baba u are too much

bamdly:
Already Following u hope u post something Nice

Thank you sir, I'm here to make y'all laugh....

Five months after divorce.My Ex wife Gloria sends me a text.
Gloria : I just wanted to tell you that the child you have been supporting for 20 years is not yours.
Me : Yohh! Thank God I have been feeling guilty that I am sleeping with my daughter. Tell her to call me

Ladies sometimes you gotta push the limits and surprise your man by barking during doggy style.

I just told my mom she is invading my privacy and she responded by saying I came from her privacy... African mother's are something else

Some Grandpas can really lie.... Grandpa chatting with grandchild.
Grandpa : My grandchild, Do you know I used to travel a lot during my youthful age; I went to the UK, USA, Australia, Canada, Brazil and many more.
Me: Wow, Grandpa!! U must know Geography very well then.
Grandpa : As for Geography, I stayed there for 3 years.

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."
Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."
Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
........................................
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 !

Women are very funny, you will meet a girl in a taxi.You pay taxi fare for her and buy her Yoghurt then exchange numbers, And you will see her save your name as TAXI YOGHURT.

Corruption is when you fart and you still join others to look out for who farted. My brother God will judge you..

Last Friday I saw my former Classmate ...She ‍once refused to Dance in Arts Class for 50 Marks but on Friday She was there In a club Twerking For Alcohol

# You call me with a private number and expect me to speak first? We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish..

# I thought I have seen everything in life until I saw a 16-yr old boy went to a bar and drank 4 bottles of Guinness.He got up to leave and the barman asked him to pay.He brought out his birth certificate and replied;
*Not for sale to persons below 18yrs*

Krystaal:
In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."
Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."
Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
........................................
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 !

hehehehe......

r Smith walks into his doctor's office and says "dddoc I've bbben sssssstttutering ffor yyears and aam tired of it. Cccan yyou hehehelp mmme?
The doc says let me examine you first before I can answer.
The doc examined him and says " well am pretty sure I know what the problem is"
Mr Smith askes "wwell wwhat iss iiit dddoc?
The doc says " it's your penis. It's about 18inches long and all of the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal chords "
Mr Smith asks "wwhat ccan wwwe ddo about it?
The doc replies" well I can cut it off and transplant a short one. I guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering"
Mr Smith "ddo it"
He has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says "thanks doc you have solved my problem and I don't stutter anymore but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it anymore. I cannot satisfy her. She like my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter. I want you to put my long one back"
The doc replies " nnnnnope yyyyou aaaaare mmmmad. wweee hhhaaad aaaa ddddeal"

Some guys are not romantic at all, if you see the way they pull off ladies pants before sex, you will think they are starting a generator!

Ladies discuss their sex life
*Mrs Smith* I notice that when I go down on my husband and suck his dick the balls are always cold.
*Mrs Taylor* My husband balls are cold too when I suck his dick .
*Mrs James* How can you 2 do such a thing? It disgusting!
*ladies* it's the best way to keep your man happy.
*Mrs James* I will try it tonight.
Next day.......Both were shocked to see Mrs James's face bruised and with bandages all over her body.
*ladies* what happened?
*Mrs James* am from the hospital Mr James did this to me last night.
*ladies* but why?
*Mrs James* I don't know I was sucking his dick and all I said was "hey dear your balls are also cold like Mr Smit and Mr Taylor"

Krystaal:
In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."
Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."
Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
........................................
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 !

Krystaal:
# You call me with a private number and expect me to speak first?
We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish..

This can be annoying sometimes.
Also, there are some that will call you and be asking you 'who is this' or 'who I'm I speaking with', I'll be like

Krystaal:
Some Grandpas can really lie.... Grandpa chatting with grandchild.
Grandpa : My grandchild, Do you know I used to travel a lot during my youthful age; I went to the UK, USA, Australia, Canada, Brazil and many more.
Me: Wow, Grandpa!! U must know Geography very well then.
Grandpa : As for Geography, I stayed there for 3 years.

Krystaal:
r Smith walks into his doctor's office and says "dddoc I've bbben sssssstttutering ffor yyears and aam tired of it. Cccan yyou hehehelp mmme? He has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says " My wife doesn't enjoy it anymore. I don't care if I have to stutter. I want you to put it back"
The doc replies " nnnnnope yyyyou aaaaare mmmmad. wweee hhhaaad aaaa ddddeal"

I wonder why those who call their self big girl do
close their laps when they sit, for you to buy
expensive panties of #10,000 and you are not proud to show it . You think you are doing me abi

Cc Vivie01

Fat Girls Are Usually Shy To Hang Their Panties
Outside Because It Looks Like Raincoat..

I wonder who told Africans that Saturday is meant for washing clothes.

When your girl is strong in bed but very lazy to do house chores, so your relatives starts complaining and you be like "you guys don't know her well"

"It's over" These words made me search for my underwear in the fridge.

Some girls would b like.....baby plz go easy on me it's my first time.... The next thing u knw boooom!! your balls are also inside as well

Krystaal:
I wonder why those who call their self big girl do
close their laps when they sit, for you to buy
expensive panties of #10,000 and you are not proud to show it . You think you are doing me abi

Cc Vivie01

So they should be showing it off abi? Its you guys that will also be quick to tag them olosho oo, issorite!

Actually, in my opinion, similar things like this is what is driving ladies to be dressing semi-nude these days claiming that they couldnt have spent so much on body grooming and imprint tatoos in sensitive places and still hide it , weird world isnt it?

Krystaal:
I wonder who told Africans that Saturday is meant for washing clothes.

Honestly!

Cc: Ben13
dani1luv

Krystaal:
Fat Girls Are Usually Shy To Hang Their Panties
Outside Because It Looks Like Raincoat..

You go fear fear itself if you see am now

Krystaal:
I wonder who told Africans that Saturday is meant for washing clothes.

Guilty as charged.lol. .

shervydman:

Guilty as charged.lol. .

Shervy baba, you dey guilty of that too?

Krystaal:
"It's over"
These words made me search for my underwear in the fridge.