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My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 7:25pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Seriously...at this point in my life the only thing I wanna preach is Pre Marital Sex! I don't know what could have happened to me if I got married as a Virgin! 1)I thought I was a sex Addict when I was a Virgin (because then..a single brush touch from a gal do set me on fire) but now..lol... I can calmly talk to any nude lady without my mind wandering ![]() 2)Well.. recently there is this gal I've been meaning to straff ..and along the way I learnt that she already had a baby while she was in school ..well..I ignored it and I never bring up the baby topic.. (I don't wanna spoil my own package) well,the lady too actually dunno tell me she alread had a kid. Well. .to God be the Glory..she came to my house and after the pre-intimacy..and I've gotten so hard.. on sighting her breasts... mind got disappointed and I kind of lost interest but I was doing strong head because I don make mouth for her gan! But when she got totally unclad! MEN! I shrunk ![]() ![]() 1)her breast was looking so sagged and having this nylon feeling 2)The nipples has been sucked out and the areolas drawn backwards 3)Why the fvck will a lady leave her Nunu Hairy!!! 4)The pussy lips are already drawn out like worn out Ponmo ..and the clitoris has been kind of pulled and ripped off! Seriously... I can live with the Stretch marks but those ..I can't at all! ![]() ![]() ![]() I can't imagine Marrying a gal and then discovering all this on our honeymoon night ![]() Someone I would be stuck with forever!!!! |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Mologi(m): 7:27pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
I feel your pain bro!!! And when a guy calls himself Virgin. its feels weird!!! You were never a Virgin.... its just that you have never been dicked/pussied!!! |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by mofeoluwadassah: 7:29pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
bad market ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by NairalandCS(m): 7:31pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
1)her breast was looking so sagged and having this nylon feeling 1 Like
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Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by MhizzAJ(f): 7:32pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
You even added 'to God be d glory' in your write up... ![]() What d hell is Nunu Stop looking for means to fornicate |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by NairalandCS(m): 7:34pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
MhizzAJ: Nunu is a kind of milk, Don't let them spoil your mind like they did mind. |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 7:35pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
mofeoluwadassah: mama how u dey do today |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by mofeoluwadassah: 7:42pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
RETIREDMUMU:you miss road....who be ur mama ![]() |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 7:45pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
mofeoluwadassah: we no dey brawl naoooo,one can no holla pretty girl again ![]() |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by mofeoluwadassah: 7:48pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
RETIREDMUMU: ![]() |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 7:52pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
mofeoluwadassah: you try not be sociable, by the way go to your dp, dont you think that face looks old,dull,pimples,unattractive darkened, dark circle like diezeni madueke's face.. and that boob shape looks distorted but that pose is extremely poor with unattractive, unhealthy environment bye |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by LordIsaac(m): 7:55pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
O.....this generation! |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by mofeoluwadassah: 7:56pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
RETIREDMUMU:you try |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
I don't understand, nunu? pussy? What's hairy? Pulled out clitoris? Well, it's finished |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
mhizesther: I seriously tried to get hard but NO! |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
LordIsaac: Sir |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
LordIsaac:Which generation are you in |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
MhizzAJ: Did you read my post! Dear..I couldn't Straff her..even though I tried to satisfy her and make her cum by using my Middle finger on her pussy but I couldn't insert my penis... my penis was so soft.. couldn't go hard |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:27pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Mologi: Exactly There is no virgin |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 11:19pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Hahahahaha why do I have a feeling this girls name is either bisi or any yoruba related name |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Dahyormine(m): 1:36am On Oct 13, 2017 |
Rayhandrinni:O gor |
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 3:09pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
Rayhandrinni: She's a Ronke o |
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