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Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 12:21pm On Oct 30, 2017
rotexteymie:
grin grin cheesy.. but how's this even possible?

You can ask the op but I'm sure that's not his painting, unless he's a "graphic artist" grin

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Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by WaffenSS(m): 12:21pm On Oct 30, 2017
rotexteymie:
grin grin cheesy.. but how's this even possible?

Obviously a hoax.

People will do anything for internet attention these days.

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Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by emmanuel530: 12:22pm On Oct 30, 2017
Viral photo of man dressed up as a used sanitary pad for Halloween

This photo of a man dressed up as a used sanitary pad has gone viral for obvious reasons. This has to be the most disgusting halloween custom I have seen this year!.



-[url] http://emmanuel17.com/2017/10/viral-photo-man-dressed-used-sanitary-pad-halloween/[/url]
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by rotexteymie(f): 12:22pm On Oct 30, 2017
WaffenSS:


Obviously a hoax.

People will do anything for internet attention these days.
Ahbi undecided

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Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by rotexteymie(f): 12:23pm On Oct 30, 2017
AlanSugar:


You can ask the op but I'm sure that's not his painting, unless he's a "graphic artist" grin
And this made Fp on a Monday morning??. . I'm so disappointed undecided
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by danieljessy: 12:25pm On Oct 30, 2017
MrCuteking:
Cool. In other news


Using a toilet without a lock is really annoying
...whenever you hear footsteps approaching....You either sing, clear throat, whistle or even shake bucket...
Just to let dem know you are inside... angry
kuku play music for your phone or fake making a call grin
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Facile17(m): 12:25pm On Oct 30, 2017
I Disagree with you
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AuroraB(f): 12:26pm On Oct 30, 2017
Rephrase the topic undecided
Confusing undecided
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Audray(f): 12:30pm On Oct 30, 2017
Don't be silly OP. The owner of that face mask wasn't driving. Leave women alone.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by brendan007: 12:37pm On Oct 30, 2017
All I can see is the face print of someone who was dead scared to die. It even looks like the face of death, just take a second look at the face print.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by TheManofTomorrow(m): 12:38pm On Oct 30, 2017
jejemanito:
Ma know lie

It took me some time to get the joke
grin
same here bro.. was steering at it for a while before I finally grab.

Most girls apply make up heavily these days.. fake asses.

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Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 12:51pm On Oct 30, 2017
Audray:
Don't be silly OP.
The owner of that face mask wasn't driving.
Leave women alone.

There's nothing wrong with the topic dear, when you "drive " with someone in a car, it doesn't necessarily mean you're the driver.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by asawanathegreat(m): 12:56pm On Oct 30, 2017
D girl nah spirit?
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Audray(f): 12:58pm On Oct 30, 2017
AlanSugar:


There's nothing wrong with the topic dear, when you "drive " with someone in a car, it doesn't necessarily mean you're the driver.
Defend the OP's grammar all you want.
It's wrong and misleading.
Simple.
Next time your gf or wife wears makeup and gets in a car with you,don't forget to tell her to gtfo so the car doesn't crash or something.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Nobody: 1:34pm On Oct 30, 2017
girls cn neva kill pson, i don happy tire(still laffin like mad)

Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by modsRbastard: 1:36pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sylverly:
For me, after thanking God.. You will pay for the cleaning work grin


Your topic is totally confusing, there's a difference between "drive" and "ride". In this case, you're the one "driving" and the lady is "riding" with you. However... This is hilarious, the headrest almost got her "OMG!" face ;-)

@AlanSugar, I hope you get it now.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 1:40pm On Oct 30, 2017
Audray:
Defend the OP's grammar all you want.
It's wrong and misleading.
Simple.
Next time your gf or wife wears makeup and gets in a car with you,don't forget to tell her to gtfo so the car doesn't crash or something.

Hmm, Audray Audray, are you married? I'd sure like to get to know you. BTW, why's your name Audray, shouldn't it be Audrey? Anyways, what do I know? Bttp, the grammar is good but I don't understand the "next time your go or wife wears makeup.... "line. Mind explaining? Can send mail it's OK.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by DonCandido(f): 1:48pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sylverly:
For me, after thanking God.. You will pay for the cleaning work grin

Are you saying the accident happened because the driver was a lady?

Or the accident and it's severity (as can be seen) was caused because the lady didn't use the seat belt and no other reason?

