This is just a tourist guide for those that find it hard to make front page on this great forum, make una no vex for me though.

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1. Scream "lalasticlala" after you make every thread, keep screaming it till he get frustrated and pushes your thread to front page, I don't know if he now has more power than Seun sef, please don't tag people like myndforty4 or else your thread would go to bin section

2. Murder any animal and create a thread about it.
Be it mosquito, rat, Christmas chicken etc, just kill the damn thing and post and then viola you would be on FP.

Most fastest animals that could take you to FP are Snakes, Monitor lizard and any other Bush meats available

3. create a thread about Tonto Dike.

word on the street has it that Tonto and Seun were secondary school sweet hearts in Ogrioko community Government secondary school.

So every thing about her goes straight to FP, especially when she is bathing or brushing her teeth.

4. Hack explorer or Seun accounts, Explorer is a FP magnet while Seun is the boss so go figure.

5. Create a meme or picture thread and viola you are on FP

6. Create a thread about Wizkid vs Davido, Buhari vs Goodluck etc and their various fans and supporters would jump on the bandwagon arguing all day.

7. Create a thread about your new job.
Be it a factory job, just post about it and add plenty juice and sauce, even if it's a fire wood breaking job, just say you were offered a chief managing job in a wood processing multinational company and thank NL and God about it

8. Create a pre wedding photos thread, be it yours, an enemy, your dog's or you saw the pre-wedding pics on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter or inside bush, just post it and you would be on FP ASAP.

9. Create a thread about boobs, big yansh, celebrities crashed marriages etc and the mods would push your thread to FP like skraaaaaahhhh

10. Create a thread about 10 useless things you know nothing about like tonsye2much



if e pain you, add your own

Create a female bashing thread. Express!


(E.g) My girlfriend's vagina was smelling of condom, I didn't have sex with her.

You think the above example is a joke?
Nah, it actually happened here live...

That guy below should stop being sentimental. Any thread that sparks gender wars gets to FP. The ones with the female as the accused, gets more traffic. It's business for se.un.

Recently it has been about creating a python dance, monitor lizard or any other lizard for that matter or just create a coup in any country, best an African country or post something about Mugabe. Go figure!

Op you funny ooh...... But they are some people who won't scream and their post will move to front page

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Brag about e-money that never send you real money


Post picture of Hushpuppi and his gang

Last post pics with a celebrity irrespective of his/her list ABCD even Z


The guy below me has something to say

pocohantas:
Create a female bashing thread. Express!


(E.g) My girlfriend's vagina was smelling of condom, I didn't have sex with her.

You think the above example is a joke?
Nah, it actually happened here live...

Really? Sometimes you act like everything happening here is always anti women...

Sometimes you just need to drop a post without tryna sound sentimental. If you really wana fight for women's right, just open an NGO office. I would gladly donate to the cause.

Not always coming here to portray women as Victims all the time.

#Bush.

generalbush:


Really? Sometimes you act like everything happening here is always anti women... Sometimes you just need to drop a post without tryna sound sentimental. If you really wana fight for women's right, just open an NGO office. I would gladly donate to the cause.
Not always coming here to portray women as Victims all the time.
#Bush.

Sometimes you need to read a post without getting sentimental and playing victim. OP said, add yours. Add yours and stop crying baby boy...

where are yoi

lizard and snake

on childish peeps care about front page ..... keep cool ....

only childish peeps care about front page ..... keep cool ....

Create a thread about Regina Daniel, Ebube Nwabgu, Alex Iwobi, Robert Muagbe u will surely hit FP sharply sharply

pocohantas:


Sometimes you need to read a post without getting sentimental and playing victim. OP said, add yours. Add yours and stop crying baby boy...

And all you could think of was a thread bashing women? I already told you, should you open up a center that caters for women rights offline, don't hesitate to dial my line. I will support your cause.

invariably, it means that you should take your struggle more serious by setting the ball rolling. Not being an online women champion. Not hating on your women struggle tho.

generalbush:


[s]And all you could think of was a thread bashing women? I already told you, should you open up a center that caters for women rights offline, don't hesitate to dial my line. I will support your cause.

invariably, it means that you should take your struggle more serious by setting the ball rolling. Not being an online women champion. Not hating on your women struggle tho[/s].

