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The Broke Guy & The Poverty-stricken Slay-queen - Hahahahaha!!! by jezuzboi(m): 2:35pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
One fateful morning, the broke guy tried to study but couldn’t because of hunger. He then remembered he had N100 somewhere. At once, he grabbed the money and bought himself a cup of Garri, a N20 sachet of milk, a N20 sachet of cowbell chocolate, and N10 sugar. He was about to have a SWELL TIME!!! But he had barely started sipping his delicacy when the poverty-stricken SLAY-QUEEN knocked on his door. What a kill-joy!!! To avoid shame, he hid the Garri in his wardrobe before getting the door. The slay-queen got in and asked to use his dictionary. He gave her. But she spent nearly an hour searching for just one word!!! At long last, she took her leave and the guy hurried to his wardrobe to get his plate of Garri and continue his groove. But he had his greatest disappointment that day, as he found a dead cockroach in the plate of rocky Garri. The slay-mama had succeeded in making a mess of his day!!! Or, was it the slay-mama ![]() The tides changed days later when the broke guy decided to return the gesture by paying the slay-mama a visit. For the records, they were neighbors, and the other day was her first time of visiting him. As you know, it didn’t go too well for him. On gaining reception into her room, what he saw baffled him. But trust me, it will baffle you more!!! N/B: Not all that SLAY are QUEENS!!! Click below to watch this hilarious video which reveals the normal lifestyle of those slay-queens who usually have 1k likes on every picture they upload on Facebook. After watching this video, you will never “FORM BIG BOY” for any girl again!!! Lol. Click below to watch;- https://jezuzboi..com.ng/2017/11/the-broke-guy-poverty-stricken-slay.html |
Re: The Broke Guy & The Poverty-stricken Slay-queen - Hahahahaha!!! by PastorMB(m): 2:46pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
You are now a blogger bro? Lol...
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Re: The Broke Guy & The Poverty-stricken Slay-queen - Hahahahaha!!! by jezuzboi(m): 3:49pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
PastorMB:Lol... That's funny... Been blogging since 2013... Actually, I blog my work... My stories feature first on my blog B4 other platforms... As a matter of fact, if you explore my blog @ www.jezuzboi..com , you'll find many stories there that aren't on any other platform besides that blog... I'm also into movies... So I blog some giveaway scripts and Comedy skits I either script or feature in... That's just it... You should check the blog out... You may find lots of interesting stuff for you and your friends/family... Many thanks to you for stopping by... Hope you enjoyed this video? |
Re: The Broke Guy & The Poverty-stricken Slay-queen - Hahahahaha!!! by PastorMB(m): 3:57pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
jezuzboi: Awww... Nice Bro... Nice |
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