Pinkfriday:
Greatest flogging I ever received was for something I didn't do... When I was in Jss1, on my way back from school one "brother Daniel" gave me a parcel to give my sister... On getting home, I found out dat my sister wasn't at home so I decided to keep d parcel in my school bag... Mumsy came back, don't know what she was looking for in my bag nd saw d parcel, out of curiosity she opened it, behold it contained a love letter, d morning after pill, some money and one gbanjo rubber rose flower... Mum didn't wait for my explanation, she beat d living daylight out of me with cable wire... Dad came back nd she reported me, I explained everything to my Dad. He called my sister and asked her about d parcel, she denied ever knowing anyone named Daniel... D way she denied eeehhhn, lord have mercy... Dad gave me another beating... I didn't go to school for 1week coz I fell sick... my sis later came to apologize.I haven't forgiven her till today..

dessz:
went to play video game with my younger brother(Sega) we were happy some time later I noticed my bro was not by my side, then I looked sideways and saw him running like a mad man.
then I hear "twaii" it took me 5secs before I felt the pain,I fainted(seriously) I woke up,to my mom pouring water in my body,then she used koboko and scattered my body I didn't even realise when I fled home.
my bro was lucky she didn't see him.the goat couldn't even warn me

donshaddow:
Omo, na our neighbor money we still.... We buy new clothes na after some days dem catch us. I nearly die!

I also remember pry school. Mr Yusuf, with him stupid war against indiscipline uniform. Na under ur feet e go nearly kill you for coming late to school i was in pry 2 then.

Papiikush:
I was caught having sex with our neighbor's daughter in their flat. I really don't wanna go into details.

FvckShiT:
I fuçkin made my cousin súck my fuçkin çoçk when I was 7

FvckShiT:


Fúck yeah bro! fúck yeah

McBrooklyn:
Well, I think growing up in a African home, we must all have received some floggings in the past for either being disobedient or probably too obedient. So reminiscing about one or two of those numerous floggings those days won't get you another flogging now, huh??


So lemme start with mine... Growing up as a child and a boy to be precise, I was so fond on playing football and playing game back then. So there was this particular day, I was home alone and bored AF and there here comes this particular friend of mine that came to gist me about how one man just opened a new shop not too far from my area then and he started sweet talking me about how this particular man was selling his own computer game at a cheaper price (I think #300 then). Mehn, to cut the story short he successfully brainwashed me and I tripped but the only problem we had that moment was raising the money to go get the computer game. Fortunately and unfortunately for me, I knew where my Mum usually stashed her money and viola I removed the particular price we're gonna need to get the game and we went yo get the game and the batteries needed to. We played and played to our maximum satisfaction that afternoon till evening when that my friend bade me farewell cos twas getting dark then. My Mum came home and she kinda noticed I was more than happy that evening compared to when she left earlier like I won a lottery during the day or something. That was the moment she started suspecting foul play, she asked me what's up with me and I said I was a little bit overjoyed about her arrival cos I was home alone all day. Then, she caught me playing the game late that same night and just like a typical Nigerian mother she asked me where I got the game from and I told her I bought it, then she asked with which money and that was the moment I realized I already shot myself in the leg the moment I said I bought it. Mehn, she beat the devil and the hell outta me that night even after confessing about stealing her money earlier to buy the computer game and the painful thing was I was made to return the game the following morning unless she ain't gonna give me food in that house again. Chei, I begged the seller like madt before the man decided to help my life by refunding me the money and thereby collecting the computer game back. That was the day I realized the Bible was right about "Idle hands are Devil's workshop" verse


So Nairalanders, over to y'all... What's your own story??

solasoulmusic:
Went out in the rain to a friends place and then the very last time I burnt my report card in sec school because I failed woefully and kept telling Mum no result yet till she got a photocopied report from the school everything turned out well in the end Sha made sure I made for it in College.

Everyone had my favorite cane sef thank God for his mercy

anyaski4real:
The day I mistakenly saw my mum and dad making love in the morning,I was dumbfounded,we were living in a two room apartment then.I received the beating of my life that day,including pepper in my eyes and anus.

Papiikush:
I was caught having sex with our neighbor's daughter in their flat. I really don't wanna go into details.

arleck:

Egbami!!

you actually counted the strokes?

lies everywhere

Papiikush:
I was caught having sex with our neighbor's daughter in their flat. I really don't wanna go into details.

sexybbstar:
The greatest flogging was the last flog I ever received... It was 85 strokes. (eight years ago)

missyQween:



Lol...We are ready to hear the details please

You like gossip

sexybbstar:
The greatest flogging was the last flog I ever received... It was 85 strokes. (eight years ago)

ibrokola:

Which school bro?

Papiikush:


You like gossip

missyQween:


it's curiosity na not gossip

lol. Pretty women are always curious

sexybbstar:
I no faint o. I've got a very thick skin, caning doesn't really move me. The nice part is that, I have a very good skin that doesn't retain scars. Whenever I have scars, it will clear off within a month.

sexybbstar:
I counted it, so I can report the exact strokes to my dad

Papiikush:

lol. Pretty women are always curious