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My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 7:25pm On Oct 12, 2017
Seriously...at this point in my life the only thing I wanna preach is Pre Marital Sex!

I don't know what could have happened to me if I got married as a Virgin!

1)I thought I was a sex Addict when I was a Virgin (because then..a single brush touch from a gal do set me on fire) but now..lol... I can calmly talk to any nude lady without my mind wandering grin

2)Well.. recently there is this gal I've been meaning to straff ..and along the way I learnt that she already had a baby while she was in school ..well..I ignored it and I never bring up the baby topic.. (I don't wanna spoil my own package) well,the lady too actually dunno tell me she alread had a kid.

Well. .to God be the Glory..she came to my house and after the pre-intimacy..and I've gotten so hard.. on sighting her breasts... mind got disappointed and I kind of lost interest but I was doing strong head because I don make mouth for her gan!

But when she got totally unclad! MEN! I shrunk grin grin like my dick refused to stand up again..even with all her touching and everything...I just stayed down like that...

1)her breast was looking so sagged and having this nylon feeling

2)The nipples has been sucked out and the areolas drawn backwards

3)Why the fvck will a lady leave her Nunu Hairy!!!

4)The pussy lips are already drawn out like worn out Ponmo ..and the clitoris has been kind of pulled and ripped off!

Seriously...

I can live with the Stretch marks but those ..I can't at all! grin grin and when this gal packaged her self while she was leaving my house...she was looking so gorgeous like KIM K.. she folded the boobs into the bra angry before wearing another bra


I can't imagine Marrying a gal and then discovering all this on our honeymoon night

Someone I would be stuck with forever!!!!
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Mologi(m): 7:27pm On Oct 12, 2017
I feel your pain bro!!!


And when a guy calls himself Virgin.
its feels weird!!!

You were never a Virgin....
its just that you have never been dicked/pussied!!!
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by mofeoluwadassah: 7:29pm On Oct 12, 2017
bad market grin cheesy grin
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by NairalandCS(m): 7:31pm On Oct 12, 2017
1)her breast was looking so sagged and having this nylon feeling

2)The nipples has been sucked out and the areolas drawn backwards

3)Why the fvck will a lady leave her Nunu Hairy!!!

4)The pussy lips are already drawn out like worn out Ponmo ..and the clitoris has been kind of pulled and ripped off!

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Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by MhizzAJ(f): 7:32pm On Oct 12, 2017
You even added 'to God be d glory' in your write up... cheesy How God take enter this matter now

What d hell is Nunu

Stop looking for means to fornicate
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by NairalandCS(m): 7:34pm On Oct 12, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You even added 'to God be d glory' in your write up... cheesy How God take enter this matter now

What d hell is Nunu

Stop looking for means to fornicate

Nunu is a kind of milk, Don't let them spoil your mind like they did mind.
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 7:35pm On Oct 12, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
bad market grin cheesy grin

mama how u dey do today
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by mofeoluwadassah: 7:42pm On Oct 12, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:

mama how u dey do today
you miss road....who be ur mama undecided
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 7:45pm On Oct 12, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
you miss road....who be ur mama undecided

we no dey brawl naoooo,one can no holla pretty girl again cry
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by mofeoluwadassah: 7:48pm On Oct 12, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:

we no dey brawl naoooo,one can no holla pretty girl again cry
tongue
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 7:52pm On Oct 12, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
tongue

you try not be sociable, by the way go to your dp, dont you think that face looks old,dull,pimples,unattractive darkened, dark circle like diezeni madueke's face..
and that boob shape looks distorted but that pose is extremely poor with unattractive, unhealthy environment

bye
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by LordIsaac(m): 7:55pm On Oct 12, 2017
O.....this generation!
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by mofeoluwadassah: 7:56pm On Oct 12, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:


you try not be sociable, by the way go to your dp, dont you think that face looks old,dull,pimples,unattractive darkened face..


bye
you try
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 12, 2017
I don't understand, nunu? pussy? What's hairy?


Pulled out clitoris?
Well, it's finished
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2017
mhizesther:
I don't understand, nunu? pussy? What's hairy?


Pulled out clitoris?
Well, it's finished

I seriously tried to get hard but NO!
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2017
LordIsaac:
O.....this generation!

Sir
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2017
LordIsaac:
O.....this generation!
Which generation are you in
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You even added 'to God be d glory' in your write up... cheesy How God take enter this matter now

What d hell is Nunu

Stop looking for means to fornicate

Did you read my post!

Dear..I couldn't Straff her..even though I tried to satisfy her and make her cum by using my Middle finger on her pussy but I couldn't insert my penis... my penis was so soft.. couldn't go hard
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 10:27pm On Oct 12, 2017
Mologi:
I feel your pain bro!!!


And when a guy calls himself Virgin.
its feels weird!!!

You were never a Virgin....
its just that you have never been dicked/pussied!!!

Exactly

There is no virgin
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Nobody: 11:19pm On Oct 12, 2017
Hahahahaha why do I have a feeling this girls name is either bisi or any yoruba related name
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Dahyormine(m): 1:36am On Oct 13, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
Hahahahaha why do I have a feeling this girls name is either bisi or any yoruba related name
O gor
Re: My Dick Is Connected To My Mind! by Born2conquer: 3:09pm On Oct 14, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
Hahahahaha why do I have a feeling this girls name is either bisi or any yoruba related name

She's a Ronke o

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