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Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:41pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
1. When you reach the hospital to complain of having malaria only for the nurse to take your blood and say "we will be conducting HIV test for you". You are like 101 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:46pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Then you start counting all the number of ladies you've had unprotected sex with. You are like Sexybbstar, ladyF, Tasha, makydebbie, sekxy, blackhawk03, divay22, mhizesther, rukkydelta, lawlahdey ...are mogbe, the lust is countless 129 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Then they start to lecture you on how to live with HIV and the dos and don'ts, then you are like 87 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Op I'm coming to get you 98 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:49pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Then, the person that did his before you start crying after collecting his result...you are like 91 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:53pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Then one aproko nurse comes in and telling you how she remained virgin till marriage and start consoling you when the result is not even out yet. Then you are like....abi aye eleyi fe baje ni 152 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:58pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Then the nurse announce the result and tell you that you are positive You are like 81 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:00pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Only for her to say she announced the malaria result first ...then you don't know whether to strangle her or rejoice 126 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Aniker(f): 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
basic memes... lacks creativity 63 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
You already accepted your fate and waiting for her to read the result 54 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:06pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Then the nurse say "You are HIV negative" you are like 116 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by oluwakayode25(m): 4:08pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Okay those last images got me ![]() ![]() ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:09pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Then on your way out, an aboki now come to advertise strong erectÃon pill (burantashi) to you....you are like 100 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:13pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
3days after checking your status, you are still calling yetunde to comman... ![]() Pls, use condom when you want to do the do and stay safe....AIDS/HIV is real. ![]() ![]() 40 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:16pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:17pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Headlesschicken(m): 4:19pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Teewhy2: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
If after announcing the result and you are about leaving the nurse says sorry sir, that result read was for another patient the name only look alike, (mistaken identity) and you still need to wait another 5 mins so that she could get your result from the lab. Considering doing a roof parapet? check out price comparison between a concrete cast in suite against polystyrene parapet. Polystyrene parapet is light weight and doesn't have much impact on the land. excellent usage on swampy environment. click below for more details. https://www.nairaland.com/3726763/alternative-building-material-expanded-polystyrene/4 35 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by iamleumas: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Houseofglam7(f): 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Lol ![]() |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Must u mention all d girls u mentioned up there ![]() You guys gotta stop asslicking all these minors, most of them are are just clocking 18! Well, unless you guys are minors too ![]() Aniker: Go and do ur own make we see ![]() 25 Likes |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by AntiWailer: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Nice one ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by greatman247(m): 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Lol, op wetin you think K go that side. Hehehehehh |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by DIKEnaWAR: 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
I can't relate |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by MorataFC: 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
mhizesther:miss world ![]() |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by hezy4real01(m): 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
That blood sample own de fear like kilode |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Viking007(m): 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Headlesschicken: Aniker: Now we are on frontpage...E pain them ![]() ![]() 31 Likes
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by DanielsParker(m): 4:27pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Despacito: Lol. 3 Likes |
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by GCFR95(m): 4:27pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
I can imagine... ![]() ![]() 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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