Griffon:
Press Release:

"We have evidence to prove that Ibime who is favoured to win the contest went over the 4 lines limit with few lines. We also have evidence to prove that the second best on the night, Afrodoc, was not eligible (not qualified – as contest is only open for Chelsea fans).

With little or no genuine challenge left, this leaves our client Griffon Jantamanta, in pole position to win the sought after airtime.

In Orubebe's voice, we won't take it if these results are rigged.

We have a nuclear weapon in our possession"

- Akpan Ikorodu
Publicity Officer TeamGriffon

Bwuahahahahahaha

lalaboi:
That 1K must be in the currency of the country where the eventual winner lives o

I for don enter longtime ago. Funlord make we do am this way nau

diggz:



Bwuahahahaha....pay back

Airmark be like "ifa hear say Ibime win this thing eeh"

Elnino4ladies:



If Hip Hop is dead you're the next of kin.

....evil powers

Segedinho, you are welcome man.

From all of us @ Cobhams express

Signed..... Skimpledawg.
Distribution manager.

chic2pimp:


I for don enter longtime ago. Funlord make we do am this way nau

Bwuahahahaha... so you greedy like me too

Griffon:
With one goal every 60.57 minutes, Batshuayi is the most deadly striker in Premier League history.

That's how silly stats can look

There's nothing silly about that stat. It only looks confusing when the stat is missused.

The correct way to use stats like goal scoring rate is to compare strikers who have enjoyed a similar amount of gametime

So you will see a caveat like 'Among the strikers who have played xyz minutes, player A is the deadliest with one goal every 5 minutes)

Even Whoscored have a minimum number of games you have to play before they display your name on their main tables.

Nihilist:


There's nothing silly about that stat. It only looks confusing when the stat is missused.

The correct way to use stats like goal scoring rate is to compare strikers who have enjoyed a similar amount of gametime

So you will see a caveat like 'Among the strikers who have played xyz minutes, player A is the deadliest with one goal every 5 minutes)

Even Whoscored have a minimum number of games you have to play before they display your name on their main tables.

In this case, it was misused as there were no names in contention, caption just read "Batshuayi is the deadliest striker in Premier League history".

Griffon:
Press Release:

"We have evidence to prove that Ibime who is favoured to win the contest went over the 4 lines limit with few lines. We also have evidence to prove that the second best on the night, Afrodoc, was not eligible (not qualified – as contest is only open for Chelsea fans).

With little or no genuine challenge left, this leaves our client Griffon Jantamanta, in pole position to win the sought after airtime.

In Orubebe's voice, we won't take it if these results are rigged.

We have a nuclear weapon in our possession"

- Akpan Ikorodu
Publicity Officer TeamGriffon

You ain't winning shiit bro.

My nigga iamnlia is winning this with his dope bars

chic2pimp:


I for don enter longtime ago. Funlord make we do am this way nau

So if Funlord try hustle out 500k naira for naija send give you wey dey UK untop rap, you go still collect am?

Chic2pimp, when last did you read the bible?

Percentage of votes for FIFA's best goalkeeper award: Buffon - 42% Neuer - 32% Navas - 10% Courtois - 9% Lloris - 3% De Gea - 0% LMAO

Elnino4ladies:



You ain't winning shiit bro.

My nigga iamnlia is winning this with his dope bars

Iamn-what? Last I checked, this contest was open to humans not stationery stores

Griffon:


So if Funlord try hustle out 500k naira for naija send give you wey dey UK untop rap, you go still collect am?

Chic2pimp, when last did you read the bible?

Griffon:


Iamn-what? Last I checked, this contest was open to humans not stationery stores

chic2pimp:


I for don enter longtime ago. Funlord make we do am this way nau

Una want make buhari involve for this bet abi? Continue...... ....maybe the winner go dey syria sef...

Griffon:


So if Funlord try hustle out 500k naira for naija send give you wey dey UK untop rap, you go still collect am?

Chic2pimp, when last did you read the bible?

Griffon:


Iamn-what? Last I checked, this contest was open to humans not stationery stores

Bwuahahahaha

Elnino4ladies:



You ain't winning shiit bro.

