A man in Thailand suffered huge blood loss after a python sank its fangs into his penis while he was sitting on the toilet.

Atthaporn Boonmakchuay, 38 tried desperately to break free after the huge snake attacked in the bathroom of his home in Chachoengsao, east of the capital Bangkok.


The 38-year-old reportedly reached down with his hand after feeling a sharp bite only to discover the serpent's jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.


Atthaporn screamed out for his wife as he thrashed around trying to dislodge the 11ft python.


Moments before collapsing, he managed to tie rope around the snake's head and tie it to the bathroom door.


But he was rushed to hospital after suffering horrific blood loss in the ordeal.


Footage shows emergency crews trying to ease the python out of pipes under the toilet and using hammers to smash it free.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608547/Every-man-s-worst-nightmare-Python-sinks-fangs-man-s-penis-sits-toilet-agonising-struggle-break-free-leaves-hospital-blood-loss.html

Footage shows emergency crews trying to ease the python out of pipes under the toilet and using hammers to smash it free.


The reptile was then made safe and placed in a bag ahead of being released back in wild, according to local News.

There are reports that the snake had swam up pipes to the house before emerging in the bathroom.

Imagine the balls..

Terrible

chai how i wish they upload this guy python dance

I swear I won't be able to forgive myself if anything happens to my d1ck

The snake is probably in love,

Why release it back to the wild...it may prolly find its way back to another home. I'm sure that Python is obsessed with di ck.

Mehn
The snake must be wanting to be giving him BJ

PYTHON. The day of reckoning to those if u that like to kill/PYTHONS and show it to our local indian snake charmer lalasticala.

This is bad, that's why it's good to kill them without mercy if one was single, he has lost all hope of procreation

...an explorer special
...using the toilet will forever be like crossing the high way for this guy ... Look,look and look again before attempting zip down

I think the python is just trying to play with something (d man's dick) that looks much like itself. cos python as big as dis would have had a large chunk of that guys kpekus in its mouth.
modified: lalasticlala will not like this!

nairalanders una no dey sleep? I thought I was d only one who couldn't catch some zs.

Okay... Nothing is really romantic about this. So then, why is it under romance section?

RETIREDMUMU:
chai how i wish they upload this guy python dance

Oga why evuls? imagine it's your balls Python danced on?

That python is wickard.they could have jusst eaten it

I Dont even know how I feel ryt now

don't blame the snake he thought the joystick was a rival snake,if na you nko

o boy wetin be this nah

lala explain this

I'm not a man but I feel the pain he went through when that snake bit his thing

Python dey bite another python.....That's incredible!

The python was intiimidated by d other pyhons size. Sorry man

Of all parts, na the private e bite,
Tor,
Y not the asss??.

God saved the python sha, if na naija dem find am, oh well, we know the drill

Lalasticlala WTF is wrong with dis snake na

RETIREDMUMU:
chai how i wish they upload this guy python dance

Python was just saying hi to anaconda

Mouth Action

Lol.. That is one of the disadvantage of having an over size. All the python saw was a big bush meat

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Mr. Explorers! This is a huge mistake,sir. This is a post about a stolen d!ck yet you put it on Romance section?! This should be on Crime section. Mods,please do the needful.