd leg... all those herbal drink na fraud now
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 11:26am On Oct 09, 2017
We still dey buy Alomo for this side sha.

Orijo one.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:27pm On Oct 09, 2017
Alomo and redbull should work
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:35pm On Oct 09, 2017
dopeJemi:


hahahahahahaha, you are mad grin I hear you


Burr seriously sha......that boy head no correct at all. He is not even bothered with his lack of playing time on the pitch and how that can affect him in the nearest future......dude dey pursue kpekus like omugo.

Wetin him wan achieve with the four girls wey 2girls no fit do under an hour? Even if his intention was to bring one of is nasty fantasies to life, why not have a clear plan to have things go your way? I am not sure there is any man who can take 4girls at a go without the help or assistance of a substance or more. Why didn't the ode...make necessary arrangement for stuffs that can increase his low libido and sustain it as well, instead of steeewpidly downing 2bottles of Bailey's?

I will completely understand if the person in question were to be a legit 21year old that was caught in a mess like this, not that grandpa ffs! Plus,him suppose Sabi say olosho bizness can go south at anytime T which can tarnish him image in a way....why didn't he just cut his losses and move on?

Now him family members and village people wey him refuse to epp...go dey laff am, as dem dey swear for am dey go....what a plank!*

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 12:36pm On Oct 09, 2017
Nihilstjnr:


Of course that's what they will say. No be Olosho? Have you ever heard of an honest olosho who tells the truth?

Here in the UK, when you book olosho for one hour, it's implied that you're booking them for up to one hour, and not a minimum of an hour.
It's a subtle difference you only find out after you cum in 10 mins, check your watch to realise there's time, and want to go for round 2 only to be told that your money don finish.

You sef peep those girls. Do they look like the type to collect 500 pounds for a full night? Even the ugly hookers Rooney was nacking were charging 1k+ per hour.

One of the girls was even complaining about how she broke her £600 Louboutin shoe. Those kind of girls won't spend all night with a guy for a price that's less than the cost of the shoe she's wearing... cheesy

Nah the real story is that Isaac wanted to do zina at Allen Avenue prices. And when he discovered that these hoes were charging per minute like MTN back in the day, he tried to intimidate then Naija style.

But this is UK. Omo tings a gwarn differently here. cheesy
lol I heard he has been offered an endorsement deal with Viagra so it not all bad for him.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:39pm On Oct 09, 2017
raumdeuter:
Alomo and redbull should work


Haaa.....Dayo my friend cheesy cheesy sey na to get erection or sustain am? And why will you want to even punish yourself, when your game plan is to have fun....?.abi no be the reason him use pay money?

Sey him wan just dey knack continuously for an hour plus before coming ni....?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 12:40pm On Oct 09, 2017
pamcode:
lol I heard he has been offered an endorsement deal with Viagra so it not all bad for him.



You kidding right? LMAO

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:41pm On Oct 09, 2017
pamcode:
lol I heard he has been offered an endorsement deal with Viagra so it not all bad for him.

Source pls...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 12:57pm On Oct 09, 2017
diggz:


Source pls...
it on his Wikipedia page.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 12:59pm On Oct 09, 2017
Elnino4ladies:




You kidding right? LMAO
lol I saw it on his Wikipedia page. I don't know if it a hoax sha.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 1:05pm On Oct 09, 2017
pamcode:
lol I saw it on his Wikipedia page. I don't know if it a hoax sha.



It must be a joke. lol
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 1:07pm On Oct 09, 2017
diggz:



Haaa.....Dayo my friend cheesy cheesy sey na to get erection or sustain am? And why will you want to even punish yourself, when your game plan is to have fun....?.abi no be the reason him use pay money?

Sey him wan just dey knack continuously for an hour plus before coming ni....?

Both o. Get erection and sustain am to last multiple babes.

what he did was to satisfy his fantasy. There's no way he can satisfactorily Bleep 3 girls in 1 hour never mind 4.
Even if na all night sef. After he finish, body go tell am.

So the suffering is part of the enjoyment. Shey you never hear of men wey go pay dominatrix to dey flog them? That one sef na enjoyment
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 1:35pm On Oct 09, 2017
raumdeuter:


Both o. Get erection and sustain am to last multiple babes.

what he did was to satisfy his fantasy. There's no way he can satisfactorily Bleep 3 girls in 1 hour never mind 4.
Even if na all night sef. After he finish, body go tell am.

So the suffering is part of the enjoyment. Shey you never hear of men wey go pay dominatrix to dey flog them? That one sef na enjoyment

Exactly.....

Make him sha no waste him money finish on olosho and shayo cuz life dey after soccer career end.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 1:40pm On Oct 09, 2017
diggz:


Exactly.....

Make him sha no waste him money finish on olosho and shayo cuz life dey after soccer career end.

Now he dey Watford he no dey see shirt, he will soon move to Turkey, from there Malaysia and be without a club. Later he will be asking Nigerians to help him with a coaching job and be blaming govt for neglecting former athletes like say dem follow am blow him money

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 1:42pm On Oct 09, 2017
pamcode:
it on his Wikipedia page.

Elnino4ladies:




It must be a joke. lol

Well......good in bad...nice one if it comes through.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 1:49pm On Oct 09, 2017
raumdeuter:


Now he dey Watford he no dey see shirt, he will soon move to Turkey, from there Malaysia and be without a club. Later he will be asking Nigerians to help him with a coaching job and be blaming govt for neglecting former athletes like say dem follow am blow him money


It is ridiculous my brother...£2,000 shocked shocked? if he does this regularly just imagine what he will have left at the end of the day. I know he thinks he is making plenty money right now but that money will disappear faster than he can imagine if he fails to manage it properly.


Boys don suppose use omokachi and co use learn.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 1:52pm On Oct 09, 2017
diggz:



Well......good in bad...nice one if it comes through.


Lol Good for him.

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