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My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by cristianisraeli: 12:51am On Oct 10, 2017
I've been with my girlfriend for over a year now, and I love everything about her... except this.
Unless she's just showered, her vagina starts smelling rather unpleasantly, sort of like underarm body odour. She also occasionally develops what I can only surmise is smegma between her labiae. I've done research online as to what this could be, but no symptoms of any medical condition I find really describes it. I've gone down on my share of vaginas, however, and I've never tasted/smelled anything quite like this. It also doesn't help that she works from home, and as a result doesn't necessarily shower every day.
The thing is, she is otherwise very hygienic and concerned about her appearance--and she looks great. I was completely taken by her physically the moment I laid my eyes on her. And after getting to know her, I also discovered how wonderful she is.
So after going down on her a few times and noticing this issue, I had the notion that I shouldn't try to make a big deal about it, since that would be shallow, right? But it's gotten to the point that it's affecting how attracted I am to her, and by extension, our sex life.

A different but related problem has to do with her ass wiping habits. Sometimes she doesn't quite get all of it, and I end up smelling it down there, or getting it on my finger. This is particularly bothersome since I'm a big fan of womens' assholes, and especially hers (when it's clean).
So now it's been over a year, and I've never said anything about it. Often when we're going getting into bed, I'll move my head close to her crotch to get a whiff, get turned off, and then don't want to have sex--which I'm sure she notices and gets frustrated by.
I've tried asking her to shower with me before bed a few times, and afterwards she smells and tastes great. But usually what I want is to come home, drag her to bed, suck on her beautiful pussy until she comes three or four times, and then Bleep her. I did this with a previous girlfriend, who always wore pantyliners, and whose pussy always tasted and smelled fantastic as a result, on a regular basis.


I've also made sure that my own hygiene/appearance is up to scruff, in case she was sending me some sort of 'signal'. For example, I just read a conversation in another thread on reddit about how the worst thing about being blind would be not knowing when to stop wiping. I always wipe until there's nothing left, and even spit on the toilet paper to make sure. I also make sure my mouth is clean and my breath is fresh by flossing and brushing every day (also something she often neglects). As a result, she often complements me about how great I look and/or smell--which is very nice, but hasn't resolved the issue on her end.
It's gotten to the point that I simply have to do something about it. Obviously just telling her exactly what I'm telling all of you would get the message through, but no time ever seems like the right time, since either:
she smells right now and I don't want to embarrass her, or
we're about to have sex and I don't want to ruin the mood, or
we've just had sex and I don't want to ruin the moment.
So r/sex, I know I have to do something. Can you give me any advice on as to what, exactly, and how?


cc Rocktation
cc farano

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by brightalo17: 1:01am On Oct 10, 2017
So you've come to laundry house be this na? ... Oya get me her number so I can verify from her before helping you guys out.

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Vutseck(m): 1:55am On Oct 10, 2017
advice her to go for a pap smear


and thank me later
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by BlackDBagba: 2:25am On Oct 10, 2017
shocked

I'm gon' have to read that again !!
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by cooldude62(m): 2:38am On Oct 10, 2017
Show her this page 'mistakenly'.
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Dasherz(f): 2:44am On Oct 10, 2017
she's at fault here to a major extent

doesn't have her bath regularly which means when she finally does she doesn't wash to cookie jar properly
doesn't brush regularly
doesn't wipe her ass clean sometimes (man she ain't no pig)



she needs a complete change of this nasty habits its not about the physical all the time what goes on down there matters too and she needs to see a gynecologist ASAP to get medical advice on how to tackle the foul smell from down there it is a complete turn off

but if you really love her you need to talk to her about it
yea it's going to be embarrassing hearing it from a guy and one you go down with at a given chance but I'm sure it will encourage her to take reasonable steps towards improving her hygiene smiley

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Nobody: 4:56am On Oct 10, 2017
This is what terrifies me whenever I think of a guy going down on me.


having an unpleasant odour is a big deal, if you meet a girl with such you should tell her and not hide it away

The vagina is self cleansing so even if you don't shower it shouldn't smell. hygiene plays little or no part in an unpleasant odour

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Nobody: 4:59am On Oct 10, 2017
Evaberry:
This is what terrifies me whenever I think of a guy going down on me.


having an unpleasant odour is a big deal, if you meet a girl with such you should tell her and not hide it away

The vagina is self cleansing so even if you don't shower it shouldn't smell. hygiene plays little or no part in an unpleasant odour
sorry but that was rubbish you just typed

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Florblu(f): 5:39am On Oct 10, 2017
Talk to her about it.You shouldn't be hiding anything from her by now.