Now you're beginning to whine. I have no time for that, sadly.
Bye...

pocohantas:


Now you're beginning to whine. I have no time for that, sadly.
Bye...

Don't cancel my post and make it look like we are having a dispute. We aren't. Learn to drive home your points in a more civil manner.

I will still quote you if the need be.

generalbush:


[s]Don't cancel my post and make it look like we are having a dispute. We aren't. Learn to drive home your points in a more civil manner. I will still quote you if the need be[/s].

No need...

pocohantas:


No need...

Why the fvck you canceling my post?

and what's fuuny?

generalbush:


Why the fvck you canceling my post?

and what's fuuny?

Stop whining, I had the intention of writing along that line.

generalbush:


You see yourself? anything that smells correction towards female folks is termed antagonism to you, right? Jeez mehn!
I think you should be termed Balloteli "Why always you?" that will come into a peaceful thread and now start stirring up dust in the name of "Anti-women"Play Mature and Innocent? Point out any of my post where I have antagonized women. I will swerve but will still correct you again if the need be.

I take God beg you, no cancel this post.

Of course, I know how hypocritical you guys can be. You should see yourself first, anything that sounds like correction to males is playing victim to you. If I had written male bashing, would you be here crying? No, you won't. If I correct ladies, they don't quote me to cry. But once the table turns, you guys must cry!!! Guy stop whining ahbeg.

This is hilarious. Let me add my own

* Create a thread about how you have found the new truth and decided to embrace atheism, thereby freeing yourself from the shackles of religion. Keypoint: Attack Christianity as a religion.

pocohantas:


You come up with that post, laced with antagonism...and you're trying to play mature and innocent now? Oh pls, sweetie swerve.

You see yourself? anything that smells correction towards female folks is termed antagonism to you, right? Jeez mehn!

I think you should be termed Balloteli "Why always you?" that will come into a peaceful thread and now start stirring up dust in the name of "Anti-women"

Play Mature and Innocent? Point out any of my post where I have antagonized women.

I will swerve but will still correct you again if the need be.

I take God beg you, no cancel this post.

Blackhawk01:




Stop whining, I had the intention of writing along that line.

Is that why she was canceling my posts like we are struggling with a piece of land?

I know you won't write such... else I just divorce you. No join that Poco girl.

Blackhawk01:




Stop whining, I had the intention of writing along that line.

Once it's not in their favour, they must cryyyy!!!So many guys called me sensible yesterday for grinding females. That's what they want

Moving the snake and other animals thread to FP is not about celebrating the kill. It's about enlightening people about the dangers these kills pose to the existence of these animals - the python most of all. The Mods are only creating awareness, in their own way, of possible extinction of these species.

Nice, but quick thinking though- WHY ISN'T YOUR YOUR POST ON FP? Didn't you use any of those tactics?

Psquere issue, adesua and banky, etc.

pocohantas:


Of course, I know how hypocritical you guys can be. You should see yourself first, anything that sounds like correction to males is playing victim to you. If I had written male bashing, would you be here crying? No, you won't. If I correct ladies, they don't quote me to cry. But once the table turns, you guys must cry!!! Guy stop whining ahbeg.

Oh Jeez... Do you read your posts here again before clicking submit? You should learn to do that.

The way you type things here with passion, I tend to believe you signed up on a PPC, which I doubt (seun is so stingy)

Learn to type without looking for how to promote gender marginalization. You remember the Zimbabwean thread? You also did same.

Nice for not canceling my post!

pocohantas:


Once it's not in their favour, they must cryyyy!!!So many guys called me sensible yesterday for grinding females. That's what they want

Must you grind a gender? Must you?

Must you??... If this were the politics section, you woulda be termed a Gender bigot. Always promoting gender wars.

generalbush:


Must you grind a gender? Must you?

Must you??... If this were the politics section, you woulda be termed a Gender bigot. Always promoting gender wars.

The truth is bitter, but we must say it.
Do you want handkerchief?

pocohantas:


The truth is bitter, but we must say it.
Do you want handkerchief?

Nop, I prefer your shoulder... Hope it isn't hard?

That's BTW. You need to change your orientation and stop all these your gender wars!