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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by frankdGreat125: 10:57pm On Oct 25, 2017
Good question: women's need cute handsome guy like me, holyghost filled and Naria loaded.
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by mhizsuzzy(f): 10:59pm On Oct 25, 2017
I want a fulfilled marriage and family with an understanding, wise. loving and compatible man and wonderful children.

I don't need ur money cos I will have mine

If u like Quote me, is my opinion and I am entitled to it

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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by mhizsuzzy(f): 11:01pm On Oct 25, 2017
I want a fulfilled marriage and family with an understanding, wise. loving and compatible man and wonderful children.

I don't need ur money cos I will make and have mine

If u like Quote me, is my opinion and I am entitled to it
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by ArcSEMPECJ(m): 11:03pm On Oct 25, 2017
I have stayed one hour here trying to type in what women want....so happy I didn't get lost because I ran away before confusion came......yet to find the answer anyway....but who cares?...NFCF I think

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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by ArcSEMPECJ(m): 11:06pm On Oct 25, 2017
mhizsuzzy:
I want a fulfilled marriage and family with an understanding, wise. loving and compatible man and wonderful children.

I don't need ur money cos I will have mine

If u like Quote me, is my opinion and I am entitled to it
.......can we try something practical dear?
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by oluwasegun007(m): 11:07pm On Oct 25, 2017
a poorly drafted survey....

reasons being that I can't see all of the above in the options...

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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by pussyAvenger: 11:08pm On Oct 25, 2017
Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.
GUY U ARE ON YOUR OWN OO

DONT TRY THIS @ HOME
...

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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by frankfab(m): 11:09pm On Oct 25, 2017
You don't ask confused people what they need in life.

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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Safiaa(f): 11:20pm On Oct 25, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
I think I love you
hmmm
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by vioment: 11:22pm On Oct 25, 2017
Interesting...

Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

Heavy zombie moves, or is it only when questions are asked.

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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Nobody: 11:26pm On Oct 25, 2017
Safiaa please how old are you, just tell the range.
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Safiaa(f): 11:26pm On Oct 25, 2017
Chascop:
Safiaa
please how old are you, just tell the range.
22
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Nobody: 11:27pm On Oct 25, 2017
Safiaa:
22

Wow..
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Safiaa(f): 11:28pm On Oct 25, 2017
daylyt:


Wow..

what
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Nobody: 11:28pm On Oct 25, 2017
Safiaa:
what

Nothing..

How are you?
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Nobody: 11:35pm On Oct 25, 2017
Safiaa:
22
alright Safiaa
a student?
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by dmgr(m): 11:44pm On Oct 25, 2017
Nottin to say

1 Like

Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Lanretoye(m): 11:59pm On Oct 25, 2017
Safiaa:
Love
okay I love you,let's see if it will hold water.
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by inventor432(m): 12:03am On Oct 26, 2017
and who told you money fade
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Safiaa(f): 12:16am On Oct 26, 2017
Chascop:


alright Safiaa

a student?
yeah.
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Safiaa(f): 12:17am On Oct 26, 2017
daylyt:


Nothing..

How are you?
fine sir. You?
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by LadyPounds(f): 12:20am On Oct 26, 2017
hmmm, to me, i think every woman deep down, just wants to live wild, happy and totally free with little or no consequences.. undecided



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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by HeyCorleone(m): 12:21am On Oct 26, 2017
ArcSEMPECJ:
I have stayed one hour here trying to type in what women want....so happy I didn't get lost because I ran away before confusion came......yet to find the answer anyway....but who cares?...NFCF I think


NFCS, rather.

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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by HeyCorleone(m): 12:26am On Oct 26, 2017
LadyPounds:
hmmm, to me, i think every woman deep down, just wants to live wild, happy and totally free with little or no consequences.. undecided






In simpler words, they want to be thotting around?! Methinks you're advocating for loose morals..

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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by hartson(m): 12:27am On Oct 26, 2017
Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.
Absolutely beautiful. Ride on bro

1 Like

Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Primenet(m): 12:29am On Oct 26, 2017
Nothing much some will marry some will not

Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Greenstar1(m): 12:31am On Oct 26, 2017
Safiaa:
what

Hey, I'm 25 and promising guy who is passionate about internet security and well to do. Don't mind if we become friends. I want love but I dont know if it exist.
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Nobody: 12:41am On Oct 26, 2017
Safiaa:
fine sir. You?

Fine mam smiley
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Denko2721987(m): 12:46am On Oct 26, 2017
mazinoweb:
Women of this generation love sex pass anything...that's why they still dump their rich husbands and boyfriends.

Cos they know money can't buy everything apart from their makeup, lips and indecent dresses..

and what do we men like!! looking or preaching abi grin It takes a demand to require a supply..

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