And what business do you have with her ass?
Anal?
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Nobody: 6:29am On Oct 10, 2017
Evaberry:
This is what terrifies me whenever I think of a guy going down on me.


having an unpleasant odour is a big deal, if you meet a girl with such you should tell her and not hide it away

The vagina is self cleansing so even if you don't shower it shouldn't smell. hygiene plays little or no part in an unpleasant odour
Is it the outer part of the vagina that is self-cleansing? Does the vagina lips clean themselves too? sad

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by ruggedmallaam(m): 6:33am On Oct 10, 2017
you have not married her. so no advice for you

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by adegeye38(m): 6:40am On Oct 10, 2017
cristianisraeli:
I've been with my girlfriend for over a year now, and I love everything about her... except this.
Unless she's just showered, her vagina starts smelling rather unpleasantly, sort of like underarm body odour. She also occasionally develops what I can only surmise is smegma between her labiae. I've done research online as to what this could be, but no symptoms of any medical condition I find really describes it. I've gone down on my share of vaginas, however, and I've never tasted/smelled anything quite like this. It also doesn't help that she works from home, and as a result doesn't necessarily shower every day.
The thing is, she is otherwise very hygienic and concerned about her appearance--and she looks great. I was completely taken by her physically the moment I laid my eyes on her. And after getting to know her, I also discovered how wonderful she is.
So after going down on her a few times and noticing this issue, I had the notion that I shouldn't try to make a big deal about it, since that would be shallow, right? But it's gotten to the point that it's affecting how attracted I am to her, and by extension, our sex life.

A different but related problem has to do with her ass wiping habits. Sometimes she doesn't quite get all of it, and I end up smelling it down there, or getting it on my finger. This is particularly bothersome since I'm a big fan of womens' assholes, and especially hers (when it's clean).
So now it's been over a year, and I've never said anything about it. Often when we're going getting into bed, I'll move my head close to her crotch to get a whiff, get turned off, and then don't want to have sex--which I'm sure she notices and gets frustrated by.
I've tried asking her to shower with me before bed a few times, and afterwards she smells and tastes great. But usually what I want is to come home, drag her to bed, suck on her beautiful pussy until she comes three or four times, and then Bleep her. I did this with a previous girlfriend, who always wore pantyliners, and whose pussy always tasted and smelled fantastic as a result, on a regular basis.


I've also made sure that my own hygiene/appearance is up to scruff, in case she was sending me some sort of 'signal'. For example, I just read a conversation in another thread on reddit about how the worst thing about being blind would be not knowing when to stop wiping. I always wipe until there's nothing left, and even spit on the toilet paper to make sure. I also make sure my mouth is clean and my breath is fresh by flossing and brushing every day (also something she often neglects). As a result, she often complements me about how great I look and/or smell--which is very nice, but hasn't resolved the issue on her end.
It's gotten to the point that I simply have to do something about it. Obviously just telling her exactly what I'm telling all of you would get the message through, but no time ever seems like the right time, since either:
she smells right now and I don't want to embarrass her, or
we're about to have sex and I don't want to ruin the mood, or
we've just had sex and I don't want to ruin the moment.
So r/sex, I know I have to do something. Can you give me any advice on as to what, exactly, and how?


cc Rocktation
cc farano
go give ur life to christ, u need jesus in ur life

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Nobody: 6:50am On Oct 10, 2017
First of all op.... Tissue paper can never completely wipe an ass. Tell her indirectly to adopt nyash washing strategy with water.
I am always surprise when I see or hear that people use tissue after shitting grin grin even if the it is clean, the smell would remain unless
water is used.

Concerning the smell of the vg, try this, during c0itus, put your finger there and when fuckiing her, stylishly put it near her nose like you are grabbing her face, then try to insert the finger in her mouth.

Be careful because during C0itus the sensitivity ti smell reduces drastically so she me not notice it so make sure you do when your finger is getting a bit dry after removing from her vj.

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by muller101(m): 6:53am On Oct 10, 2017
Liar. Na today una Sabi this op? grin pussy nigga

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by iceboy4752(m): 6:56am On Oct 10, 2017
When I saw pic I thought you'll even show us the sample. angry

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Andrew3(m): 7:00am On Oct 10, 2017
I was about to eat before I opened this thread, lunch skipped angry angry angry Thanks to you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by falcon01: 7:10am On Oct 10, 2017
she's your girlfriend for Gods sake!! tell her to clean the f*** up. If she cant take the true then she aint worth it.
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Nobody: 7:14am On Oct 10, 2017
Andrew3:
I was about to eat before I opened this thread, lunch skipped angry angry angry Thanks to you.
Happy birthday.
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Andrew3(m): 7:19am On Oct 10, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Happy birthday.

Wow thank you so much.
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by chudyprince: 7:49am On Oct 10, 2017
Florblu:
Talk to her about it.You shouldn't be hiding anything from her by now.

And what business do you have with her ass?
Anal?
grin
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by segunojo866: 8:48am On Oct 10, 2017
Florblu:
Talk to her about it.You shouldn't be hiding anything from her by now.