Chauvinism at its most ridiculous.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Audray(f): 1:49pm On Oct 30, 2017
AlanSugar:


Hmm, Audray Audray, are you married? I'd sure like to get to know you. BTW, why's your name Audray, shouldn't it be Audrey? Anyways, what do I know? Bttp, the grammar is good but I don't understand the "next time your go or wife wears makeup.... "line. Mind explaining? Can send mail it's OK.
.
Oh my...
Seems I've forgotten how to spell my own name or how it's spelling shouldn't be altered on online forums.
You know, instead of doing the whole mail thing , you could just check out my profile. It'll definitely help you get to know me...
Also,it's too hot this afternoon for me to start explaining sarcastic comments.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 1:49pm On Oct 30, 2017
modsRbastard:



Your topic is totally confusing, there's a difference between "drive" and "ride". In this case, you're the one "driving" and the lady is "riding" with you. However... This is hilarious, the headrest almost got her "OMG!" face ;-)

@AlanSugar, I hope you get it now.

Have you ever heard someone say " I went driving with Mike today in his new car"? Would you say the speaker was the one driving? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that topic and I wish others would contribute.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 1:55pm On Oct 30, 2017
modsRbastard:



Your topic is totally confusing, there's a difference between "drive" and "ride". In this case, you're the one "driving" and the lady is "riding" with you. However... This is hilarious, the headrest almost got her "OMG!" face ;-)

@AlanSugar, I hope you get it now.

Hmm, oga, look at your moniker, would you say there's something wrong with it? Absolutely! The meaning may be OK to you but the construction is trash. How on Earth can all the mods be just one bastard?? Hope you get it? English is tricky, what you think is trash in English may just be the real deal. Look further on this.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Sylverly(m): 2:02pm On Oct 30, 2017
rotexteymie:
grin grin cheesy.. but how's this even possible?
like you don't know.. .na your people wink
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Sylverly(m): 2:04pm On Oct 30, 2017
AlanSugar:


Have you ever heard someone say " I went driving with Mike today in his new car"? Would you say the speaker was the one driving? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that topic and I wish others would contribute.
I just tire for the young mr
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Sylverly(m): 2:06pm On Oct 30, 2017
DonCandido:


Are you saying the accident happened because the driver was a lady?

Or the accident and it's severity (as can be seen) was caused because the lady didn't use the seat belt and no other reason?

Chauvinism at its most ridiculous.
the image explained it all..
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Sylverly(m): 2:08pm On Oct 30, 2017
modsRbastard:



Your topic is totally confusing, there's a difference between "drive" and "ride". In this case, you're the one "driving" and the lady is "riding" with you. However... This is hilarious, the headrest almost got her "OMG!" face ;-)

@AlanSugar, I hope you get it now.
There is nothing wrong with the grammar. However, it should occur to you that the mod. must have modified the topic.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Sylverly(m): 2:12pm On Oct 30, 2017
Audray:
Don't be silly OP.
The owner of that face mask wasn't driving.
Leave women alone.
madam women right activist, defender of the female gender. .I'm not trying to be silly. Don't take this personal. Moreover, I see nothing wrong with the grammar unless, you have PhD in linguistics.. Then you can succinctly juxtapose
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Sylverly(m): 2:14pm On Oct 30, 2017
emmanuel530:
Viral photo of man dressed up as a used sanitary pad for Halloween

This photo of a man dressed up as a used sanitary pad has gone viral for obvious reasons. This has to be the most disgusting halloween custom I have seen this year!.



-[url] http://emmanuel17.com/2017/10/viral-photo-man-dressed-used-sanitary-pad-halloween/[/url]
I don't find this funny, this is the more reason why some of the ladies will be misinformed..
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Sylverly(m): 2:15pm On Oct 30, 2017
Realfitbody:


Ladies nowadays apply makeup without pity. Their faces have become a surface for paint, you see them drawing and applying only to come home and wash off and scare the hell out of their mirrors.

In Other News
You can check out my blog www.realfitbody.com for Here is How A Man's Finger Can Tell You If He's Good In Bed
my own girl can paint ooo.. grin
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 2:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sylverly:
There is nothing wrong with the grammar. However, it should occur to you that the mod. must have modified the topic.

Sylverly, you should be quoting @modsRbastard not me. Thanks.
Re: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by rotexteymie(f): 2:41pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sylverly:
like you don't know.. .na your people wink
cheesy cheesy

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