Yes, Nigeria is now a developed country.

I know this is quite difficult to believe, but it's true. We're now developed industrially, economically and mentally. Few more years and we will be the world power. After we've figured out how to defeat China.

From a very average life expectancy of 52 years, we've climbed to 90, beating countries like Japan and Italy to it! With a golden Per Capita Income, our literacy rate is now hundred percent. No jokes. Lately, the government has been contemplating on educating our dogs and other pets; they deserve better lives too. Plus we still have plenty education left to give; even after accommodating all the students from Europe, America, Asia and other parts of Africa.

You won't believe our recent Human Development Index. 0.9! You read that correctly.

Our leaders now are young, agile, patriotic, and full of sense. The constitution has been revised so that measures that ensure creativity, growth and development prevail.

Crime rate is in its all time low. The only form of corruption you'll see is a mother bribing her son with another piece of meat to eat the two in his plate. We're blessed.

With skyscrapers littering everywhere, Nigeria is now home to thousands of industries. Military. Technology. Commerce. Transport. Food. Clothing. Agriculture Telecommunications. Manufacturing. Etc. We import nothing and export all, including our specialists to help some struggling western nations. We provide them aids too. Poor guys. Currently, our military personnels are busy saving the USA from the cold jaws of Russia. We do this helping thing a lot.

Last month, Nigeria launched her 3000th satellite into space. We've really come a long way. Who would believe this is a country that once struggled with providing electricity even to her urban settlements?

It is now extremely difficult to die Nigeria.

People won't just die. The health system is so efficient that they treat you for a disease you haven't even gotten yet. Too much motivation is troubling our health practitioners. We have senile men and women roaming the streets, complaining, getting lost and found. What used to kill us, like accidents, malaria, hypertension, and other illnesses have been eradicated.

A 75 year old man was recently sued by his healthy 120 year mother for not "allowing me to die. He keeps taking me to that highly effective hospital."

Now in Nigeria, seeing a person carelessly fling things from their car is like seeing a dinosaur spit at you. It is impossible. Even if someone does, there are little robots on every corner of our carefully restructured roads, ready to grab the dirt and stop the offender's car automatically, because we now use electric, centrally-controlled vehicles. I wish I can tell you the story of how crude oil tragically died. But time. We still have it though, we just don't pay much attention. The world has moved on.

Let me shock you, Nigeria didn't split to achieve all these. We are still that big nation with plenty little nations in it. In my next letter from the future, I'll tell you how we made it possible.

Yours from the future,

Abiodun

Biodun! Biodun!! Biodun!!! Wake up. You don shit for bed

Typical Afonja and their low IQ and appreciation for mediocrity.

Murray Bruce made a powerful speech on the floor of the senate three months ago; he said: Why is it that the richest tribe in Nigeria, Igbos, despite their success in Nigeria and wealth accumulation, why is it that they are unsatisfied with the way things are in Nigeria and want out? He went further, are the Igbos seeing something that the rest of us who want to remain in Nigeria despite not having as much as Igbos have? I don't know if you get the point he was making? In a literal sense, Afonjas don't have much, they are suffering in Nigeria yet they want One Nigeria to continue and are happy with the way things are.

Horlufemi:
Biodun! Biodun!! Biodun!!! Wake up. You don shit for bed

freedomforall30:
Typical Afonja and their low IQ and appreciation for mediocrity.

Murray Bruce made a powerful speech on the floor of the senate three months ago; he said: Why is it that the richest tribe in Nigeria, Igbos, despite their success in Nigeria and wealth accumulation, why is it that they are unsatisfied with the way things are in Nigeria and want out? He went further, are the Igbos seeing something that the rest of us who want to remain in Nigeria despite not having as much as Igbos have? I don't know if you get the point he was making? In a literal sense, Afonjas don't have much, they are suffering in Nigeria yet they want One Nigeria to continue and are happy with the way things are.

Bruce made sense in his speech but I think you should read my post again and see what I'm trying to say...