vivie01:


Shervy baba, you dey guilty of that too?

.....no be when person get chance he go wash? Na sat morning sure pass.

vivie01:


So they should be showing it off abi? Its you guys that will also be quick to tag them olosho oo, issorite!

Actually, in my opinion, similar things like this is what is driving ladies to be dressing semi-nude these days claiming that they couldnt have spent so much on body grooming and imprint tatoos in sensitive places and still hide it , weird world isnt it?

Actually I Like this world weird��

Nice on Krystaal... I'm really enjoying ur jokes.
Ur limit is beyond d sky... More grease

Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband,
.
Doctor tells her : "Your heart,lungs,pulse,BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing of yours which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble" The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear. The shocked Doctor said : "No! No! Please! Put your clothes on. Just show me your tongue.

When you are single nobody notices you But once you get into a relationship You will even get missed calls from Rihanna

If it were a Yoruba person that invented Atm, it will reject slotting ATM cards with left hand

I became a CEO at grade 10. My class teacher used to say "Hakeem and your company, come here!"

Government has passed A new law that all beautiful Ladies & Handsome guys will have to pay *Beauty Tax* which cost #15, 000
I know you are smiling coz you are safe

Only few would understand

Why do parents usually barge into our rooms without knocking like they want to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents

Krystaal:
Government has passed A new law that all beautiful Ladies & Handsome guys will have to pay *Beauty Tax* which cost #15, 000
I know you are smiling coz you are safe

Only few would understand

I'm safe

Orgzeyn, start preparing to pay

shervydman, I dont know about you.

Krystaal:
If it were a Yoruba person that invented Atm, it will reject slotting ATM cards with left hand

So true! Too obsessed with use of right hand!

vivie01:


I'm safe

Orgzeyn, start preparing to pay

shervydman, I dont know about you.

.......thank God, I'm safe too.

shervydman:

.......thank God, I'm safe too.

Thy laughter sayeth the opposite!

Thou shall not be afraid of saying d truth!

vivie01:


Thy laughter sayeth the opposite.

Thou shall not be afraid of saying d truth!

thy laughter sayeth the opposite too...... quid pro quo.

shervydman:

thy laughter sayeth the opposite too...... quid pro quo.

Oh my! This big oyinbo again! Wetin I know say this one mean now?

Make i guess...... errhmmm ... e mean say my laughter show say na true i talk, say no be lie as DP picture no dey lie now

vivie01:


Oh my! This big oyinbo again! Wetin I know say this one mean now?

Make i guess...... errhmmm ... e mean say my laughter shows say na true i talk, say no be lie as DP picture no dey lie now

.......quickly join krystal's band. u're also funny. .

shervydman:

.......quickly join krystal's band. u're also funny. .

Shervy baba, you self know say na true I talk now , how you go dey use style take oyinbo oppress me? Wetin I do you, make pinshure no ugly in peace again?

Just dey put in mind say your tax payment go increase ooooo, govt go catch all of una wey wan dodge am

vivie01:


Shervy baba, you self know say na true I talk now , how you go dey use style take oyinbo oppress me? Wetin I do you, make pinshure no ugly in peace again?

Just dey put in mind say your tax payment go increase ooooo, govt go catch all of una wey wan dodge am

I no take oyinbo oppress u na? haba! which pinshure ugly? ur DP abi? kwantinue. na all of una go pay the tax o jere, if u like put baba suwe for DP. na u sabi.

shervydman:

I no take oyinbo oppress u na? haba! which pinshure ugly? ur DP abi? kwantinue. na all of una go pay the tax o jere, if u like put baba suwe for DP. na u sabi.

lol @ d bolded . Thou shall not fear but rather brace up from now on shervy cos some of una go pay double 'beauty or handsome tax'.

Na Orgzeyn I dey pity now cos his own go reach like triple

'Intelligence Tax' is also on the way, govt must make money by fire by force

vivie01:


lol @ d bolded . Thou shall not fear but rather brace up from now on shervy cos some of una go pay double 'beauty or handsome tax'.

Na Orgzeyn I dey pity now cos his own go reach like triple

'Intelligence Tax' is also on the way, govt must make money by fire by force

kuku kill us......so, since our oyel no gree sell again, na to dey tax us to the heavens remain abi? kwantinue. abi which one be intelligent tax again nitori oloun?

Na intelligent? okay, you don dey sabi am wella self. Na night school I go no vex . Na to say make we dey pray for Nigeria make her case no worse pass wetin we dey experience now ohhhh. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

vivie01:
Na intelligent? okay, you don dey sabi am wella self. Na night school I go no vex . Na to say make we dey pray for Nigeria make her case no worse pass wetin we dey experience now ohhhh. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

na lie....na u correct. naija go better. keep the faith.

shervydman:

na lie....na u correct. naija go better. keep the faith.

, thank you nigbayen oohhh, my teacher no labour in vain be that. We'll continue to keep our hopes high and trust in the Most high God for divine intervention!

When your Bae doesn't respond to your "I Miss you" text and "I love you" text, send another one saying "Wrong text "

Krystaal:
When your Bae doesn't respond to your "I Miss you" text and "I love you" text, send another one saying "Wrong text "

Confirm...... . The guy go reply sharparly.

shervydman:

Confirm...... . The guy go reply sharparly.

My Ex works in a pharmacy,so whenever I want to spoil her mood I just go there and buy condom for no reason sometimes I go 3 times a day

"I was in a Taxi typing a message to my friend and I realized the dude next to me was reading everything I was typing.
I then change my mind and wrote:
"Dear Sangoma,the Snake you gave me is giving me a problem now,it wants to get out of the Bag.so I am afraid it will bite the guy sitting next to me.Suddenly,the guy shouted..."Driver! Driver Please Stop!

Being A Yellow Bone Doesn't Mean Everything In You Should Be Yellow . . . . Please Brush Your Teeth!!

Every time I think of quitting alcohol, I remember the beer truck drivers who pays school fees for their children. The bartender who get paid from that money....These things really touch me!
I'm never quitting

I hav been buying my unemployed friend alcohol 4 years He recently got a job & he says he's quitting alcohol because it is a waste of money

Dating a female Doctor or Nurse is not Romantic at all, I swear... She will look into your EYES.. Instead of seeing LOVE, she will see MALARIA