My nigga iamnlia is winning this with his dope bars

Lol
It seems you want to troll your forefathers abi, I don't get the fuss.....I hate rap and more of an edm guy.

Griffon:


Iamn-what? Last I checked, this contest was open to humans not stationery stores

Bruh

diggz:


Bwuahahahaha... so you greedy like me too

Ayam only helping his ministry o

Griffon:


So if Funlord try hustle out 500k naira for naija send give you wey dey UK untop rap, you go still collect am?

Chic2pimp, when last did you read the bible?

If I no collect am my name no be chic2pimp. Nah some people's one month wage be that after you remove tax and NI.

Yesterday Sir. The verse that I read said and I quote "Give and it shall be given unto you"

iamnlia:

Lol
It seems you want to troll your forefathers abi, I don't get the fuss.....I hate rap and more of an edm guy.

I'm not trolling bro. I just love your dope bars


BTW I like EDM too

funlord:



Una want make buhari involve for this bet abi? Continue...... ....maybe the winner go dey syria sef...

Hahaha .

chic2pimp:


If I no collect am my name no be chic2pimp. Nah some people's one month wage be that after you remove tax and NI.

Yesterday Sir. The verse that I read said and I quote "Give and it shall be given unto you"

The hustle is real

Funlord over to you, are you prepared to send 1k pounds and commit suicide thereafter?

chic2pimp:


Ayam only helping his ministry o

chic2pimp:


If I no collect am my name no be chic2pimp. Nah some people's one month wage be that after you remove tax and NI.

Yesterday Sir. The verse that I read said and I quote "Give and it shall be given unto you"

Blaaad of chic2pimp

Griffon:


The hustle is real

Funlord over to you, are you prepared to send 1k pounds and commit suicide thereafter?

lol una wan rope am for tight corner. Besides he promised airtime not cash. Didn't he?

Griffon:


The hustle is real

Funlord over to you, are you prepared to send 1k pounds and commit suicide thereafter?

Griffon oo

diggz:



Bwuahahahaha....pay back

Ahhh not pay back o. You can't pay 100pounds with 1000naira.

Many things point to ibime's disqualification. He doesn't need the money, he will send to a relative, who is unknown to this board and may even be a manure fan.

On a serious note, apart from the fact that he broke rules, Brazil national team vs _burundi, is a big cheat. Ibime is a real head and was supposed to even be a sponsor, not a participant.

My verdict :

Segedinho, ibime, iamnlia are all disqualified.

Reasons:

Segedinho has not made up to 200 posts as required by the organisers.

Nihilist:

Entry open to Chelsea supporting accounts with at least 200 post history.

Ibime dropped more than 4 lines.

Nihilist:

Write a 4 line rap

Iamnlia seems not to be a chelsea fan, based on his posts below.

Nihilist:

Entry open to Chelsea supporting accounts

iamnlia:

I will start apologising to Chelsea fans for calling them touts, these barca fans are hopeless touts.
Trolling out of stupidity.

iamnlia:

I'm a Madrid fan but dayummm!

That leaves me with

Griffon
Pamcode

Lordcat Nihilist, decide on this guy. I don't see him as a chelsea fan.

airmark:


Lordcat Nihilist, decide on this guy. I don't see him as a chelsea fan.

Lordcat is a Manyoo fan.

He also happens to be a Catfish.

He should be disqualified....

Seems like it's between Griffon and Pamcode o

Airmark please assign points to the two contenders. Minimum 1pt Max 3pts

raumdeuter and afrodoc2 please come and vote sharply, let these men have credit in time to bell their Oloshos after tonight's matches...

Nihilist:


Lordcat is a Manyoo fan.

He also happens to be a Catfish.

He should be disqualified....

Why Na.. this is unjust. I am a human not a catfish.. jejely give me my price

LoRdCaT:
Why Na.. this is unjust. I am a human not a catfish.. jejely give me my price

You were masquerading as a female last week....

Nihilist:


You were masquerading as a female last week....

Guilty as charged, but it was harmless trolling Na.