And what business do you have with her ass?
Anal?
The guy na weirdo. Female anus hunter
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by twentyk(m): 8:53am On Oct 10, 2017
Omo I wan vomit....
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 10:15am On Oct 10, 2017
I hope you have discussed this with her?
She needs to bath everyday and wash her private part properly with clean water. Using soap down there is not healthy.
She should clean well or bath immediately after going to the toilet and make use of tissue after urinating to clean.
She should use hot water to wash her private part once in a while. The v is the most cleanest part of a woman's body only if she takes care of it.

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by cristianisraeli: 10:25am On Oct 10, 2017
Florblu:
Talk to her about it.You shouldn't be hiding anything from her by now.

And what business do you have with her ass?
Anal?

i love giving ladies rimjobs tell your boyfriend to try it..its super sweet..lol
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by cristianisraeli: 10:26am On Oct 10, 2017
segunojo866:
The guy na weirdo. Female anus hunter

you want to say your tongue dont touch that anus when licking the p*ussy?
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by cristianisraeli: 10:27am On Oct 10, 2017
Andrew3:
I was about to eat before I opened this thread, lunch skipped angry angry angry Thanks to you.

hahaha..hunger never catch you

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by cristianisraeli: 10:28am On Oct 10, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Is it the outer part of the vagina that is self-cleansing? Does the vagina lips clean themselves too? sad

damn!! i love it when ladies talk about vagina lips..lol
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by Andrew3(m): 10:32am On Oct 10, 2017
cristianisraeli:


hahaha..hunger never catch you
sad sad sad
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by larrywax: 10:33am On Oct 10, 2017
Let her visit a Medical Laboratory for HVS.

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Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by segunojo866: 11:17am On Oct 10, 2017
cristianisraeli:


you want to say your tongue dont touch that anus when licking the p*ussy?
angry
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by terrezo2002(m): 12:30pm On Oct 10, 2017
cristianisraeli:
I've been with my girlfriend for over a year now, and I love everything about her... except this.
Unless she's just showered, her vagina starts smelling rather unpleasantly, sort of like underarm body odour. She also occasionally develops what I can only surmise is smegma between her labiae. I've done research online as to what this could be, but no symptoms of any medical condition I find really describes it. I've gone down on my share of vaginas, however, and I've never tasted/smelled anything quite like this. It also doesn't help that she works from home, and as a result doesn't necessarily shower every day.
The thing is, she is otherwise very hygienic and concerned about her appearance--and she looks great. I was completely taken by her physically the moment I laid my eyes on her. And after getting to know her, I also discovered how wonderful she is.
So after going down on her a few times and noticing this issue, I had the notion that I shouldn't try to make a big deal about it, since that would be shallow, right? But it's gotten to the point that it's affecting how attracted I am to her, and by extension, our sex life.

A different but related problem has to do with her ass wiping habits. Sometimes she doesn't quite get all of it, and I end up smelling it down there, or getting it on my finger. This is particularly bothersome since I'm a big fan of womens' assholes, and especially hers (when it's clean).
So now it's been over a year, and I've never said anything about it. Often when we're going getting into bed, I'll move my head close to her crotch to get a whiff, get turned off, and then don't want to have sex--which I'm sure she notices and gets frustrated by.
I've tried asking her to shower with me before bed a few times, and afterwards she smells and tastes great. But usually what I want is to come home, drag her to bed, suck on her beautiful pussy until she comes three or four times, and then Bleep her. I did this with a previous girlfriend, who always wore pantyliners, and whose pussy always tasted and smelled fantastic as a result, on a regular basis.


I've also made sure that my own hygiene/appearance is up to scruff, in case she was sending me some sort of 'signal'. For example, I just read a conversation in another thread on reddit about how the worst thing about being blind would be not knowing when to stop wiping. I always wipe until there's nothing left, and even spit on the toilet paper to make sure. I also make sure my mouth is clean and my breath is fresh by flossing and brushing every day (also something she often neglects). As a result, she often complements me about how great I look and/or smell--which is very nice, but hasn't resolved the issue on her end.
It's gotten to the point that I simply have to do something about it. Obviously just telling her exactly what I'm telling all of you would get the message through, but no time ever seems like the right time, since either:
she smells right now and I don't want to embarrass her, or
we're about to have sex and I don't want to ruin the mood, or
we've just had sex and I don't want to ruin the moment.
So r/sex, I know I have to do something. Can you give me any advice on as to what, exactly, and how?


cc Rocktation
cc farano
Jesus Christ is coming soon. Formication is dirtiness itself. Give your life to Jesus Christ and let God clean you up
Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by oz4real83(m): 12:52pm On Oct 10, 2017
Evaberry:
This is what terrifies me whenever I think of a guy going down on me.


having an unpleasant odour is a big deal, if you meet a girl with such you should tell her and not hide it away

The vagina is self cleansing so even if you don't shower it shouldn't smell. hygiene plays little or no part in an unpleasant odour
'' the vagina is self-cleansing'' the same way President Buhari's ''body language will fight corruption'' even without any seriously pursued policies to fight it. Na wa for u ooo! Let her stay there waiting for the ''vagina cleansing itself'' and watch several potential husbands come and go out of her life all because of poor personal hygiene!!!

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