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Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by sammirano: 9:16pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Always be sure of what you are eating outside. |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by ipobarecriminals: 9:16pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by angelboy01(m): 9:18pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
sunshineG: Africa is a dumping ground for different forms of experiment, Na oyinbo dey play with animal pass but we Nigeria's na we dey get disease pass. I don't believe in Not eating bush meat, I think the Monkey Pox is an intended experiment. |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Jsucre(m): 9:18pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Adaumunocha:yes fried or roasted one? |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Lilimax(f): 9:18pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Edu3Again:Chai! 1 Like |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Adaumunocha(f): 9:18pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Jsucre:No thanks. D meat na high risk. |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Ekugbeh(m): 9:20pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Adaumunocha:dat meat z sweet i swear |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Hades2016(m): 9:23pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
korel9:lala is a both 1 Like |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by mmsen: 9:27pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
How about stop eating 'bush meat' altogether? |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Lomprico2: 9:27pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
*Eleven ways to stay safe from the dreaded Monkey Pox:* 1. Avoid Monkey meat especially the Kanda. 2. Avoid that alcoholic concoction called Monkey Tail or Monkite or Kpanrangan. 3. Avoid Monkey Cage when u visit any Zoo until further advised. 4. Avoid Chinese Films especially 'Snake in The Monkey Shadow'. 5. Avoid Monkey (Wayo) Business, especially my Igbo brothers. 6. If u luv playing football like me please avoid 'Monkey Post' for now until after the 2018 World Cup in Russia. 7. For the sake of ur life, avoid watching those Hausa & Togolese men who carry Monkeys about in Major Nigerian cities, especially Lagos, in the name of entertainment & magic. If not u will just die troway!!! 8. Don't ever use the phrase 'Monkey no fine but im Mama like am' else the pox will come upon u like a Hurricane. 9. Don't allow any of ur children to be jumping upandan like Monkey else dem go catch am o! It is better they jump like Antelope or any other animal. 10. Run 440 if u spot anyone with the disease. Avoid unnecessary physical contacts, especially in Bayelsa State & always wash & sanitise ur hands b4 eating. If u can help it, stay in ur house until this scourge is sent to meet its cousin (Ebola Virus) in the pit of hell. 11. Avoid wearing Monkey jacket. Please spread to others... Spread THIS MESSAGE not MONKEY POX O!!� |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by looking09: 9:37pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
*Twelve ways to stay safe from the dreaded Monkey Pox:* 1. Avoid Monkey meat especially the Kanda. 2. Avoid that alcoholic concoction called Monkey Tail or Monkite or Kpanrangan. 3. Avoid Monkey Cage when u visit any Zoo until further advised. 4. Avoid Chinese Films especially 'Snake in The Monkey Shadow'. 5. Avoid Monkey (Wayo) Business, especially my Igbo brothers. 6. If u luv playing football like me please avoid 'Monkey Post' for now until after the 2018 World Cup in Russia. 7. For the sake of ur life, avoid watching those Hausa & Togolese men who carry Monkeys about in Major Nigerian cities, especially Lagos, in the name of entertainment & magic. If not u will just die troway!!! 8. Don't ever use the phrase 'Monkey no fine but im Mama like am' else the pox will come upon u like a Hurricane. 9. Don't allow any of ur children to be jumping upandan like Monkey else dem go catch am o! It is better they jump like Antelope or any other animal. 10. Run 440 if u spot anyone with the disease. Avoid unnecessary physical contacts, especially in Bayelsa State & always wash & sanitise ur hands b4 eating. If u can help it, stay in ur house until this scourge is sent to meet its cousin (Ebola Virus) in the pit of hell. 11. Avoid wearing Monkey jacket. 12. Avoid an ex-governor from Edo state and one ex-president from Ota ( No be my mouth u hear am o ! ) Please spread to others... Spread THIS MESSAGE not MONKEY POX O!! |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by slimbiggy(m): 10:25pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
[quote author=Stelvin101 post=61331134][/quote] Let me find out what i mean
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Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by igbeke: 10:43pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
The only antidote for safety is to ..... Run away from Nigerian Army's so-called free health care. With the whole of your strength, please scram |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Davidchibike:or else Davido fall on d person |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Sommez: 11:18pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Nice information 1 Like |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Mypeople2(m): 11:24pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Adaumunocha:Don't worry,one day you are going taste to it.But not this season lest you contact Ebola ,Monkey pox and Lassa fever |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Adaumunocha(f): 11:26pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Mypeople2:Lol... |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by lebete3000: 11:45pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
sunshineG: Thank God I only eat fish. Titus, Cote & Shawa tinz onpoint to be specific 1 Like |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Fxwarrior: 5:27am On Oct 12, 2017 |
Adaumunocha: Should I get one for you? |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by maziuwa(m): 6:54am On Oct 12, 2017 |
the best way to stop monkey pox is dnt take any vaccine injection from zoo (nigeria) army |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Nobody: 6:55am On Oct 12, 2017 |
why would want to taste it in the first place? Adaumunocha: |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Nobody: 8:04am On Oct 12, 2017 |
Chicken pox Bird flu Lassa fever Ebola Monkey pox Have we Nigerians in any way offended the gods of the animal kingdom? |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Adaumunocha(f): 8:16am On Oct 12, 2017 |
Fxwarrior:Yea |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Adaumunocha(f): 8:18am On Oct 12, 2017 |
looney:Heard it is delicious. |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Teeboi56: 11:50am On Oct 12, 2017 |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Myself2(m): 11:51am On Oct 12, 2017 |
( Don't allow your children or yourself take any injection from the python dancing army |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Adaumunocha(f): 11:59am On Oct 12, 2017 |
Teeboi56:more than dog meat? |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Jsucre(m): 12:17pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Adaumunocha:fear fear pikin |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Adaumunocha(f): 12:19pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Jsucre:Thanks. Don't need no pox messing up my skin |
Re: Seven Tips To Avoid Monkeypox by Jsucre(m): 12:48pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Adaumunocha:u for taste am maybe e dey sweet or not. |
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