BlowJobs:
contrary to popular belief say Oyibo no strong say na who dey chop beans stong. Na lie o,I give one guy tackle. My leg still dey pain me. Him bone strong pass anything. chai. and some of them sabi play o. Dem dey play amateur Non competitive league d guy wey fat for that field dey throw correct passes. And this girl dey play too, Na my team she dey, She be like Fabregas d wey she dey throw pass.

ladylco:


I agree with Lady K jare, you can still get a newer model of car with low mileage that is not that expensive or at about the same amount yet not on dealership, bros try make your research well.

whyteone:
could the girl be by any chance our mysterious 'lady k'?

tolumartins:
Good Day...

Pls what forum can I follow in order to link up with someone who can help get a Job with B1/b2 VISA .... In Newark .. Recently Moved and trying to Settle in........ om

BlowJobs:



. Lady K isn't into sports (except if you count running as a sport). The closest She is is supporting the Patriots team. Her specialty is in board games, puzzles and word play (scrabble, chess, checkers, monopoly, skipbo, Trivials etc).

rapheeky:
Is lady k white?

error4040:
@BJ heard the football game meet up do cost some money

BlowJobs:


yes. White liberal country girl . who dislike rap (except 50cent and snoop and Macklemore) but like RnB (the good oldies). Her favorite musics presently are Afrobeat courtesy of your boi (favorite song Mama by Mayorkun )

(thunder fire the person, wey say i no go love you.)

whyteone:
I'm beginning to get a sense of the kinda girl our 'lady k' might be.She is a bookie,right?

BlowJobs:


kind of. She is a better "reader" than i am. She doesn't wait to get things done. Remember the immigration forms from USCIS, she filled it out the next day. She called my dad for some family information when i wasn't replying her text.

She always wants to do things as quick as possible. She reads a novel while i play FIFA . When she sleeps, i have learned not to wake her up. She gets really angry/grumpy if her sleep gets disrupted.

I am a laid back person, if it doesn't involve school or grade or employment or work, i take my time to do it. if you have lived in the Caribbean for a while you will easily be laid back, "No rush" kind of person

mcvities:
For a professional (A Licensed Pharmacist in Nigeria) who is already working. Can there be any form of vacation Job or Paid internship one can just come over to do, make some money and come back to continue his job. If there is, how can one access them and what are the possibilities of getting a Visa? Not planning to relocate there permanently, just to go, work, make some money and come back to Nigeria.

mcvities:


You didn't answer this, please, I need an answer.
A Toyota Corolla that people cherish so much in Nigeria is what you referring to as Jalopy. Meanwhile how much did you buy it over there?

princehood5:
Sup blowjobs.... Wana ask, when you done getting ur green card, any plan of going bk to sch in order to get a better job.. Real good paychecks

BlowJobs:
Guys, I have been busy.

I picked up 3 days shift in another restaurant. (Around 280 per week). A friend of mine has another friend that wants to sell her car. (around 10,000$). It is a 2013 Prius currently at 64000Miles. So i am saving up to buy her car in February. I am tired of my Jallopy. I am saving up to buy a better fancier Jallopy. Mine has a mileage of over 260k. E don dey show for him bodi

BlowJobs:


YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In fact, i already submitted 2 admissions. and looking into getting a better job already. una think say na "hustle" i go do all through and flip burger? Thunder fire devil!!! . It is something you do to get on your feet. don't get me wrong. it pays okay and saves you money but the crazy hours you work, if and when you have kids, it means you will not be seeing your kids at all.

MsNgo40:
BlowJobs,
Ummm...interesting name....
Question for u:
Do u really love her?

MsNgo40:
BlowJobs,
Ummm...interesting name....
Question for u:
Do u really love her?

BlowJobs

wunmi590:



Can you imagine, you are unable to attend your job interview and you called to ne reschedule, and you were given new date which is Friday immediately.

If it were to be Nigeria, to even pick up your phone to call the HR or test the HR for interview reschedule would be hell, and even if you summon the courage, you would not receive feedback from them.

I have sent mail to alot of coy rescheduling my interview, but they would read your mail and phone messages, but they won't even attend to you.

I think Nigerian coy HR have a long way to go, majority of them are too lazy, I don't know what is their work, if not to interview candidate.


God bless you Mouth Gig, and I wish you success in everything you lay your hands on.


Keep dishing us this sweet stories, that is making our days, am sure alot of us are learning one or two things.

sunkieisland:


As I was quoting this post, it related your MouthGig translation of the OP moniker as BEEjAY

I laughed really hard.

BTW OP BEEjAY

I stumbled on this thread this afternoon and I've been really motivated by your story.

I intend to relocate my family to the US (wife and 1 son)

Kindly advice the best course of action.

This thread is the Bomb!!!

bigtt76:
For some one with a

1. Masters degree in Computer Security (Liverpool), Professional certifications in Information Security Audit and Information Security Management and strong IT background, what and how do you suggest I get started?

2. I belong to ISACA (one of the award bodies for the certifications I hold).

3. Do you think if I get a Professional Engineer status would improve my chances of getting a job in the US? I'm currently in Nigeria?

4. [b]What of doctorate options[/b]How can I get placed

bigtt76:
For some one with a

1. Masters degree in Computer Security (Liverpool), Professional certifications in Information Security Audit and Information Security Management and strong IT background, what and how do you suggest I get started?

2. I belong to ISACA (one of the award bodies for the certifications I hold).

3. Do you think if I get a Professional Engineer status would improve my chances of getting a job in the US? I'm currently in Nigeria?

4. What of doctorate options? How can I get placed?

BlowJobs:
*Adjustment of Status* Update.

The forms lady K ordered (FREE OF CHARGE) from United States Citizen and Immigration Services (USCIS) website came in Few minutes ago


Forms I-130/I-130A (and instruction forms)
Form I-765
Form I-864P
Form I-485
Form I-693
Form I-864

These forms looks like lots of paper works. So much forms. I hate paperworks, they make me dizzy and confuse. But i really can't complain right now.
Once we start filling out the information, this thread will go full scale into the adjustment of status Via marriage to a USC proper. Till then, just enjoy my "rants" and pictures.

MsNgo40:
BlowJobs,
Ummm...interesting name....
Question for u:
Do u really love her?

Bossman:
With those qualifications,You have very good prospects here in the USA. I am in IT myself, however on the application development side. I have responded to several IT related threads similar to what you are asking. You can check my profile to get more information.

signature2012:


Best option @bolded!

Below is a thread you can read to get more info on the necessay step to take.
https://www.nairaland.com/3905661/general-u.s.a-student-visa-enquiries-part