My friend slept in class. I took his phone and changed my name in his contacts to “dad” then I texted him “ son, I just won 500 million dollars in the lottery. We are rich now. You don’t have to go to school anymore!” After my friend read that, he packed everything and walked out of the class. My teacher asked him where he was going. He turned back and
gave her a middle finger and said “shut your f**king mouth up!”
Does anyone know a good place to hide, he is hunting me now!

Congratulations

Smellymouth:


Whaattttttt!!! Jesus is Lord!!! Apostle will hear of this!!!

*in bobrisky voice* you are finish

I hope they have their finances planned and sorted out

I celebrate with you.

Just a question, Are you sure pretty lady?

As you grow up and get more mature, your view and desire in life developes and then you realise your need to accomplish new goals. I don't think at 20 years of age, one's view and desire have been adequately accentuated to the extent of committing to a life long institution such as marriage. Just my opinion and I wish the lady well.

The ring go rust on her finger

benuejosh:
can't believe you said something more than reasonable today.

you are silly... Lwkmd... Dude just like diffusing the tension around here bro. And it is good for everyone. Being too serious every time isn't good for our health and life. Have fun.

I hate seeing people dancing to common engagement . Engagement is not marriage, even most marriage these days is not worth celebrating. I know of a guy who spent close to 2m the day he proposed to his girl friend but today they are parted.

Are you not 30 something

Getting Engaged is usually the easy part

Dayumm

Not a new thing I guess
Bestie met her man at 20, got engaged at 21 and married him at 22.

Just a question, Are you sure pretty lady?
As you grow up and get more mature, your view and desire in life developes and then you realise your need to accomplish new goals. I don't think at 20 years of age, one's view and desire have been adequately accentuated to the extent of committing to a life long institution such as marriage. Just my opinion and I wish the lady well

Is marriage some kind of debt you pay for dating a girl?

I can see alot of time wasters wishing her bad on this thread, that you are still consulting your ancestors at the age of 36 if you should marry the lady you have been dating for 12 years doesn't mean you should think everyone out there is like you, there are still men who want to be able to walk to their children's graduation not using walking stick to take their children to school that you will be looking like your son's grandfather

so wu she EPP??

Luxuryconsult:
@ 20 she is engaged.. The rate at which some guys quickly rush to put ring on some beautiful girls hand just to book space ehn.. I pray it all goes well as you people plan. But there are lot's of 32 years old ladies out there still searching for someone to put anything that will just suit the finger, even if na that rubber ring wey dey inside sweet ehn.. Where exactly did those girls go wrong?. All fingers are not equal nitoto.. Africa china don talk am.

You this man ehn

dating---EASY
engaging-EASY
proposing-EASY
marriage? NOT EASY...many aint ready for wats to com... ask tonto and co

2sexycom:
you are silly... Lwkmd... Dude just like diffusing the tension around here bro. And it is good for everyone. Being too serious every time isn't good for our health and life. Have fun.

haha.. That's true though. I agree with you.

Engagement na wedding?

sinaj:
*in bobrisky voice* you are finish

Hahahahhah..Hunnay comean finish me

Itching to correct nigerians placing the engagement ring on the wrong finger.

It should be on fourth finger on the left hand.

If you are going to borrow western tradition, you might as well do it well.

Secondly, I hope them rings contain real gemstones and not cut glass(cubik zirconia, quartz them are a no no). Ideally diamonds, there are smaller stones with more impurities that needn't cost a fortune.

Wrong finger as usual.

Luxuryconsult:
@ 20 she is engaged.. The rate at which some guys quickly rush to put ring on some beautiful girls hand just to book space ehn.. I pray it all goes well as you people plan. But there are lot's of 32 years old ladies out there still searching for someone to put anything that will just suit the finger, even if na that rubber ring wey dey inside sweet ehn.. Where exactly did those girls go wrong?. All fingers are not equal nitoto.. Africa china don talk am.

Those kind gals der toto don wide like bolehole

Congratulations

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Smellymouth:


Hahahahhah..Hunnay comean finish me

lolll

I wnt finish u ma lav

shaybebaby:
Itching to correct nigerians placing the engagement ring on the wrong finger.

It should be on fourth finger on the left hand.

If you are going to borrow western tradition, you might as well do it well.

Secondly, I hope them rings contain real gemstones and not cut glass(cubik zirconia, quartz them are a no no). Ideally diamonds, there are smaller stones with more impurities that needn't cost a fortune.

Will it prevent her from getting married?

Earthquake1:


Will it prevent her from getting married?

Nope but if you are going to flaunt it, get it right.

Luxuryconsult:
@ 20 she is engaged.. The rate at which some guys quickly rush to put ring on some beautiful girls hand just to book space ehn.. I pray it all goes well as you people plan. But there are lot's of 32 years old ladies out there still searching for someone to put anything that will just suit the finger, even if na that rubber ring wey dey inside sweet ehn.. Where exactly did those girls go wrong?. All fingers are not equal nitoto.. Africa china don talk am.

u re a kid marriage does not amount to happiness or success ....
a lot of single ladies ,divorces ,widowers in their 30s,40 etc live a very happy life.
it is because u have not been exposed to civilized countries that is why u still reason like a cave man don't blame u though i blame naija

ireneidiva:
Wrong finger as usual.

Jinx, we both posted that at the same time.