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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by lhawarl1(m): 10:56am On Oct 19, 2017 |
baba u are too much |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:28pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
bamdly: Thank you sir, I'm here to make y'all laugh.... ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:33pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
Five months after divorce.My Ex wife Gloria sends me a text. Gloria : I just wanted to tell you that the child you have been supporting for 20 years is not yours. Me : Yohh! Thank God I have been feeling guilty that I am sleeping with my daughter. Tell her to call me ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:37pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
Ladies sometimes you gotta push the limits and surprise your man by barking during doggy style. ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:38pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
I just told my mom she is invading my privacy and she responded by saying I came from her privacy... African mother's are something else ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:40pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
Some Grandpas can really lie.... Grandpa chatting with grandchild. Grandpa : My grandchild, Do you know I used to travel a lot during my youthful age; I went to the UK, USA, Australia, Canada, Brazil and many more. Me: Wow, Grandpa!! U must know Geography very well then. Grandpa : As for Geography, I stayed there for 3 years. ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:43pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to? Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient; (a). a teaspoon, (b). a glass, (c). a bucket, and ask them to empty the bathtub." Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger." Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!" ........................................ You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 ! ![]() 11 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:44pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
Women are very funny, you will meet a girl in a taxi.You pay taxi fare for her and buy her Yoghurt then exchange numbers, And you will see her save your name as TAXI YOGHURT. ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:45pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
Corruption is when you fart and you still join others to look out for who farted. My brother God will judge you.. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 7:47pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
Last Friday I saw my former Classmate ...She once refused to Dance in Arts Class for 50 Marks but on Friday She was there In a club Twerking For Alcohol ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:12pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
# You call me with a private number and expect me to speak first?
We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish.. ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:13pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
# I thought I have seen everything in life until I saw a 16-yr old boy went to a bar and drank 4 bottles of Guinness.He got up to leave and the barman asked him to pay.He brought out his birth certificate and replied; *Not for sale to persons below 18yrs* ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 6:05am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Krystaal:hehehehe...... |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:38am On Oct 20, 2017 |
r Smith walks into his doctor's office and says "dddoc I've bbben sssssstttutering ffor yyears and aam tired of it. Cccan yyou hehehelp mmme? The doc says let me examine you first before I can answer. The doc examined him and says " well am pretty sure I know what the problem is" Mr Smith askes "wwell wwhat iss iiit dddoc? The doc says " it's your penis. It's about 18inches long and all of the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal chords " Mr Smith asks "wwhat ccan wwwe ddo about it? The doc replies" well I can cut it off and transplant a short one. I guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering" Mr Smith "ddo it" He has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says "thanks doc you have solved my problem and I don't stutter anymore but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it anymore. I cannot satisfy her. She like my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter. I want you to put my long one back" The doc replies " nnnnnope yyyyou aaaaare mmmmad. wweee hhhaaad aaaa ddddeal" 6 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:41am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Some guys are not romantic at all, if you see the way they pull off ladies pants before sex, you will think they are starting a generator! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:44am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Ladies discuss their sex life *Mrs Smith* I notice that when I go down on my husband and suck his dick the balls are always cold. *Mrs Taylor* My husband balls are cold too when I suck his dick . *Mrs James* How can you 2 do such a thing? It disgusting! *ladies* it's the best way to keep your man happy. *Mrs James* I will try it tonight. Next day.......Both were shocked to see Mrs James's face bruised and with bandages all over her body. *ladies* what happened? *Mrs James* am from the hospital Mr James did this to me last night. *ladies* but why? *Mrs James* I don't know I was sucking his dick and all I said was "hey dear your balls are also cold like Mr Smit and Mr Taylor" ![]() 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:19pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
Krystaal: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:25pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
Krystaal: This can be annoying sometimes. ![]() ![]() Also, there are some that will call you and be asking you 'who is this' or 'who I'm I speaking with', I'll be like ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:33pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
Krystaal: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:37pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:15am On Oct 22, 2017 |
I wonder why those who call their self big girl do close their laps when they sit, for you to buy expensive panties of #10,000 and you are not proud to show it . You think you are doing me abi Cc Vivie01 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:16am On Oct 22, 2017 |
Fat Girls Are Usually Shy To Hang Their Panties Outside Because It Looks Like Raincoat.. ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:23am On Oct 22, 2017 |
I wonder who told Africans that Saturday is meant for washing clothes. ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:24am On Oct 22, 2017 |
When your girl is strong in bed but very lazy to do house chores, so your relatives starts complaining and you be like "you guys don't know her well" ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:27am On Oct 22, 2017 |
"It's over"
These words made me search for my underwear in the fridge. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:28am On Oct 22, 2017 |
Some girls would b like.....baby plz go easy on me it's my first time....
The next thing u knw boooom!! your balls are also inside as well ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 6:15am On Oct 22, 2017 |
Krystaal: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Actually, in my opinion, similar things like this is what is driving ladies to be dressing semi-nude these days claiming that they couldnt have spent so much on body grooming and imprint tatoos in sensitive places and still hide it ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 6:21am On Oct 22, 2017 |
Krystaal: Honestly! ![]() ![]() ![]() Cc: Ben13 dani1luv |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 6:25am On Oct 22, 2017 |
Krystaal: ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 6:26am On Oct 22, 2017 |
Krystaal:Guilty as charged.lol. ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 6:28am On Oct 22, 2017 |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 6:31am On Oct 22, 2017 |
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